Series of Misfortunes

Chapter Two

"I like bananas." Orlando said.

"I know, that's why I got banana flavoured." Miranda replied. They were sitting on their bed, getting ready to follow Tip #28. Flavoured Body Oils.

Miranda had gone to a local Adult store and bought some in banana flavour. The idea was for them to rub it into each other’s bodies and the oils would heat up and it was edible so they could lick it off as well. He took the bottle from her and left it on the table as he reached to kiss her. Running his hands through her hair as he did. She reached up to lay one hand on his face while he pushed his tongue gently into her mouth. She loved to kiss him, could do it for hours, his soft lips chewing on hers, tongues dancing, hands beginning to explore. She was wearing a green satin robe and he untied the sash, allowing it to part and him to have access to her nude body. He slid it down over her shoulders, placing kisses on her arms as he bared her skin. He leaned her back so she was reclining on the pillows, pulled his own shirt over his head and stood up and undid his pants, sliding them down along with his boxers onto the floor. He kissed her some more, running his hands up her legs and then back down. Then he reached for the oil and sat up. Pouring a bit onto her nipple, rubbing it in with his thumb and leaning in to taste it.

"Mmmmm..... delicious." He moaned, sucking the nipple into his mouth harder.

"Oh..that feels good." She moaned. He poured some over her other nipple and repeated his actions.


After a few moments she took the bottle from him and said. "You're turn." She put some on her fingers and rubbed it onto his brown nipple before leaning into lick it with her tongue. It did taste sweet and delicious, much better than she anticipated. He pulled her off of him gently by her hair and laid her back against the pillows and drizzled more all over her body. Massaging it into her skin, feeling it getting hot under his hands. He delved into her wet folds, adding more oil there, making it very slippery. She was spread eagle allowing him to work her with his hand when suddenly her moans became screams. He stopped and looked up at her face, it was contorted by pain.

"Did I hurt you?" He asked.

"Fuck my skin is burning." She said wiping at her breasts.

"Quick go wash it off." He told her. She jumped up and ran into the washroom and turned on the shower.

"It's still burning and I'm getting welts." She shouted at him, he was reading the bottle. There wasn't anything she was allergic to in the ingredients. He went to go check on her. She had large round welts, all over her breasts and stomach.

"My tongue is swelling we had better go to the hospital." She said through tears. He grabbed her robe and threw it on her and they left quickly.


Because she was having a severe allergic reaction she was taken in right away and given a shot to counter act the histamines in her body. Even her vagina was swollen and painful. Orlando stayed with her all night.

"I'm throwing out that fucking book." He told her while she sobbed.