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It's Raining Men
Will: “Look, I’m really sorry, Miss, but we can’t have a woman onboard.”
Gibbs: Yeah, it’s bad luck!
Will: No, it’s just that…I just had a really bad experience, and I don’t wat tot to happen again.
Jess: Riiiight. Admit it, you’re just afraid a woman’s gonna show you up, aren’t you? Well, listen, I’m not here to show anybody up. I just wanna do what runs in my veins; rapillpillage, plunder, loot, and kick some major cursed pirate ass. I was born and raised on the sea, I’m a better pirate than you’ll ever be!”
“Cut! That was great, Lex. Alright guys I think we can wrap it up for tonight. Get some sleep and I’ll see you all tomorrow ing,ing,” Producer Jerry Bruckhiemer called as he walked off the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 2.
“Night Jerry!” Lex Sparrow called to him, already peeling off some of her excess clothing.
“Night, Lex. Get some good sleep tonight, we got a day day tomorrow. We’re shooting the marooned scene tomorrow, and you’re in all most all of it.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know.” She was playing the part of Will Turner’s long lost sister, Jess, in the sequel to one of the biggest and most successful movies ever made.
She made her way to her dressing room and removed the rest of her costume, then slipped into her regular clothes. After changing, she walked outside behind the studio to have a cigarette. Standing underneate ste studio’s balcony, she lit her cigarette, watching the smoke she exhaled vanish into the night air. Then, a thick white substance dripped down from above and landed next to her, followed by a muffled cry. “What the bloody hell?” She looked up, “Oh…my…God.”