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The Moped Returns
Title: The Moped Returns
Author: Angelface
Disclaimer: I don't own them; VinnieMac does. If not they do. They didn't do this. I'm not making profit. The song is not mine either.
Rating: R, just for language
Content: Bad language. Slash.
AU-Universe-info: In this everything's the way it is in WWF right now, but Triple H is not injured, instead, he has a feud with Austin and Matt is fired. No spoilers.
Summary: More sleepless nights for Matty (I suck at this, but you probably know that)
Notes#1: This follows up to "Moped On Elmstreet" which follows up to "The moped of my dreams", which follows up to "I'm in love and I have a new moped". I call it the moped-series.
Notes#2: There's no moped in the fic. This is (as of yet) the last one in the series.
C&C as always highly appreciated
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Oh God, I hate it, I hate them. I hate everything!
But I guess it was my own fault, why did I have to go there? To see my brother. Yes! You don't believe me, I see.
To whom am I talking anyway?
Let's start at the beginning. Today the WWF was in the next bigger city, and YES, I had to go there. And now? Now it's 4.30 am and yes, or better no - I can't sleep. It's been two month since Vince fired me. A half month ago I could sleep a whole night through - for the first time ever since - I was so delighted... and the nightmares *almost* faded away.
... oh GOD this is ALL Jeffy's fault!!!
Jeffy, who lies in the bed next to mine, sleeping like a baby.
Jeffy, who started the rumors about me and Hunter.
Ok, why did I go there? I'll tell you why: because I wanted to see Lita. Well, I just have a soft spot for her. Ok, I'm helplessly in love with her.
When I got there the first thing that I saw was Steve-I'm-soooooooooooooooooo-straight-Austin. I still remember how pissed he was at me... for... for everything I guess. For the noise late at night (as if that was my fault!), for changing sides... which I NEVER DID, DAMMIT!
And now?
Now the shoe is on the other foot. I saw him on Raw and SD and I already started wondering...
When I entered the backstage area the first thing that came into sight was Steve Austin sitting on Vince McMahon's lap. My heart almost stopped. Good God, can you imagine?
"Hey, big bro, what are you staring at?" Sweet innocent Jeffy and his irresistible charm "Yes, yes, this is what you could have had, but you fucked up big time" His voice sugar and candy.
"Hardy, what are you starring at? What are you doing here anyway?" McMahon.
"I... I... cannot fucking believe this!!! That... that... OH MY GOD! I think I'm gonna puke" unfortunately that was exactly the wrong thing to say. I already guessed that Austin did not exactly get up to make me feel better and - yes - instantly I felt him pushing me against the wall.
"Oh... Matty now you pissed him off..." Well seen Jeffy.
While I felt the first blows from Austin I saw Taker taking Jeffy in his arms from behind.
"What happened here?" Wasn't any of them going to help me???
"Oh... Matty fucked up again... the usual..." What else did you expect from my sweet little baby brother?
As I tasted the first blood Lita passed by. My gaze locked on her. She was my light in this mess. Oh God! She's so beautiful.
"Hey Jeffy, what's the looser doing here?" I guess that was the exact moment my heart broke...
"But Lita, I love you!!!" I shouted at her. She looked at me surprised. That was all, but before anything romantic could happen between me, while Austin beat me up, and Lita, who just stood there more or less interested watching a loud voice could be heard.
"AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU *AGAIN* TOUCHING *MY* PROPERTY?!" Now, who could that be?
I have to admit, that I was kind of delighted to see Hunter. At least he stopped Austin from giving me some permanent injuries.
"SLUT!" Lita gave me a disgusted look and turned to go.
"I AM STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, DAMMIT!!!" Huh? Why for all heaven's sake was he feeling addressed? Somebody seemed to be quite a bit sensitive... hehe
Everybody started giggling. With the exception of Austin and Vince, of course. Even Hunter. But we were all silenced soon by the patented "stop-or-you'll-be-fired"-look from McMahon.
I took the advantage and followed my queen. But Lita shot a warning glance at me while I tried to explain everything.
