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August 27, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Oh, god, are you ever gonna finish this????
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February 20, 2003 at 12:00 AM
WOO! Gackt, yaoi, vampires, and the word malice! All my favorite things (<--a word for penis) wrapped up into a nice, juicy NC-17 package (Look! Another word for penis!). Me and the voices in my head loved the first chapter, so they're going to talk to you now. I'll make introductions. Ghost is a chibbi black dragon who's insecure and doesn't talk, Jakku Akki is a bitch who loves nothing more than to cuss people out, Keki-Sama is a constant smartass with a sarcastic retort to everything, and War - my original personality before my mind split - is the strategically violent one.
Keki-Sama: That was a really cool first chapter! Never seen a better intro in all my fanfiction years (which aren't many cause we're actually 14, don't tell anyone!)
Ghost: ...fear...
Jakku Akki: I'd cuss the shit out of you if this wasn't suck a fucking well-writen portrayal oar
ar
Ghost: ...Gackt?
Keki-Sama: Hahaha! That and Jakkie's way overprotective of Ghost and anything the kid wants, Jakku gets it for her
War: **nods** We've been dragged through some angsty shit for that lizard
Jakku Akki: **waves fist angrily** SHE'S A DRAGON, YOU FUCKHEADS! REVIEW THE FUCKING FIC BEFORE I KICK ALL YOUR ASSES!
War: **brandishes hammer and electrified nightstick** (<--more words for penis) Oh will you now?
Jakku Akki: **turns to Keki and waves fist angrily** I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
Keki-Sama: EEP! **hides behind War**
Jakku Akki: Bitch. Anyways, this is really cool, so we're gonna go read the next chapter, kay?
Ghost: **wanders off towards next chapter** ...yaoi...
War: Ahh the joys of written gay porn
Jakku Akki: We do have a nice yaoi lemon section here in War Tokoyami's brain. Kinky shit goes on in there.
War: But I like surprises, surprises are the best of attacks, and there are no surprises when in the Yaoi Room
Keki-Sama: True story
Jakku Akki: **shrugs** onward to porn, then
Keki-Sama: That was a really cool first chapter! Never seen a better intro in all my fanfiction years (which aren't many cause we're actually 14, don't tell anyone!)
Ghost: ...fear...
Jakku Akki: I'd cuss the shit out of you if this wasn't suck a fucking well-writen portrayal oar
ar
Ghost: ...Gackt?
Keki-Sama: Hahaha! That and Jakkie's way overprotective of Ghost and anything the kid wants, Jakku gets it for her
War: **nods** We've been dragged through some angsty shit for that lizard
Jakku Akki: **waves fist angrily** SHE'S A DRAGON, YOU FUCKHEADS! REVIEW THE FUCKING FIC BEFORE I KICK ALL YOUR ASSES!
War: **brandishes hammer and electrified nightstick** (<--more words for penis) Oh will you now?
Jakku Akki: **turns to Keki and waves fist angrily** I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
Keki-Sama: EEP! **hides behind War**
Jakku Akki: Bitch. Anyways, this is really cool, so we're gonna go read the next chapter, kay?
Ghost: **wanders off towards next chapter** ...yaoi...
War: Ahh the joys of written gay porn
Jakku Akki: We do have a nice yaoi lemon section here in War Tokoyami's brain. Kinky shit goes on in there.
War: But I like surprises, surprises are the best of attacks, and there are no surprises when in the Yaoi Room
Keki-Sama: True story
Jakku Akki: **shrugs** onward to porn, then
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February 20, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Keki-Sama: DUN DUN DUN!
Ghost: ...fear...
Jakku Akki: That was a disturbingly sexy description of Gackt
War: Oh yes, very sexy, love the kinky blood shed
Keki-Sama: Well that image is definitlyng tng to the Yaoi Room
War: to be altered and applied to countless other yaoi couples
Jakku Akki: Because it's so damn kinky and as different as we all are, there's one thing (<--penis!) we always agree on
Ghost: ...kink is good...
Keki-Sama: Why does War Tokoyami keep pointing out every word that's ever been used as a synonym for schlong? (<-- another word for penis!)
War: well there are a lot, and we do have the lovely image of Gackt masturbating in here right now. Look, there he is in the Yaoi Room display case "gripping his manhood" (<-- penis) as many would say
Keki-Sama: **runs to glass display c* kn* kneel...take your shirt off...
War: **follows at a slower pace** who should we have join him tonight?
Jakku Akki: Zechs, perhaps?
Ghost: ...Sephiroth...
