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Adult +
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11
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1,966
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5
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This is a work of fiction. I do not know the celebrity I am writing about. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter Three
Chapter Three
Joanna shoved her iPod into her jeans as she grabbed her board and walked through the airport in Pennsylvania. Walking through the terminal she saw none other than Bam Margera holding a deck with her name on it. She walked up to him smiling.
"Hi, I'm Joanna." She leaned in and gave him a hug. Bam smiled so brightly. the wonman that he once knew as ckyalliancewcpa was a beautiful woman and she was standing right here in front of him. He politely hugged her back and smiled.
"I'm Bam. Ready to get your shit?" She nodded as they walked over to get her bags and her camera.
Joanna tried her damnedest not to act like a fan girl. Bam on the other hand was ready for her to act like a fan girl. To be honest he wasn't even minding on it. Just to hear her voice screaming his name... Er wait... No pun intended. xD...
Anyways...
Bending over to grab her stuff that Bam took from her only to carry it to the Hummer she couldn't believe that this was happening. She looked out and around the parking lot to spot out the hummer and tried to casually walk to it. Bam smiled when her hair flowed in the wind. He smiled even more with every step that she took. She was enthusiastic and as far as he could see she was holding back all of her excitement. This was going to be the best week ever.
They had reached the Hummer as Bam loaded her bags into the back she slid into the front passenger seat. He then opened his door slid into the seat smiled at her and started the vehicle. The blasting sounds of Cradle of Filth came from the speakers. He smiled and apologized for it being so loud. Joanna smiled back and said that it was no problem.
Both nervous as hell he looked at her admiring her beauty he looked at the time and saw that it was almost two in the afternoon. Bam turned the sterio down more and cleared his throat.
"Would you like to get something to eat before we go back to my house?" She nodded and looked at him.
"I would like to. Where were you thinking?" Bam shrugged and touched the back of her hand cautiously.
"I don't know. What do you feel like?" Joanna sat and thought for a bit.
"Cheesesteak." Bam damn near laughed.
"What? I used to live in New Jersey and eat them all the time. They don't have them in Ohio. Think about it Bam Ohio... Philly Cheesesteak... it doesn't really fit." He smiled and took her too a great place he knew of on South Street.
They sat and damn near ate in silence. Until a question arise in Joanna's mind.
"So what does Missy think about all of this?" Bam choked.
"What?" He said wipping his mouth.
"The contest. What did Missy think about a female stay with you in YOUR house." Bam smiled on how she emphasized on your, but didn't forget the question.
"Fuck her. I didn't tell her that it was a female and honestly I don't give a fuck what she thinks. Matter of fact. Let's go fucking skate. I don't want her to be home when we get home!"
They had cleaned up where they sat and went to a near by place to skate. Honestly Joanna didn't feel like skating so she filmed. She filmed her hero and her favorite person to masturbate to at night. Joanna knew with the footage that she was going to get this week that she should put it in her upcoming film.
At about 5 in the evening they were ready to head to Bam's house. She was going to call her mother and tell her that she was still alive. She was probably having a bitch fit that Joanna hadn't called her yet. Pulling into the driveway she just gazed out of her window at the trees still not believing that she was here. They parked out next to the garage and both got out of the truck grabbing her stuff. She was ashamed of her make shift board that she didn't want Bam to see it so she took it quickly and went inside.
"Joanna, I've already seen your deck and I plan on giving you a whole new complete." Joanna smiled. Bam took her up to her room, which would be right next door to his if she needed anything, then he started to show her around the property. Walking out to the Hobbit Hole Bam suddenly that it was Monday. Monday ment Radio Bam. Radio Bam meant Joanna had to be there. Getting even more excited he just finally asked her to be on the show.
"Would you like to be on the show tonight?" Bam asked as she was just stupidly looking around.
"Radio Bam?" She asked
"What else?"
