Switched

Matt[tb] picked up the phone to call his cell phone which techniqally was Trish's now. He had to talk to her. The phone rang a few times.

"Hello?" It was Jeff who picked up. Matt[tb] quickly hung up. Then, he redialed. The phone rang.

"Hello?" Jeff answered again.

Matt[tb] didn't know what to do. Answer or hang up? He knew once Jeff heard Trish's voice there'd be trouble.

"Hello?" Jeff said again.

But he really needed to talk to her.

"Hi is Matt there?" Matt[tb] asked. Jeff felt confused. Why was another girl who definitly wasn't Lita calling Matt?

"Who's this?" Jeff asked.

"Trish, Trish Stratus." Matt[tb] winced

"Um..hold on." Jeff answered.

"Matt, it's for you." Jeff called. Trish[mb] emerged from the bathroom.

"Who is it?" Trish[mb]asked.

"Trish Startus." Jeff said and looked at him curiously.

"Trish!" Trish[mb] gasped with a mortified look.

"Yeah." Jeff answered handing him the phone.

"Hello?" Trish[mb] said.

"Hi, I had to ask you something." Matt[tb] replied. Trish[mb] left the room.

"Why did you call me? Can you imagine what Jeff think?" Trish[mb] asked.

"I know. I'm sorry I just needed to know where your bag of clothes is, for the match tonight." Matt[tb] explained.

"Oh, in the Divas locker room." Trish[mb] answered.

"Ok thanks." Matt[tb] replied.

Trish[mb] went back into the Hardyz locker room.

"What was that all about?" Jeff asked.

"Nothing." Trish[mb] answered.

"Since when does Trish call you? Your not foolin around on Lita are you?" Jeff asked.

"What? No, of coarse not. I love Lita, you know that. Trish was just asking me about how Lita was doing. She hasn't seen her since her neck injury and she wanted to wish her well. Besides I think Trish has feelings for someone else." Trish[mb] replied.

"Well, it was nice of her to call up like that." Jeff returned.

"Ya, know she's not as bad as some people think she is." Trish[mb] answered.

"I never thought she was." Jeff smiled.

~*~

Matt[tb] stood outside the Divas locker room. He opened the door and lut aut a sigh of relief to not see Molly in sight. But he did see Torrie Wilson, Stacy Kiebler, Jackie Gayda, Nidia and Terri. Some of the other Divas weren't there.

"Hey Trish!" Torrie smiled as she hugged her.

"Hi." Matt[tb] answered.

Stacy slammed into Matt[tb] on "accident"

"Oops," Stacy said with a smile.

Matt[tb] had never seen sny hny half naked women in his life. Lita had an amazing body but he liked the taste of difference. He loved Lita but he figured as long as he looked and didn't touch it wasn't a big deal. He couldn't believe Trish got to witness this everyday. Some of the Divas even took off their bra and panties. Torrie had been one of them and Matt[tb] was staring hard.

"Trish, are you ok?" Torrie asked.

"Uh..oh, yeah I'm fine. Sorry, I guess I'm just nervous about my title match." Matt[tb] replied.

"Don't worry you'll win it back. The only way that Molly can win is by cheating." Torrie reassured her.

"You should be nervous! I hope Molly kicks your ass!" Stacy sneered.

"You mean like I kicked yours?" Matt[tb] asked. Stacy made a dirty face and walked away.

"I'm going to visit Maven tonight." Torrie smiled.

"I'm sure you'll be doing a lot more than just visiting!" Terr joked the others Divas giggled.

"Just go easy on him. His leg is broken ya know?" Nidia added.

"His other parts aren't" Torrie replied with a naughty smile. The other Divas laughed.

"Well, Maven is young, athletic, handsome, sweet, and he has a killer body" Stacy added.

"Back off Stacy" Torrie warned.

"What?" Stacy asked innocently

"Just because your Mr.McMahon's personal assistant doesn't mean you can touch my man." Torrie replied.

"Ewww! What are you looking at!" Jackie screamed. Matt[tb] had been staring at the nudity if the other Divas the whole time.

"Gross! I knew there was something wrong with her! She's a dike!" Stacy yelled as she fled out of the locker room. Jackie quickly grabbed her things and left too.

"I wasn't staring! I just.....it wasn't on purpose. Torrie you gotta believe me." Matt[tb] pleaded.

