There's a Fine Line COMPLETE
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Singers/Bands/Musicians › Robbie Williams
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
31
Views:
1,433
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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This is a work of fiction. I do not know Robbie Williams. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter Four
Rob clutched his stomach and almost cried out. He had been sitting on the toilet for about two hours. His stomach was in knots and his bottom...he didn't even want to think about that. His toilet would probably plug up from all the toilet paper that he had gone through. The last time he had seen anything this disgusting in a bathroom was in the movie Dream Catchers. He groaned again and held his stomach. What was causing it? He wondered. Maybe the chicken he ate at dinner? And then he had a flash back to two hours ago.
He had gone into the kitchen for a snack and he found the plate of chocolate chip cookies Yolanda, his cook, had left out for him. He wasn't supposed to eat choclate as he was on a diet but he shrugged his shoulders and ate 6 of them right away then he had carried the plate to his games room and ate the rest while he played Metal Gear Solid 2. About an hour into the game, his stomach started roiling and he felt like he was about to shit his pants. He ran to the bathroom and made it just in time.
"The cookies. She tried to poison me." He said with disgust. And he used all the cramping and the pain to put together a most delicious plan of revenge.
Lex got out of bed and sniffed the air. She could still smell the fertilizer no matter what Rob said. He had laughingly agreed to by her a new bed, saying that it was worth it. And he had the carpet shampoo'd but she swore she could still smell it. She had to admit it, if only to herself, that was one hell of way to get back at her. She went into the bathroom and turned on the shower and let it warm up while she got undressed. She smiled at the memory of baking the cookies for Rob. Too bad she had put those laxitives in them. She giggled and covered her mouth. He had gone into the washroom and hadn't come out for almost 3 hours. She couldn't wait to see his face when she told him she had done it too him. She stepped in the shower and stood under the spray, letting it wash over her body. Then she got her loofah and body wash and began to scrub her skin. She had just finished up the scrub and reached for her shampoo. Then she noticed her hand was blue. She held out her other hand and saw it was blue too, looking down she saw that her whole body was bright blue.
"Oh my God." She grabbed a bar of soap and tried to scrub the blue off. It didn't fade a bit. She jumped out of the shower, dripping water all over the floor and looked in the mirror.
"I look like a fucking smurf." She said to herself. At least she hadn't used the body wash on her face or hair. She was fuming.
"That mother fucker!" She said as she threw on her robe and marched downstairs. Rob was sitting at the table eating toast and drinking his coffee, while reading the paper.
"Good Morning." He said with a beaming smile. As if she weren't completely blue.
"I can't believe you did this to me. This is low. I have a huge presentation to give at the studio and you do this?" She shouted.
"You didn't seem to mind when you were hurting my career or trying to poison me." He shouted back.
"Oh you just wait Rob. You are going to beg me for mercy before I am through with you." She said. Then she turned around and began to leave.
"Oh Alexandra...It's going to be really hot today. Dress lightly." He said smugly knowing she was going to have to wear a turtle neck and pants, probably gloves too. He actually giggled.
"Fuck you Rob." She shouted.
He had gone into the kitchen for a snack and he found the plate of chocolate chip cookies Yolanda, his cook, had left out for him. He wasn't supposed to eat choclate as he was on a diet but he shrugged his shoulders and ate 6 of them right away then he had carried the plate to his games room and ate the rest while he played Metal Gear Solid 2. About an hour into the game, his stomach started roiling and he felt like he was about to shit his pants. He ran to the bathroom and made it just in time.
"The cookies. She tried to poison me." He said with disgust. And he used all the cramping and the pain to put together a most delicious plan of revenge.
Lex got out of bed and sniffed the air. She could still smell the fertilizer no matter what Rob said. He had laughingly agreed to by her a new bed, saying that it was worth it. And he had the carpet shampoo'd but she swore she could still smell it. She had to admit it, if only to herself, that was one hell of way to get back at her. She went into the bathroom and turned on the shower and let it warm up while she got undressed. She smiled at the memory of baking the cookies for Rob. Too bad she had put those laxitives in them. She giggled and covered her mouth. He had gone into the washroom and hadn't come out for almost 3 hours. She couldn't wait to see his face when she told him she had done it too him. She stepped in the shower and stood under the spray, letting it wash over her body. Then she got her loofah and body wash and began to scrub her skin. She had just finished up the scrub and reached for her shampoo. Then she noticed her hand was blue. She held out her other hand and saw it was blue too, looking down she saw that her whole body was bright blue.
"Oh my God." She grabbed a bar of soap and tried to scrub the blue off. It didn't fade a bit. She jumped out of the shower, dripping water all over the floor and looked in the mirror.
"I look like a fucking smurf." She said to herself. At least she hadn't used the body wash on her face or hair. She was fuming.
"That mother fucker!" She said as she threw on her robe and marched downstairs. Rob was sitting at the table eating toast and drinking his coffee, while reading the paper.
"Good Morning." He said with a beaming smile. As if she weren't completely blue.
"I can't believe you did this to me. This is low. I have a huge presentation to give at the studio and you do this?" She shouted.
"You didn't seem to mind when you were hurting my career or trying to poison me." He shouted back.
"Oh you just wait Rob. You are going to beg me for mercy before I am through with you." She said. Then she turned around and began to leave.
"Oh Alexandra...It's going to be really hot today. Dress lightly." He said smugly knowing she was going to have to wear a turtle neck and pants, probably gloves too. He actually giggled.
"Fuck you Rob." She shouted.