"Sure. I would love too." Bam smiled at her and gave her hand a small squeeze. To Joanna it seemed like Bam was flirting with her, but why would he? She was just someone form a small ass town and he was already married. Shaking the thought from her head she ran and jumped on Bam's back. 'Who cares?' she thought. 'Not like Missy was home.' her thoughts finished. She was amazed on how Bam held her on his back as the walked back up to the house. Bam on the other hand was actually having a heart attack. Joanna was flirting back with him. Oh course she was flirting with him this was her idol. Someone she had fantasied about. Shaking that thought from his head, he dropped her back on her feet at the door.
"Will it be alright if I called my mom? Tell her that I made it here fine?" Bam nodded.
"I don't care. My house is your house of the week. So as of now stop asking me to get/drink/eat/use anything." She smiled back at him and went to make that phone call.
"Mom?" She said.
"It's Joanna. Yeah, I'm still alive. I know. I'm sorry that I didn't call earlier. I was out with Bam. We got something to eat and he skated while I filmed. Yeah. Yes mom he's nice." The conversation went on as Bam listened in. He smiled as he heard her voice talking about how great he had been with her so far.
"No mom I haven't met any of he other friends."
'Oh Shit' He thought. 'What the fuck am I going to tell the others. They know that there wasn't any contest! The truth tell them the truth.' Bam shook the thought
"Yes Mom. I know. I will be careful. MOM! Shut up! Okay. I got to go. Bam's giving me goofy looks. hah. Yeah mom. Love you too. Bye" Click Bam touched her shoulder and ran up stairs.
"I'll be right back. I have to get something." Joanna flopped on the couch and picked through her camera gear. Bam started to trot down the stairs and threw something at her and it landed on the floor. She put her camera down and walked over to see what it was. A new skateboard.
"You really think that I would let you come to my house without giving you some freebies?" Joanna let out a small laugh.
"Or is it the fact that you saw how muffed up my board was and you just wanted to be nice?" Bam blushed a little as Missy came barging through the door. Bam wide-eyed Joanna as she sat up really quick putting her camera back in her bag. Missy walked into the living room just staring at Bam then back at Joanna then back at Bam. Finally, she rolled her eyes and went down into the kitchen.
"Well that was close." Joanna said taking her camera out again.
"Yeah, I guess so. She's not going to like you much because you're female, But I don't care." Bam motioned for her to stand it up was time to walk down to the Hobbit Hole to start recording Radio Bam.
"Not a lot of females like me Bam. I've grown used to it."
"Why don't they like you?" Bam asked.
"I'm a total tomboy. I skate. I do jackassed shit." She shrugged. "It doesn't phase me anymore. Besides, I like hanging out with men better." Joanna laughed at the look Bam gave her as they walked into the Hobbit Hole to be surprised by Bam's uncle Shitbirdz and Dico. Upon asking who she was Bam lied again and said that she was 'a friend'.
By the time the show was over she was half crocked and Bam still wanted to go to the bar. Joanna agreed to do so only because it was her first night there and she wanted to do as much with Bam as she could.
Joanna thought about Brandon a bit on the way over to 15 North, but not as much as she thought about her day with Bam. 'This week is going to be the best week ever!' she thought in the back of her mind looking at Bam who was fiddling with the radio.
Brandon was just a blip in her mind. The man focus was Bam and being able to enjoy this vacation. Sure she had missed him, but this week would be filled with drinking, skating, filming, and rock and roll.
Sitting at a small table slamming shots, Joanna started to loosen up to Bam. She no loger saw him as a celebrity, but now a friend.
At 2 am when the bar closed she stumbled out to the Hummer with a still sober Bam. Bam knew that that night he would have to help her to bed. She was turning out better than what she sounded like on the internet. Driving home Joanna played some Vains of Jenna pretty loud. So loud Bam couldn't even think about what Missy would say when they came home. He just hoped that there wouldn't be a fight. He pulled up in the drive way to see that all the lights in the house were off. Either no one was home or everyone was asleep.
Joanna and Bam quietly sneaked in to the house. They both walked up to Joanna's room and Bam tucked her in and kissed her then smiled. He couldn't believe that he kissed her.
"You kissed me." she whispered.
"I-Don't tell Missy."