"Look, I don't care if your straight or if you're a lesbian. Just don't try anything if you are." Torrie answered.

"I'm not" Matt[tb] sighed. Great, now he had everyone thinking Trish was a lesbian. He sure hoped she was doing a better job in his body than he had been doing in hers.

~*~

Trish decided being in Matt's body wasn't all bad. Maybe she could find out things she wouldn't normally be able too.

"Speaking of Trish Stratus, what do you think about her?" Trish[mb] she saw this as a golden opportunity to see how he really felt.

"You already know" Jeff answered.

"No I don't" Trish replied.

"Matt, we've talked about stuff like that before. Your telling me you don't remember?" Jeff asked.

"Um, yeah sortof, but not really" Trish answered.

"She's ok" Jeff replied.

"Ok?" Trish[mb] asked. At first she was surprised Matt and Jeff had ever talked about her but now she wasn't so sure it was a good thing since she was just "ok"

"well, you know she gorgeous. Any guy who thinks different is either gay or crazy, but at first I always thought she was a bitch" Jeff admitted.

"Oh" Trish[mb] sighed. So he didn't like her.

"I mean, when she use to make fun of us when she was with Test and Albert" Jeff replied.

"yeah, but that was a long time ago. She doesn't even talk to them anymore." Trish[mb] replied.

"I know it's like she's completely changed. She went from being like that, to being a completely different person. That's one of the reason's I saved her from the Big Show a few months ago. That, and I don't feel any man lay his hands on a female." Jeff explained.

"So do yike ike her?" Trish[mb] asked feeling a bit nervous.

"I don't know, why?" Jeff asked.

"Just wondering." Trish[mb] replied.

"Well, I did, and then she got injured and we didn't really talk anymore. Besides you and Lita were acting pretty weird. I know you said you didn't mind but that's just not how it felt." Jeff answered.

"Well, it was your decision. It doesn't really matter what Lita and I think. You should go for it." Trish[mb] encouraged.

"That's not really what you said before, besides I don't even know if she lies me." Jeff replied.

"She kissed you that should be a hint!" Trish[mb] exclaimed.

"yeah but that was months ago." Jeff remarked.

"I think she likes you." Trish[mb] replied.

"I don't know nut since when do you care?" Jeff asked.

"What? You're my little brother. You're my little brother I wanna see you happy and I think Trish could definitely make you happy." Trish[mb] replied.

"Maybe I will" Jeff replied. Trish[mb] couldn't help but smile.

~*~

Matt[tb] was getting ready for his match against Molly Holly. He knew what was on the line for Trish and he didn't want to blow it. She had worked so hard to get and keep that title and he knew it meant a lot to her. Since Lita couldn't exactly compete for it at the moment he figured Trish made a good Women's Champ. Since the locker room incident the other Divas had been Matt[tb] and once Trish found out he knew she'd be pissed. He didn't want to make anymore screw ups. Matt[tb] stood behind the curtain and thought about all of this. Then suddenly Trish's music hit. He was so used to the Hardyz music he completely forgot that was his cue until Bubba gave him a little nudge.

"Go on, and good luck." Bubba smiled.

"Matt[tb] remembered the Hardyz and Dudleyz old fued but he also remembered his promise to Trish.

"This so called "Pure" women's champion is going down." Matt[tb] replied.

He[tb] walked out and the crowd started screaming puppies. He had almost forgotten he had a pair until he realized they were talking about him. Molly had already been in the ring. At first Matt[tb] was in the lead. But he wasn't use to using a feminine body like Trish's. He went to the top rope and delivered his famous Hardyz move but Molly rolled out of the way and then went to the top rope herself. She landed right on top of Matt"s[tb] chest. She had used her "big ass" to her advantage. Molly retained the title and Matt[tb] had blown Trish's chances.

~*~

"I can't believe Trish tried to do your move." Lita complained.

Trish[mb] hadn't actually watched the match but she figured Matt must have performed a Hardyz move.

"Why? It's not a big deal." Trish[mb] replied.

"I hope she doesn't like you." An injured Lita said.

"She doesn't" Trish[mb] answered.

"How do you know?" Lita asked.

"Trust me, I just don't think she does. It doesn't matter anyway, I love you remember?" Trish[mb] asked.