Others: Ooooh
Keki-Sama: yeessss, come here, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: **appears in display case**
War Tokoyami's Voices: **all watch in facination as Gackt and Sephiroth (from Final Fantasy 7 if you don't know) proceed to have very kinky sex in a relatively small area**
War: Yeeeah, you might wanna get some sex into your fic soon, cause we're having a little too much fun with the bloody masturbation Idea
Others: **flinch as blood erupts and stains their view red**
War: what happened?
Jakku Akki: Gackt's still a vampire, and Sephiroth has sharp teeth according to us. What do you THINK happened?
War: ooooooooooohhhhh
Ghost: ...fear...
Jakku Akki: That was a disturbingly sexy description of Gackt
War: Oh yes, very sexy, love the kinky blood shed
Keki-Sama: Well that image is definitlyng tng to the Yaoi Room
War: to be altered and applied to countless other yaoi couples
Jakku Akki: Because it's so damn kinky and as different as we all are, there's one thing (<--penis!) we always agree on
Ghost: ...kink is good...
Keki-Sama: Why does War Tokoyami keep pointing out every word that's ever been used as a synonym for schlong? (<-- another word for penis!)
War: well there are a lot, and we do have the lovely image of Gackt masturbating in here right now. Look, there he is in the Yaoi Room display case "gripping his manhood" (<-- penis) as many would say
Keki-Sama: **runs to glass display c* kn* kneel...take your shirt off...
War: **follows at a slower pace** who should we have join him tonight?
Jakku Akki: Zechs, perhaps?
Ghost: ...Sephiroth...
Others: Ooooh
Keki-Sama: yeessss, come here, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: **appears in display case**
War Tokoyami's Voices: **all watch in facination as Gackt and Sephiroth (from Final Fantasy 7 if you don't know) proceed to have very kinky sex in a relatively small area**
War: Yeeeah, you might wanna get some sex into your fic soon, cause we're having a little too much fun with the bloody masturbation Idea
Others: **flinch as blood erupts and stains their view red**
War: what happened?
Jakku Akki: Gackt's still a vampire, and Sephiroth has sharp teeth according to us. What do you THINK happened?
War: ooooooooooohhhhh
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February 20, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Keki-Sama: DUN DUN DUN!
Ghost: ...fear...
Jakku Akki: That was a disturbingly sexy description of Gackt
War: Oh yes, very sexy, love the kinky blood shed
Keki-Sama: Well that image is definitly going to the Yaoi Room
War: to be altered and applied to countless other yaoi couples
Jakku Akki: Because it's so damn kinky and as different as we all are, there's one thing *<--penis!* we always agree on
Ghost: ...kink is good...
Keki-Sama: Why does War Tokoyami keep pointing out every word that's ever been used as a synonym for schlong? *<-- another word for penis!*
War: well there are a lot and we do have the lovely image of Gackt masturbating in here right now. Look, there he is in the Yaoi Room display case "gripping his manhood" *<-- penis* as many would say
Keki-Sama: **runs to glass display case** kneel...take your shirt off...
War: **follows at a slower pace** who should we have join him tonight?
Jakkki:kki: Zechs, perhaps?
Ghost: ...Sephiroth...
Others: Ooooh
Keki-Sama: yeessss, come here, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: **appears in display case**
War Tokoyami's Voices: **all watch in facination as Gackt and Sephiroth *from Final Fantasy 7 if you don't know* proceed to have very kinky sex in a relatively small area**
War: Yeeeah, you might wanna get some sex into your fic soon, cause we're having a little too much fun with the bloody masturbation Idea
Others: **flinch as blood erupts and stains their view red**
War: what happened?
Jakku Akki: Gackt's still a vampire, and Sephiroth has sharp teeth according to us. What do you THINK happened?
War: ooooooooooohhhhh
Ghost: ...fear...
Jakku Akki: That was a disturbingly sexy description of Gackt
War: Oh yes, very sexy, love the kinky blood shed
Keki-Sama: Well that image is definitly going to the Yaoi Room
War: to be altered and applied to countless other yaoi couples
Jakku Akki: Because it's so damn kinky and as different as we all are, there's one thing *<--penis!* we always agree on
Ghost: ...kink is good...
Keki-Sama: Why does War Tokoyami keep pointing out every word that's ever been used as a synonym for schlong? *<-- another word for penis!*
War: well there are a lot and we do have the lovely image of Gackt masturbating in here right now. Look, there he is in the Yaoi Room display case "gripping his manhood" *<-- penis* as many would say
Keki-Sama: **runs to glass display case** kneel...take your shirt off...