"I never would." Joanna smiled again as Bam walked out of her room.
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Joanna shoved her iPod into her jeans as she grabbed her board and walked through the airport in Pennsylvania. Walking through the terminal she saw none other than Bam Margera holding a deck with her name on it. She walked up to him smiling.
"Hi, I'm Joanna." She leaned in and gave him a hug. Bam smiled so brightly. the wonman that he once knew as ckyalliancewcpa was a beautiful woman and she was standing right here in front of him. He politely hugged her back and smiled.
"I'm Bam. Ready to get your shit?" She nodded as they walked over to get her bags and her camera.
Joanna tried her damnedest not to act like a fan girl. Bam on the other hand was ready for her to act like a fan girl. To be honest he wasn't even minding on it. Just to hear her voice screaming his name... Er wait... No pun intended. xD...
Anyways...
Bending over to grab her stuff that Bam took from her only to carry it to the Hummer she couldn't believe that this was happening. She looked out and around the parking lot to spot out the hummer and tried to casually walk to it. Bam smiled when her hair flowed in the wind. He smiled even more with every step that she took. She was enthusiastic and as far as he could see she was holding back all of her excitement. This was going to be the best week ever.
They had reached the Hummer as Bam loaded her bags into the back she slid into the front passenger seat. He then opened his door slid into the seat smiled at her and started the vehicle. The blasting sounds of Cradle of Filth came from the speakers. He smiled and apologized for it being so loud. Joanna smiled back and said that it was no problem.
Both nervous as hell he looked at her admiring her beauty he looked at the time and saw that it was almost two in the afternoon. Bam turned the sterio down more and cleared his throat.
"Would you like to get something to eat before we go back to my house?" She nodded and looked at him.
"I would like to. Where were you thinking?" Bam shrugged and touched the back of her hand cautiously.
"I don't know. What do you feel like?" Joanna sat and thought for a bit.
"Cheesesteak." Bam damn near laughed.
"What? I used to live in New Jersey and eat them all the time. They don't have them in Ohio. Think about it Bam Ohio... Philly Cheesesteak... it doesn't really fit." He smiled and took her too a great place he knew of on South Street.
They sat and damn near ate in silence. Until a question arise in Joanna's mind.
"So what does Missy think about all of this?" Bam choked.
"What?" He said wipping his mouth.
"The contest. What did Missy think about a female stay with you in YOUR house." Bam smiled on how she emphasized on your, but didn't forget the question.
"Fuck her. I didn't tell her that it was a female and honestly I don't give a fuck what she thinks. Matter of fact. Let's go fucking skate. I don't want her to be home when we get home!"
They had cleaned up where they sat and went to a near by place to skate. Honestly Joanna didn't feel like skating so she filmed. She filmed her hero and her favorite person to masturbate to at night. Joanna knew with the footage that she was going to get this week that she should put it in her upcoming film.
At about 5 in the evening they were ready to head to Bam's house. She was going to call her mother and tell her that she was still alive. She was probably having a bitch fit that Joanna hadn't called her yet. Pulling into the driveway she just gazed out of her window at the trees still not believing that she was here. They parked out next to the garage and both got out of the truck grabbing her stuff. She was ashamed of her make shift board that she didn't want Bam to see it so she took it quickly and went inside.
"Joanna, I've already seen your deck and I plan on giving you a whole new complete." Joanna smiled. Bam took her up to her room, which would be right next door to his if she needed anything, then he started to show her around the property. Walking out to the Hobbit Hole Bam suddenly that it was Monday. Monday ment Radio Bam. Radio Bam meant Joanna had to be there. Getting even more excited he just finally asked her to be on the show.
"Would you like to be on the show tonight?" Bam asked as she was just stupidly looking around.
"Radio Bam?" She asked
"What else?"