"Jeffy, could you two please...?" Lita's voice - indifferent.
"Yeah sure."
Before I even knew what was happening I was dragged away from Lita by my Baby brother and the Undertaker.
"Come on Matty, don't confuse the poor girl, I think you harmed her enough already" Sure Jeffy. "Besides: you're boyfriend is protecting your ass here, you could at least pay attention"
"He's *NOT* my boyfriend!!!"
"Matty, you're story is getting old..."
"But it's the truth!"
"Matt" Oh fuck. I froze instantly as the Undertaker addressed me. He didn't even have to say anything else.
By now Hunter was finished with Austin. Well, let's say Vince got in-between. The Rest of the night he wouldn't leave me alone anymore. Said he had to protect his property. I could have killed him. And Jeffy. Said that this was so cute. And Taker. He didn't have to say anything at all. I never knew he could grin that wide... looked scary... well, as far as I'm concerned about everything that has something to do with him is scary.
Damn, I need to sleep. But I can't stop myself from wondering how my life would be if none of this happened. Maybe I would be married to Lita. That would be nice. Really. I still see her as my light, even though she made clear that I can't have her back, no matter how much I want to. Ahhhh... Lita...
There's some noise outside. Sounds like a dying cat, who's shrieking out it's last breath.
GOD! Can't the poor cat die a little faster???
Wait.
That's not a cat.
Could be words.
"You've got to say you only dream of me - But like a thief in the night you took away the love you knew" somehow that rings a bell. But something is different.
"Gonna relight your fire" Somehow this sounds a lot like "Relight My Fire" but somehow...
"My love is your only desire" Interesting. Is it just me, or *is* there a general pattern after with Hunter changed the text?
"Gonna relight your fire" That the verse and it's rhythm doesn't fit anymore doesn't make it sound better, but than again his yelling doesn't sound good to start with. Or even bearable.
"'cos you need my love" And he changed it soooo subtle... and soooo close to reality... pathetic!
"Gonna turn back the times till the days when our love was new" When was that? We were never even close to a relationship, dammit!
"Do you remember? - No matter what was happening I was there with you" YES! That I remember! It sucked!
"But if we all stand up for what we believe" Like: I believe that one day Lita will be mine?!
"and maybe live within my possibilities - the world would be wild for the dream - so baby, I won't turn away - listen to what I got to say" Instead, I cover my head with my pillow.
"Gonna relight your fire - My love is your only desire - Gonna relight your fire - 'cos you need my love - 'COS YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED my love" This is all so absurd! Why the fuck is Triple H standing in the backyard *yelling* some fucked-up love song?! And I? I wouldn't even mind - if I was asleep already, but fuck - I'm NOT.
"You got to be strong enough to walk on through the niiiiiiiiiiiight" Well...
"there's a new daaay on the other side - ON THE OTHER SIDE" Bestill my beating heart!
"You got to have hooooooooooooooope in your sooooooooooouuuuul," Hope that you're done with the song soon?
"just keep on walking - KEEP ON WALKING, BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" Ok, ok, you won. I'll go down the stairs, open the door, and if I do that you will stop this... this... *noise making*, right?
As I'm walking down the stairs I still hear him doing it. Is it just me or is his yelling getting louder with every line? One day I'm gonna get him back for *everything* he did to me...
"GONNA REEELIGHT YOUR FIRE - REEEEEELIGHT YOUR FIRE - MY LOVE IS YOUR ONLY DESIRE - ONLY DESIRE - GONNA REEELIGHT YOUR FIRE - 'COS YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED - OH BAEBEY YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" I open the door.
"My love" Hunter stands there grinning at me.
"Why are you grinning? Ah, I see, because I didn't call the police..." God, I'm such a dumbass! Why the fuck *didn't* I call the police?!
"Oh babe, I know you liked it"
"Hunter, what do you want?" My voice sounds surprisingly indifferent and somehow deadpan.
"Oh, isn't that obvious, I know how much you missed me, you showed me today" Did I? HOW??? By saying: 'Get the hell away from me!'???