"Aww, yeah I remember." Lita smiled as she sat on Trish's[mb] lap. She began to kiss "Matt's" neck!

"UM, so how is everything? You know I have a match tonight I should probably be preparing for." Trish[mb] insisted.

"You know Matt, just because my neck is injured doesn't mean the rest of me isn't working." Lita said as she put "his" hand on her chest. Trish[mb] quickly removed it.

"Yeah I know but I should go!" Trish[mb] insisted.

"Well, you don't have a match tomorrow, how about tomorrow?" Lita asked.

"Um, I, I, um.. have plans with Jeff." Trish[mb] replied quickly.

"Well, what about the next day?" Lita asked.

"I'm pretty busy you know how our schedule gets." Trish[mb] answered.

"So you can't make time for your girlfriend? You know what? You haven't been supportive at all! If you don't even care enough to spend time with me then maybe we shouldn't be together!" Lita yelled as she got up and ran out of the room.

"Lita wait, that's not what I meant!" Trish[mb] called as she ran after her. But Lita was too far to catch up with. She jumped in her car and drove off.

~*~

Trish[mb] and Jeff waited behind the curtain their match was just moments away. She couldn't help but think how good Jeff looked tonight. How was it that none of the other Divas had never noticed him? Not only was he hot but he had a great personality and how extreme he was could be a turn on. Then her thought turned to Matt. Had she costed him the one he loved? Suddenly the Hadryz music hit

"live for the moment" Jeff whispered.

Trish gulped as they walked out to the ring. They were facing Jamie Noble and the Undertaker. Jeff and Taker started it off. Trish[mb] was glad she didn't have to face Taker and would have to face Jamie. She wasn't looking forward to either but if she had to choose, then it was Jamie. Trish[mb] and Jamie were tagged in. She wasn't use to fighting with a man's body. Jamie nearly got her down for the 3-count. Then Jeff and Taker were tagged in. they went at it and then Taker tagged in Jamie. Jeff and Jamie went at it until Nidia got on the ring post grabbed Jeff and kissed him. Jeff walked away from the kiss spitting out Nidia's gum. Trish[mb] was outraged. Noble tried to use the distraction to his advantage but it was only good eh foh for a 2-count. Trish[mb] looked on infuriated. This really pissed off off and she couldn't wait to get her own body back so she could take care of it. Jeff kicked Noble and then Tagged in Trish[mb]. When Trish[mb] got in the ring Noble was just getting up and as he turned around all she could think about was Nidia kissing Jeff. She kicked him in the stomach and delivered her own move the bulldog, not a Hardyz move. She then covered Jamie for the 3-count. After the match Trish[mb] swung at Nidia but didn't hit he because of Jeff pulled her back.

"Matt, what the hell were you thinking? Jeff asked as they entered the locker room.

"What we won" Trish[mb] replied

"You tried to hit Nidia!" Jeff exclaimed.

"So" Trish[mb] replied as if it were no big deal. "Do you like her or something?" Trish[mb] asked.

"No it's not that. She's a women. Why would you even try to hit her?" Jeff asked.

"She interfered in our match and she kissed you!" Trish[mb] exclaimed.

"So, it's not worth hitting her over." Jeff answered.

"I'm sorry" Trish[mb] apologized. Her own feelings for Jeff just took over sometimes and this made her sad. Maybe she wasn't the only Diva who had noticed him but Nidia would do anybody.

"Look it's not that big of a deal at least you didn't actually hit her." Jeff offered. He could tell Matt felt pretty bad about what he almost did.

"Nidia's done once I get my body back" Trish[mb] thought.

"I noticed you performed the bulldog tonight. That's not exactly a Hardy boyz moveff eff mentioned.

"Yeah so?" Trish[mb] asked. She was hoping he hadn't noticed that.

"Well, it's not a big deal, but speaking of Trish, well I was thinking about hanging out with her sometime. You know actually taking your advice for once?" Jeff smiled. Her heart jumped at the words.

"I think that's a great idea!" Trish[mb] exclaimed happily sounding a little too excited to be coming from Matt. Jeff looked at Matt oddly.

"Is there something wrong?" Jeff asked.

"No, why?" Trish(MB) asked.

~*~

A/N: Thanks to Laura fo the review! PLEASE REVIEW!!