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Reality TV › Bam's Unholy Union
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
11
Views:
1,975
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. I do not know the celebrity I am writing about. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Eleven
After a 20 hour flight Bam and Joanna walked into the Castle hand and hand to be greeted by none other than Missy Soon-To-Be-No-Longer-Margera.
"So you went to fucking Finland to fuck her? Real class Brandon. Call your mother. She would be proud." Missy looked at Joanna whom then in termed looked at Bam.
"I didn't fuck her." Lies rolled off his tongue, almost making Joanna laugh. Missy narrowed her eyes at Joanna who narrowed her eyes back at Missy. Missy then turned around and started to walk off. Before she could get to the staircase, Joanna looked at Bam, smiled then called for Missy.
"Missy! Watched this!" As soon as she turned around and looked Joanna full blown started to make out with Bam, Missy's soon to be ex-husband and Joanna's new found love.
Missy walked over to Joanna and pulled her by the hair away from Bam. Bam knew that this was going to be a fight and Joanna was a full blow tomboy she hit and fought like a man. Something Missy was just now about to experience and won't ever fuck with again.
Joanna swung back at Missy catching her in her jaw. All Bam could do was stand back and watch. The love of his life taking all her anger and frustration out on his soon to be ex-wife. Missy slapped her in the face then Joanna hit back, punching Missy in the eye.
"You slept with my husband!" Missy sissy punched her in the face.
"At least he was a wonderful fuck!" Joanna was now on top of Missy literally beating the shit out of her. This is when Bam pulled Joanna off of Missy. She stood back behind Bam then walked out the door and out back into the yard.
"You chose her over me! I'm your fucking wife!" Bam was about to go find Joanna when something in him snapped.
"That's because I love her! She's more like me than you will EVER be! I was going to wait until she flew back home tomorrow to fucking talk to you, but as fucking usual you have to fucking fuck things up! Way to fucking go Missy!" He started to walk away until she called out to him.
"Bam, I'm sorry." She started to cry as he opened the door then turned back and looked at her.
"Missy, just fuck off!" Bam walked outside and slammed the door determined to find Joanna on the 14-acre property.
**
Joanna sat there on the hill tears falling from her eyes. She was afraid that Bam would leave her or even worse make her feel jealousy. In the distance she saw him coming over. burying her head into her knees Bam came up and sat next to her handing her her pack of cigarettes which she was reluctant to lite one.
"You're going to leave me now aren't you?" Bam shook his head.
"No, why would you think that?"
"Because I beat the shit out of your wife."
"Ex-wife."
"It's over?" Bam couldn't help but laugh.
"You told her that it was over and that was the best way to tell someone its over. God I love you!"
Joanna couldn't help but laugh. She scooted closer to Bam as he draped an arm around her.
"I will still be leaving tomorrow to pack most of my shit and tie up loose ends, but I will be back in a week."
"Promise?" She looked at Bam in the eyes then kissed his nose.
"I promise."
**
Later that night Missy slept in the guest room while Bam and Joanna slept in his bed and of course she wore her I heart Suomi hoodie with nothing underneath, just like how he liked it.
In the morning Joanna would be leaving for a week and Missy would be moving in with her mother. Bam was excited for her moving in. He was going to feel whole again and it would be with someone whom he could relate too. The woman that he first met as himbamcky and ckyalliancewcpa.
After a 20 hour flight Bam and Joanna walked into the Castle hand and hand to be greeted by none other than Missy Soon-To-Be-No-Longer-Margera.
"So you went to fucking Finland to fuck her? Real class Brandon. Call your mother. She would be proud." Missy looked at Joanna whom then in termed looked at Bam.
"I didn't fuck her." Lies rolled off his tongue, almost making Joanna laugh. Missy narrowed her eyes at Joanna who narrowed her eyes back at Missy. Missy then turned around and started to walk off. Before she could get to the staircase, Joanna looked at Bam, smiled then called for Missy.
"Missy! Watched this!" As soon as she turned around and looked Joanna full blown started to make out with Bam, Missy's soon to be ex-husband and Joanna's new found love.
Missy walked over to Joanna and pulled her by the hair away from Bam. Bam knew that this was going to be a fight and Joanna was a full blow tomboy she hit and fought like a man. Something Missy was just now about to experience and won't ever fuck with again.
Joanna swung back at Missy catching her in her jaw. All Bam could do was stand back and watch. The love of his life taking all her anger and frustration out on his soon to be ex-wife. Missy slapped her in the face then Joanna hit back, punching Missy in the eye.
"You slept with my husband!" Missy sissy punched her in the face.
"At least he was a wonderful fuck!" Joanna was now on top of Missy literally beating the shit out of her. This is when Bam pulled Joanna off of Missy. She stood back behind Bam then walked out the door and out back into the yard.
"You chose her over me! I'm your fucking wife!" Bam was about to go find Joanna when something in him snapped.
"That's because I love her! She's more like me than you will EVER be! I was going to wait until she flew back home tomorrow to fucking talk to you, but as fucking usual you have to fucking fuck things up! Way to fucking go Missy!" He started to walk away until she called out to him.
"Bam, I'm sorry." She started to cry as he opened the door then turned back and looked at her.
"Missy, just fuck off!" Bam walked outside and slammed the door determined to find Joanna on the 14-acre property.
**
Joanna sat there on the hill tears falling from her eyes. She was afraid that Bam would leave her or even worse make her feel jealousy. In the distance she saw him coming over. burying her head into her knees Bam came up and sat next to her handing her her pack of cigarettes which she was reluctant to lite one.
"You're going to leave me now aren't you?" Bam shook his head.
"No, why would you think that?"
"Because I beat the shit out of your wife."
"Ex-wife."
"It's over?" Bam couldn't help but laugh.
"You told her that it was over and that was the best way to tell someone its over. God I love you!"
Joanna couldn't help but laugh. She scooted closer to Bam as he draped an arm around her.
"I will still be leaving tomorrow to pack most of my shit and tie up loose ends, but I will be back in a week."
"Promise?" She looked at Bam in the eyes then kissed his nose.
"I promise."
**
Later that night Missy slept in the guest room while Bam and Joanna slept in his bed and of course she wore her I heart Suomi hoodie with nothing underneath, just like how he liked it.
In the morning Joanna would be leaving for a week and Missy would be moving in with her mother. Bam was excited for her moving in. He was going to feel whole again and it would be with someone whom he could relate too. The woman that he first met as himbamcky and ckyalliancewcpa.