"First: I missed you not the *least* bit. Second: What do you think you're doing here IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT MAKING EVERY DAMN COW JEALOUS WITH YOUR MOOING?!"
"Ohhhh... don't tell me you were asleep, I *know* for a *fact* that you *can't* sleep without me..."
How I did *NOT* miss this arrogant bastard! I let him in anyway. He hugs me instantly. And tightly. Rubbing his entire length against me.
"Hunter"
"What?"
"Just don't."
"I know you want it..."
"I said no"
"Why do you always have to be so shy?" He sighs and lets me go.
"Hunter let me make a few things perfectly clear." I try to reason "I am *not* gay, and I am *not* bi, I *am* straight. Then: I *don't* want you, I *don't* and *didn't* miss you and most importantly I *don't* need your love"
"In other words, you love, need and want me so much that it's too much for even you to realize? Oh Matty, that's so... GOD, you're so *cuuuuuuuuuuuute*"
This man is a plague.
A real plague.
"Come on Matty, let's go get some sleep" he guides me upstairs. The idiot I am left the door to the bedroom open and Hunter doesn't even have to ask where it is. Once we're in the room Hunter picks me up and gently sets me down on the bed. He undresses, joins me snuggles against my back, throws his arms around my waist and covers us with the blanket.
I hate him.
"Oh damn, Matty! Relax! You're far too tense!" I *hate* him. But it's not as if I could change it. I might as well try to get some sleep.
Well, here we are again. What can I say? I can't sleep.
I lie awake for about a half hour and just the moment before I would finally drift into sleep he whispers into my ear:
"I missed this"
"I didn't."
"You did."
"I *didn't*"
Only moments after he's asleep. No need and no time to argue with him.
I can almost hear Jeffy's reaction to this."Ohhhhh... you two are soooooooo cute!" Ah fuck, what does he know?
One day I'm gonna get them all back for this.
One day.
Well, probably not today, and most likely not tomorrow...
But I swear to God, one day...
~*~----------------------------@ End @----------------------------~*~
Author: Angelface
Disclaimer: I don't own them; VinnieMac does. If not they do. They didn't do this. I'm not making profit. The song is not mine either.
Rating: R, just for language
Content: Bad language. Slash.
AU-Universe-info: In this everything's the way it is in WWF right now, but Triple H is not injured, instead, he has a feud with Austin and Matt is fired. No spoilers.
Summary: More sleepless nights for Matty (I suck at this, but you probably know that)
Notes#1: This follows up to "Moped On Elmstreet" which follows up to "The moped of my dreams", which follows up to "I'm in love and I have a new moped". I call it the moped-series.
Notes#2: There's no moped in the fic. This is (as of yet) the last one in the series.
C&C as always highly appreciated
--------------------------
Oh God, I hate it, I hate them. I hate everything!
But I guess it was my own fault, why did I have to go there? To see my brother. Yes! You don't believe me, I see.
To whom am I talking anyway?
Let's start at the beginning. Today the WWF was in the next bigger city, and YES, I had to go there. And now? Now it's 4.30 am and yes, or better no - I can't sleep. It's been two month since Vince fired me. A half month ago I could sleep a whole night through - for the first time ever since - I was so delighted... and the nightmares *almost* faded away.
... oh GOD this is ALL Jeffy's fault!!!
Jeffy, who lies in the bed next to mine, sleeping like a baby.
Jeffy, who started the rumors about me and Hunter.
Ok, why did I go there? I'll tell you why: because I wanted to see Lita. Well, I just have a soft spot for her. Ok, I'm helplessly in love with her.
When I got there the first thing that I saw was Steve-I'm-soooooooooooooooooo-straight-Austin. I still remember how pissed he was at me... for... for everything I guess. For the noise late at night (as if that was my fault!), for changing sides... which I NEVER DID, DAMMIT!
And now?
Now the shoe is on the other foot. I saw him on Raw and SD and I already started wondering...
When I entered the backstage area the first thing that came into sight was Steve Austin sitting on Vince McMahon's lap. My heart almost stopped. Good God, can you imagine?
