rate_review Reviews

adter reading your "note", i'd have to say that your sister is a far better author than you. It's not bad. It's motherfucking fiction.

My goodness! So much anger! Has no one here ever encountered RPS before?

Not bad, really. You should throw on a disclaimer that none of this is true or will ever be true or is meant to be true or something along those lines...just to get people to calm down about things.

Other than that, not bad at all. Rather graphic, of course, but this is Adult Fan Fiction, not Happy Children's Fiction, so that's fine too.

You've got a couple of tense problems (i.e. you seem to switch at random), but then I'm an English major.

Thanks for the mental picture, though. I'd never thought of Monty Python slashiness, but it was enjoyable.

Do not listen to those flaming reviewers! No true Python-fan would really be that offended by something that is ultimately harmless. They all snuck in here, and they all knew perfectly well what they were in for before they read it.

I don't know where to begin with this... *thing*. But I'm going to try. This is wrong. Very, very, very wrong. It should never have been written (I hope you realize that, if you're the author and you're reading this). In fact, I couldn't even read it. Just glancing over a few sentences was bad enough. That was several months ago. Only now am I finally able to attempt to write about the trauma.

You do not write shit like this about Monty Python.

You just do not.

That should be enough said, but in case it isn't-- Yes, Graham Chapman was gay. He was not a rapist. Not, not, not a rapist. None of the Pythons were rapists.

Michael Palin? We all know him as a comedic genius. At least, I do. I don't see how someone could write this about him. Not that I want to.

This story isn't funny, sexy (did I actually just type that word in this context), or anything except vomit inducing. There's just nothing good enough to say. All I can say is that at times like this, you need the Killer Rabbit. He would know what to do. And it would hurt a lot.

Christ, this is disturbing.

How terribly realistic!

Call yourself a fan? How could you do this to the poor little comedy geniuses?

Right, right, stop it! This fic's got silly. Started off with a nice little idea about the pythons have tea, but now it's got silly. This man's speech is too wrong for a python too. And these edits are pretty badly made. Right, now for a complete change of mood

No offense but I think you are the worst Monty Python "fan" on the planet. WTF is this shit?

Well done you. This is without doubt the worst thing I have ever read. Ever. There isn't a single constructive thing I can say about this. It is beyond garbage, and into the realms of pure evil. You do realise that these are real people you're writing about? That they could quite innocently google "Silencing Mike" and come across this horror show? How would you feel if they read this out aloud in front of you?

And now, I would be about to be sick. But I'm sure that would give you some pleasure, so instead I will just erase the few sentences I mistakenly read from this nightmare, and be on my way.