War: **follows at a slower pace** who should we have join him tonight?
Jakkki:kki: Zechs, perhaps?
Ghost: ...Sephiroth...
Others: Ooooh
Keki-Sama: yeessss, come here, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: **appears in display case**
War Tokoyami's Voices: **all watch in facination as Gackt and Sephiroth *from Final Fantasy 7 if you don't know* proceed to have very kinky sex in a relatively small area**
War: Yeeeah, you might wanna get some sex into your fic soon, cause we're having a little too much fun with the bloody masturbation Idea
Others: **flinch as blood erupts and stains their view red**
War: what happened?
Jakku Akki: Gackt's still a vampire, and Sephiroth has sharp teeth according to us. What do you THINK happened?
War: ooooooooooohhhhh
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February 20, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Keki-Sama: DUN DUN DUN!
Ghost: ...fear...
Jakku Akki: That was a disturbingly sexy description of Gackt
War: Oh yes, very sexy, love the kinky blood shed
Keki-Sama: Well that image is definitly going to the Yaoi Room : to: to be altered and applied to countless other yaoi couples
Jakku Akki: Because it's so damn kinky and as different as we all are, there's one thing :<--penis!: we always agree on
Ghost: ...kink is good...
Keki-Sama: Why does War Tokoyami keep pointing out every word that's ever been used as a synonym for schlong? :<-- another word for penis!:
War: well there are a lot and we do have the lovely image of Gackt masturbating in here right now. Look, there he is in the Yaoom oom display case "gripping his manhood" :<-- penis: as many would say
Keki-Sama: ::runs to glass display case:: kneel...take your shirt off...
War: ::follows at a slower pace:: who should we have join him tonight?
Jakku Akki: Zechs, perhaps?
Ghost: ...Sephiroth...
Others: Ooooh
Keki-Sama: yeessss, come here, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: ::appears in display case::
War Tokoyami's Voices: ::all watch in facination as Gackt and Sephiroth :from Final Fantasy 7 if you don't know: proceed to have very kinky sex in a relatively small area::
War: Yeeeah, you might wanna get some sex into your fic soon, cause we're having a little too much fun with the bloody masturbation Idea
Others: ::flinch as blood erupts and stains their view red::
War: what happened?
Jakku Akki: Gackt's still a vampire, and Sephiroth has sharp teeth according to us. What do you THINK happened?
War: ooooooooooohhhhh
P.S. sorry I submitted this so many times, it kept getting cut off
Ghost: ...fear...
Jakku Akki: That was a disturbingly sexy description of Gackt
War: Oh yes, very sexy, love the kinky blood shed
Keki-Sama: Well that image is definitly going to the Yaoi Room : to: to be altered and applied to countless other yaoi couples
Jakku Akki: Because it's so damn kinky and as different as we all are, there's one thing :<--penis!: we always agree on
Ghost: ...kink is good...
Keki-Sama: Why does War Tokoyami keep pointing out every word that's ever been used as a synonym for schlong? :<-- another word for penis!:
War: well there are a lot and we do have the lovely image of Gackt masturbating in here right now. Look, there he is in the Yaoom oom display case "gripping his manhood" :<-- penis: as many would say
Keki-Sama: ::runs to glass display case:: kneel...take your shirt off...
War: ::follows at a slower pace:: who should we have join him tonight?
Jakku Akki: Zechs, perhaps?
Ghost: ...Sephiroth...
Others: Ooooh
Keki-Sama: yeessss, come here, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: ::appears in display case::
War Tokoyami's Voices: ::all watch in facination as Gackt and Sephiroth :from Final Fantasy 7 if you don't know: proceed to have very kinky sex in a relatively small area::
War: Yeeeah, you might wanna get some sex into your fic soon, cause we're having a little too much fun with the bloody masturbation Idea
Others: ::flinch as blood erupts and stains their view red::
War: what happened?
Jakku Akki: Gackt's still a vampire, and Sephiroth has sharp teeth according to us. What do you THINK happened?
War: ooooooooooohhhhh
P.S. sorry I submitted this so many times, it kept getting cut off
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February 20, 2003 at 12:00 AM
My reviews keep getting cut off so I'll make this short. This is the best fick ever, as it includes most if not all of my favorite things, and the, uh, conversation you saw in the past three reviews was one between the voices in my head. We were all very pleased regarding the bloody masturbation, as all of us, while not always into masochism or painful sexual actions, are very into kinkiness. So keep with the good work, please!