Wax On, Jerk Off

CHAPTER 2

Before we start, let's look at Miranda's house: Miranda's house is located in a suburban area. It is a two-floor house much like the one on The Boondocks. It is painted brown and has colorful flowers in the front yard.

Now we can start. Two days later was Friday. Miranda woke up to a sunny day. She heard the birds that were outside tweeting.

"Today's my day to hang out with Ralph Macchio!" said Miranda.

Miranda went downstairs and saw her children, Jacob and Lola, eating breakfast. It was a summer day, so Jacob did not have school. Miranda's mother Julie was making pancakes. She was a woman around the same age as Ralph Macchio. She was wearing a blue shirt and a black skirt.

"Miranda!" said Julie. "Today you have to go to work. Remember, you're helping out at the hospital."

"Okay," said Miranda. "I'll go to work. But after work I can hang out with my new friend, right?"

"Sure," said Julie.

Miranda got ready for work. She ate breakfast, took a shower, and got dressed. She left the house. When it was about 3 P.M., she arrived back. Miranda went up to her room and called Ralph.

"Hello?" said Miranda on the phone.

Ralph Macchio picked up at the other end.

"Hello, Miranda," said Ralph. "How are you doing?"

"Good," said Miranda. "I'm going to set up everything. I have to make the food, so don't eat a heavy dinner."

"I forgot to get directions to where you live," said Ralph. "Can I have directions to your house?"

"It's at the cul-de-sac on Braintree Lane," said Miranda. "The house is number 9."

"Thanks, Miranda," said Ralph. "I'll be over in three hours. I have to go to a meeting with my agent right now."

"All right," said Miranda. "Bye!" She hung up.

A little after 6 P.M., Ralph Macchio arrived at Miranda's house. He rang Miranda's doorbell. Miranda opened the door. Ralph was wearing an orange polo shirt and blue jean shorts. Ralph saw that Miranda was wearing a leopard print tank top and a short purple skirt.

"So," said Ralph, "what are we going to do first?"

"We're going to talk in the living room together," said Miranda. "I want to get to know about all your movies!"

Ralph and Miranda sat down in the living room. Miranda asked Ralph plenty of questions - especially about The Karate Kid. He told her about filming the karate scenes, about hanging out with the girls, and about smelly old William Zabka.

"That was so funny!" said Miranda.

"Yeah," said Ralph. "William Zabka really is a loser."

"I know!" said Miranda.

Miranda came up with an idea.

"Let's play a game!" said Miranda. "I have several board games."

Miranda led Ralph to the back room, where she showed Ralph her board games.

"Well, Ralph," said Miranda, "there's Monopoly, Sorry, Life, Barbie's Dating Game, Jurassic Park: The Board Game..."

"How about the last one?" asked Ralph.

"Okay," said Miranda.

Miranda and Ralph started to play the board game. It consisted of humans and dinosaurs. Ralph played as the humans, while Miranda controlled the dinosaurs. While they were in there, Julie bought the two quesadillas.

"This is pretty good!" said Ralph, eating a quesadilla piece. "But I see the T-Rex is getting closer and closer."

"Yep," said Miranda. "Only two more steps and he eats all seven people at the building. I've already eaten three of your humans."

Miranda rolled a 1 for the T-Rex. She moved him up one space. Then it was Ralph's turn. He tried to make one of his humans get to the airport, but it wasn't enough. Then Miranda rolled again. She got a 1. T-Rex entered the main building. He ate all of the people.

"Looks like I win!" said Miranda.

Then Miranda thought of something really good.

"Hey Ralph!" said Miranda. "Want to go to my room?"

"Okay," said Ralph.

Miranda and Ralph went upstairs into Miranda's room. Miranda locked the door.

"Ralph," said Miranda. "I was wondering if I could...you know...suck it.."

"You know," said Ralph. "I don't normally let people do that. But since you're nice, I can make an exception."

Ralph pulled down his pants and boxers. He sat down on Miranda's bed. Miranda went up to Ralph and looked at his penis. It was so good-looking - like a delicious Slurpee.

Miranda started to suck on Ralph's penis. She touched his balls and lightly tortured them. Then Miranda  gulped hard. Soon enough, Ralph cummed into Miranda's mouth. Miranda ingested the semen.

"Ooh!" Miranda moaned.

Miranda's mom knocked on the door.

"Miranda?" she asked. "What's going on?"

"Nothing," said Miranda and Ralph.