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A/N" This story is now for LestatWhore, because she is just a big of a Bam freak then I am and I lvoe her and her writing for it!

Also: I'm in the mist of writing a new VAM! So check it out!


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Here's the story!

Chapter Five

'heartagram-fucking-666 huh' Joanna thought to herself. She went over to Bam and slapped him awake.

"Good Morning heartagram-fucking-666. Good Morning Brandon. Good fucking morning Bam!" Bam's face turned a ghostly white.

"You fucking lied to me on who you fucking were. I fucking told you all of my fucking darkest 'Bam' secrets! Just to fucking find out that I was telling them to the one! Anything else you fucking lied about 'Brandon'!" She emphasized on the Brandon part.

"I'm sorry. I just..." he sighed. "I just fell for you." Bam almost started to cry as his whole plan unveiled. He was sorry that he lied to her, but what was he going to say when she asked him his name. 'Oh this IS Bam?' Highly Doubt it.

"You have a wife! Why would you fall for me? I'm nothing, but a...a...fuck a fucking miniature you!" she has flopped down on his floor crying. Joanna couldn't believe it. Yesterday was the best day of her life and now she's finding out that the man that she really wanted was well, right here in front of her.

"Joanna, I also lied about the contest. There wasn't one. I just wanted to see you badly." Bam lifted her chin up and looked her straight in the same colored eyes he had. "I'm glad I did. I'm glad that you and Missy fight. I'm glad that you went rooting around on my computer. And I'm fucking proud that you're a fucking miniature me!" Bam pressed a forceful kiss on her lips.

Letting go of the kiss Joanna was in shock and awe. So much shock and awe she said aloud "Bam Margera fucking kissed me!" Bam pulled back a little more and let out a soft laugh "Yeah, I did, again."

Joanna wiped her tears away looking at Bam. "You really fell for me Bam?" she was now crawling up next to him in bed, setting on the end with her legs under her.

"Yes, I did. I didn't think that I could, but you are more laid back than Missy and like you said, You are a mini-me." She laughed at that, thinking back to all the times that she did jackassed shit. All the times that she thought about meeting him, the man laying in front of her. Right now she couldn't figure out if this was heaven or hell. She hoped both.

Bam was still stretched out in his bed. Still in boxers, legs crossed and arms propped behind his head. He could feel Joanna running circles on his ankles as she thought. Bam couldn't help but smile. Looking over at the clock it was still early, noon to be exact. Missy wouldn't be home until three. Or so he hoped because he was about to do something brave.

Really brave.

He sat up and looked at Joanna eye to eye, grabbed the back of her neck and pulled her back down on him. Joanna moaned as she felt his body under hers. Bam thought about just full filling all of her fantasies about his self right here, but there was no time to do that. There was enough time though to feel her embraced with him. Touching her silky skin and stealing kisses. Bam wanted to prove to her that he does have feelings for her and he plans on taking the whole rest of the week to show her. Most of all to showed her that he cared.

Joanna placed her head on his shoulder scooting closer to him. She wanted this. She had always wanted this. Wanting to be so close that she could still smell his cologne from the night before. She felt more at peace with everything as Bam slipped his arm around her waist.

"Why?"

"Why what?" Bam asked.

"Why me? Out of a lot of people on the forums you picked me. Why?"

"Because of a thread you posted in." She stopped to think then quickly sat up.

"What thread?"

"The thread on which you were acting like a fucking fan girl!" Joanna had to laugh.

"Every girl in that thread was acting like a fucking fan girl." She rolled out of bed and was picking through stuff being nosy.

"So? You stuck out!" She dropped a belt of Bam's that she was going to try on and started to laugh.

"Stuck out eh? Or was it the fact that you watched some of my previews for my film that I posted?" Slipping the belt around her waist she went and looked in the mirror checking it out.

"Well, yeah that too." Bam couldn't help but laugh at her nit picking through his stuff.

"What the hell are you looking for?" Joanna now moved into the closet. Turning on the light she started to look at his clothes.

"Something to wear." She started to laugh as Bam migrated into the room.

"You already are wearing clothes! Why in sam hell do you want to wear mine?"

"Because I like wearing someone else's clothes." She found a HIM shirt that she liked and pulled the one she was wearing off and looked at Bam.

"You have no shame do you?" Joanna slipped the new shirt on.

"Plenty of people have seen me naked Bam. Why should I be worried about you seeing me in my bra?" She had a point. Picking through his pants she found a pair of Element cords that she liked.

"My pants too?" Joanna had to laugh.

"Why not? I'll match you. I can be you for Halloween Bammie!" Bam rolled his eyes and laughed.

"You sound like Ville. Hey I have an idea. Let's go do something." She started to change out of her pants and back into Bams.

"Like what?"

"I don't know. Missy's family is coming over tonight and I frankly don't want to be here."

"Okay then where do you want to go?"

"Want to go meet Ville?"

"In Helsinki?"

"Yeah." Joanna thought that she would be going somewhere near by, but she should have known about Bam's crazy ass ideas now.

"You want me to fucking go to Finland?"

"Sure. It would be fun. We could drink and party and shit. Just don't go all fan girl on Ville." Putting on one of Bam's belts she looked at herself in the mirror. Something was missing. Joanna went rooting around and found a heartagram beanie. She went back to the mirror put it on and looked at herself. She liked the way that she looked even though she was wearing Bam's clothes.

"I don't have much money to spend Bam."

"Fuck! Don't worry about money. Don't ever worry about money when you are with me!" She walked over to Bam wrapping an arm around her waist he smiled down at her.

"You rock my clothes well. Get your shit together and we will go, unless you want to pack some of my clothes. I don't mind. I have enough of the fuckers." Joanna ran and got her bag. Packing 3 shirts some pants and Bam's boxers, she was ready to go!

Joanna was busy packing their shit into the truck to notice that Bam left a note on the table for Missy when she got home.

Miss,

Me and Joanna went to Finland. Be back later.

Bam

With that he looked out of the window watching Joanna. He smiled then chuckled. How could a girl that he met on his own forums be so perfect for him?