"Hey, big bro, what are you staring at?" Sweet innocent Jeffy and his irresistible charm "Yes, yes, this is what you could have had, but you fucked up big time" His voice sugar and candy.
"Hardy, what are you starring at? What are you doing here anyway?" McMahon.
"I... I... cannot fucking believe this!!! That... that... OH MY GOD! I think I'm gonna puke" unfortunately that was exactly the wrong thing to say. I already guessed that Austin did not exactly get up to make me feel better and - yes - instantly I felt him pushing me against the wall.
"Oh... Matty now you pissed him off..." Well seen Jeffy.
While I felt the first blows from Austin I saw Taker taking Jeffy in his arms from behind.
"What happened here?" Wasn't any of them going to help me???
"Oh... Matty fucked up again... the usual..." What else did you expect from my sweet little baby brother?
As I tasted the first blood Lita passed by. My gaze locked on her. She was my light in this mess. Oh God! She's so beautiful.
"Hey Jeffy, what's the looser doing here?" I guess that was the exact moment my heart broke...
"But Lita, I love you!!!" I shouted at her. She looked at me surprised. That was all, but before anything romantic could happen between me, while Austin beat me up, and Lita, who just stood there more or less interested watching a loud voice could be heard.
"AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU *AGAIN* TOUCHING *MY* PROPERTY?!" Now, who could that be?
I have to admit, that I was kind of delighted to see Hunter. At least he stopped Austin from giving me some permanent injuries.
"SLUT!" Lita gave me a disgusted look and turned to go.
"I AM STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, DAMMIT!!!" Huh? Why for all heaven's sake was he feeling addressed? Somebody seemed to be quite a bit sensitive... hehe
Everybody started giggling. With the exception of Austin and Vince, of course. Even Hunter. But we were all silenced soon by the patented "stop-or-you'll-be-fired"-look from McMahon.
I took the advantage and followed my queen. But Lita shot a warning glance at me while I tried to explain everything.
"Jeffy, could you two please...?" Lita's voice - indifferent.
"Yeah sure."
Before I even knew what was happening I was dragged away from Lita by my Baby brother and the Undertaker.
"Come on Matty, don't confuse the poor girl, I think you harmed her enough already" Sure Jeffy. "Besides: you're boyfriend is protecting your ass here, you could at least pay attention"
"He's *NOT* my boyfriend!!!"
"Matty, you're story is getting old..."
"But it's the truth!"
"Matt" Oh fuck. I froze instantly as the Undertaker addressed me. He didn't even have to say anything else.
By now Hunter was finished with Austin. Well, let's say Vince got in-between. The Rest of the night he wouldn't leave me alone anymore. Said he had to protect his property. I could have killed him. And Jeffy. Said that this was so cute. And Taker. He didn't have to say anything at all. I never knew he could grin that wide... looked scary... well, as far as I'm concerned about everything that has something to do with him is scary.
Damn, I need to sleep. But I can't stop myself from wondering how my life would be if none of this happened. Maybe I would be married to Lita. That would be nice. Really. I still see her as my light, even though she made clear that I can't have her back, no matter how much I want to. Ahhhh... Lita...
There's some noise outside. Sounds like a dying cat, who's shrieking out it's last breath.
GOD! Can't the poor cat die a little faster???
Wait.
That's not a cat.
Could be words.
"You've got to say you only dream of me - But like a thief in the night you took away the love you knew" somehow that rings a bell. But something is different.
"Gonna relight your fire" Somehow this sounds a lot like "Relight My Fire" but somehow...
"My love is your only desire" Interesting. Is it just me, or *is* there a general pattern after with Hunter changed the text?
"Gonna relight your fire" That the verse and it's rhythm doesn't fit anymore doesn't make it sound better, but than again his yelling doesn't sound good to start with. Or even bearable.
"'cos you need my love" And he changed it soooo subtle... and soooo close to reality... pathetic!
"Gonna turn back the times till the days when our love was new" When was that? We were never even close to a relationship, dammit!