"Sure. I would love too." Bam smiled at her and gave her hand a small squeeze. To Joanna it seemed like Bam was flirting with her, but why would he? She was just someone form a small ass town and he was already married. Shaking the thought from her head she ran and jumped on Bam's back. 'Who cares?' she thought. 'Not like Missy was home.' her thoughts finished. She was amazed on how Bam held her on his back as the walked back up to the house. Bam on the other hand was actually having a heart attack. Joanna was flirting back with him. Oh course she was flirting with him this was her idol. Someone she had fantasied about. Shaking that thought from his head, he dropped her back on her feet at the door.
"Will it be alright if I called my mom? Tell her that I made it here fine?" Bam nodded.
"I don't care. My house is your house of the week. So as of now stop asking me to get/drink/eat/use anything." She smiled back at him and went to make that phone call.
"Mom?" She said.
"It's Joanna. Yeah, I'm still alive. I know. I'm sorry that I didn't call earlier. I was out with Bam. We got something to eat and he skated while I filmed. Yeah. Yes mom he's nice." The conversation went on as Bam listened in. He smiled as he heard her voice talking about how great he had been with her so far.
"No mom I haven't met any of he other friends."
'Oh Shit' He thought. 'What the fuck am I going to tell the others. They know that there wasn't any contest! The truth tell them the truth.' Bam shook the thought
"Yes Mom. I know. I will be careful. MOM! Shut up! Okay. I got to go. Bam's giving me goofy looks. hah. Yeah mom. Love you too. Bye" Click Bam touched her shoulder and ran up stairs.
"I'll be right back. I have to get something." Joanna flopped on the couch and picked through her camera gear. Bam started to trot down the stairs and threw something at her and it landed on the floor. She put her camera down and walked over to see what it was. A new skateboard.
"You really think that I would let you come to my house without giving you some freebies?" Joanna let out a small laugh.
"Or is it the fact that you saw how muffed up my board was and you just wanted to be nice?" Bam blushed a little as Missy came barging through the door. Bam wide-eyed Joanna as she sat up really quick putting her camera back in her bag. Missy walked into the living room just staring at Bam then back at Joanna then back at Bam. Finally, she rolled her eyes and went down into the kitchen.
"Well that was close." Joanna said taking her camera out again.
"Yeah, I guess so. She's not going to like you much because you're female, But I don't care." Bam motioned for her to stand it up was time to walk down to the Hobbit Hole to start recording Radio Bam.
"Not a lot of females like me Bam. I've grown used to it."
"Why don't they like you?" Bam asked.
"I'm a total tomboy. I skate. I do jackassed shit." She shrugged. "It doesn't phase me anymore. Besides, I like hanging out with men better." Joanna laughed at the look Bam gave her as they walked into the Hobbit Hole to be surprised by Bam's uncle Shitbirdz and Dico. Upon asking who she was Bam lied again and said that she was 'a friend'.
By the time the show was over she was half crocked and Bam still wanted to go to the bar. Joanna agreed to do so only because it was her first night there and she wanted to do as much with Bam as she could.
Joanna thought about Brandon a bit on the way over to 15 North, but not as much as she thought about her day with Bam. 'This week is going to be the best week ever!' she thought in the back of her mind looking at Bam who was fiddling with the radio.
Brandon was just a blip in her mind. The man focus was Bam and being able to enjoy this vacation. Sure she had missed him, but this week would be filled with drinking, skating, filming, and rock and roll.
Sitting at a small table slamming shots, Joanna started to loosen up to Bam. She no loger saw him as a celebrity, but now a friend.
At 2 am when the bar closed she stumbled out to the Hummer with a still sober Bam. Bam knew that that night he would have to help her to bed. She was turning out better than what she sounded like on the internet. Driving home Joanna played some Vains of Jenna pretty loud. So loud Bam couldn't even think about what Missy would say when they came home. He just hoped that there wouldn't be a fight. He pulled up in the drive way to see that all the lights in the house were off. Either no one was home or everyone was asleep.
Joanna and Bam quietly sneaked in to the house. They both walked up to Joanna's room and Bam tucked her in and kissed her then smiled. He couldn't believe that he kissed her.
"You kissed me." she whispered.
"I-Don't tell Missy."
"I never would." Joanna smiled again as Bam walked out of her room.
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