rate_review Reviews

hey, i loved it, if u add more chapters that will make me happy. :) Thanx.

*throws flower petals and cookies*
That's it.
You're my new favorite author.
My God. these are good. Okay, so I lie, these are fucking wonderful!
Now, please excuse me as I go take a quick cold shower and go to bed.
And thank you in advanace for any incredibly sexy dreams I may have about the Sex God.

MORE! Keep writing its really good!

Please continue! This is an greay story! I love it and i can't wait for the next chapter! That is...if you decide to continue.

Love it... PLEASE go on!

Just wild guess, but are you a teen-bopper? Next time pair Orland with somebody worthy. Please keep your fantasies with him and you to yourself, no one eles is interested! Change the name of the fanfic, too!

I really liked this story! Very erotic...you do a great job with descriptions. I felt like I was "in the moment".

Very good, please continue!!!

So sweet and sexy! I loved it!

Hi. Zis iz Mr. Pantz. But you can juzt call me Francois. No, zis is not ze point, you zee. Ze point iz, today I am very snooby French white boy. Yez, I am a dirty white boy, rawwwr! Oh, you give me ze tickles you animal you. Well, I am forty yearz of age, and I want to fuck Orlando Bloom real hard like ze innocent little shit zat he is. Yes, just like gum, i will zen scrape him off my shoe like it were notzing. Yez, and iftry try to go to the authority'z, I will deny our zexual relationz entirely. But zis is also not ze point. I'd like to personally thank you for zis ztory. It has made me want him even more badly, and I may finally give in to hiz wants and zay, "Ah, what ze hell." Zen we will do it and because he iz an ignorant dumb ass, I will think nothing of it ever again and leave him alone on zose lonely nights to cry and whack himzelf to zleep. Yez, he lovez masturbation. Almost az much as he lovez molesting young girlz. Yez, Orlando iz very stupid, he is, how do you zay? Dumb ass and he likez to lick ze dirty fuout out of my ass. Yez, it is a very zatisfying and arousing feeling to have zomeone lick the fudge out of your ass hole. And he likez it too, bse wse what can I zay? If you were like him, juzt a giant stupid dick walking around wiz no place to go, zen you would like zis alzo. Anyway, I am rumbling now zo I must bid you farewell, and zay goodbye. I alzo very much enjoyed your ztory. Juzt try and dumb him down a bit next time, for he iz the dumbass, as I have zaid.

-Pants