"Do you remember? - No matter what was happening I was there with you" YES! That I remember! It sucked!
"But if we all stand up for what we believe" Like: I believe that one day Lita will be mine?!
"and maybe live within my possibilities - the world would be wild for the dream - so baby, I won't turn away - listen to what I got to say" Instead, I cover my head with my pillow.
"Gonna relight your fire - My love is your only desire - Gonna relight your fire - 'cos you need my love - 'COS YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED my love" This is all so absurd! Why the fuck is Triple H standing in the backyard *yelling* some fucked-up love song?! And I? I wouldn't even mind - if I was asleep already, but fuck - I'm NOT.
"You got to be strong enough to walk on through the niiiiiiiiiiiight" Well...
"there's a new daaay on the other side - ON THE OTHER SIDE" Bestill my beating heart!
"You got to have hooooooooooooooope in your sooooooooooouuuuul," Hope that you're done with the song soon?
"just keep on walking - KEEP ON WALKING, BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" Ok, ok, you won. I'll go down the stairs, open the door, and if I do that you will stop this... this... *noise making*, right?
As I'm walking down the stairs I still hear him doing it. Is it just me or is his yelling getting louder with every line? One day I'm gonna get him back for *everything* he did to me...
"GONNA REEELIGHT YOUR FIRE - REEEEEELIGHT YOUR FIRE - MY LOVE IS YOUR ONLY DESIRE - ONLY DESIRE - GONNA REEELIGHT YOUR FIRE - 'COS YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED - OH BAEBEY YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" I open the door.
"My love" Hunter stands there grinning at me.
"Why are you grinning? Ah, I see, because I didn't call the police..." God, I'm such a dumbass! Why the fuck *didn't* I call the police?!
"Oh babe, I know you liked it"
"Hunter, what do you want?" My voice sounds surprisingly indifferent and somehow deadpan.
"Oh, isn't that obvious, I know how much you missed me, you showed me today" Did I? HOW??? By saying: 'Get the hell away from me!'???
"First: I missed you not the *least* bit. Second: What do you think you're doing here IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT MAKING EVERY DAMN COW JEALOUS WITH YOUR MOOING?!"
"Ohhhh... don't tell me you were asleep, I *know* for a *fact* that you *can't* sleep without me..."
How I did *NOT* miss this arrogant bastard! I let him in anyway. He hugs me instantly. And tightly. Rubbing his entire length against me.
"Hunter"
"What?"
"Just don't."
"I know you want it..."
"I said no"
"Why do you always have to be so shy?" He sighs and lets me go.
"Hunter let me make a few things perfectly clear." I try to reason "I am *not* gay, and I am *not* bi, I *am* straight. Then: I *don't* want you, I *don't* and *didn't* miss you and most importantly I *don't* need your love"
"In other words, you love, need and want me so much that it's too much for even you to realize? Oh Matty, that's so... GOD, you're so *cuuuuuuuuuuuute*"
This man is a plague.
A real plague.
"Come on Matty, let's go get some sleep" he guides me upstairs. The idiot I am left the door to the bedroom open and Hunter doesn't even have to ask where it is. Once we're in the room Hunter picks me up and gently sets me down on the bed. He undresses, joins me snuggles against my back, throws his arms around my waist and covers us with the blanket.
I hate him.
"Oh damn, Matty! Relax! You're far too tense!" I *hate* him. But it's not as if I could change it. I might as well try to get some sleep.
Well, here we are again. What can I say? I can't sleep.
I lie awake for about a half hour and just the moment before I would finally drift into sleep he whispers into my ear:
"I missed this"
"I didn't."
"You did."
"I *didn't*"
Only moments after he's asleep. No need and no time to argue with him.
I can almost hear Jeffy's reaction to this."Ohhhhh... you two are soooooooo cute!" Ah fuck, what does he know?
One day I'm gonna get them all back for this.
One day.
Well, probably not today, and most likely not tomorrow...
But I swear to God, one day...
~*~----------------------------@ End @----------------------------~*~