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Reality TV › Bam's Unholy Union
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
11
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1,971
Reviews:
5
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This is a work of fiction. I do not know the celebrity I am writing about. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter Seven
Chapter Seven
Joanna was startled when she heard Bam mumble something in his sleep. She sat up and looked at him for a few minutes until her brain registered that her bladder was full. Sulking down the hallway she peaked into Ville's room noticing that there was no one there. She walked to where she remember where the bathroom was and knocked. No one answered so she walked in and went to the bathroom. Walking back she passed the kitchen and saw Ville sitting there reading.
"Ville? What are you doing awake?" Ville was startled then smiled at her.
"It's one in the afternoon sweetheart." He looked down and flipped a page in the magazine he was reading.
"Are you serious? I should wake up Bam."
"It's okay. Just sit here and talk with me. I promise I won't bite. Unless you want me to darling." Joanna's mind went back to all of the vampire pictures she had seen of Ville and a chill went down her spine. She sat up in a chair next to Ville and peered at what he was reading. Mumbling some HIM lyrics Ville looked over at her and smiled.
"You are a fan girl." She smiled sheepishly in her groggy state lighting a cigarette.
"I love HIM as a band. I love your music." She shrugged and looked at Ville.
"Now I see why Bammie wanted you so bad that he lied."
"I still can't believe that he did that." Ville rearranged his self in the chair and lit himself a cigarette.
"A man usually does what he wants sweetheart. Trust me."
"Why because you are a man or because you've dated the same sex?" Ville had to laugh.
"Both sweetheart. Bam is a good man. Just give him time. YOu have to remember love, he's cheating on his wife to be with you."
Joanna just sat there and thought. Ville was right. Bam was cheating on Missy, even though Joanna didn't even know that she was dating him until last night. She felt warmth spreding through her body thinking about that. She was dating Bam Margera. Never in her wildest dreams did she think this. She might have dreamed about it, but never thought that it would happen, but then she thought karma.
"While I'm in Finland I want to get a tattoo done Ville."
"That came out of no where." Said Bam who had just came out of no where. Rummaging through cubbards he found a clean glass just to fill it up with water.
"What do you want then?" Joanna sat there and thought.
"Well?" Said Bam.
"A Heartagram. To show my love for the band and now my boyfriend. Support ya know?" Ville shook his head.
"Where at?" asked Ville.
"Not sure yet. Somewhere noticable." Bam started to laugh.
"Your face!" Joanna and Ville couldn't help, but roll their eyes.
"What?" Bam said taking a sip of water.
"I'm thinking on my arm or even my calf." Joanna yawned looking at the clock. It was almost 2 and she was starting to get tired. Jetlag was setting in on her.
"I think that I am going to lay back down. I'm starting to get tired again." Bam and Ville said their goodnights as she went to lay on the couch to take a nap.
~
Ville and Bam just sat there talking about random things, but most of all Joanna. Bam was starting to fall for her so quickly. This whole trip he has yet to think about Missy or even answer her calls. He didn't want to, because he knew what would be said and what he would say.
"I wonder if she will pull a Jenn if I left her Willa." Ville smiled as he pulled a drag off of his cigarette.
"I don't think so. I think that she would be pissed, but she's not stupid." Bam and Ville got really quiet. They heard Joanna moaning and was wondering what the hell was going on.
"Is she getting off?" Bam asked.
"I doubt she would do it right in front of us. Right?" They both started to look into the living room sneaking about.
"I don't know. I would think so. I mean shes more like me in many ways then one. So she might be." Sneaking in closer, Bam shook her a bit.
"Joanna?"
"Mmm Bam." She moaned and they both gasped.
"Joanna are you awake darling?" Ville asked. They heard her snore then moan again.
"She must moan and talk in her sleep." Said Ville. Bam jumped back a bit when she moaned Ville's name.
"What the hell?" Bam said.
"She must be doing some good dreaming, sweetheart." Hearing another snore they both walked back into the kitchen.
"That was odd." exclaimed Bam.
"Yeah, just a little."
"So, about Joanna getting a tattoo. I think that we should go get another one too. All three of us get the same thing." Ville sat back and thought about it.
"Sure, why not? She's a tat virgin isn't she?"
"I don't know. I think so. I think thats why she wants to get one in Finland." Bam shrugged
"How long are you going to be here?" Ville asked.
"How long can you put us up?"
"Forever." Ville and Bam both laughed
"Seriously Ville."
"As long as you like. I'm on vacation and don't mind have you guys here at all." Bam smiled.
"I should call Missy and tell her that it's over, shoudn't I?" Bam had always looked to his friend for advice. Even now he needed him more than ever.
"If you want, but I think that you should wait till you get back to the States and while Joanna isn't there." Bam nodded and smiled.
"Want to know what Joanna's nickname is? She's been called it since high school."
"What?" Ville lit a cigarette looking at Bam smiling.
"Valo." Joanna was looking into the kitchen and smiled.
"Yes?" She said. Both men startled looked up at her. Giving bam a dirty look as she spoke.
"I thought you were asleep?" Bam asked.
"I was until someone started to say my name and poke me." She yawned and smiled.
"I'm going to get a shower because I don't just want to be in Ville's apartment the whole time I am here." Joanna ran to her bag and pulled out some of Bam's clothes that she had packed for herself, then she ran into the bathroom.
Standing the shower, Joanna could hear the boys talk as the water streamed off of her body. She couldn't believe that she was in Ville Valo's shower. She eyed the shampoo and conditioner bottles that had Finnish scribbled on them. Taking one that she was sure that was shampoo and washed her hair.
'Helsinki water makes my skin softer then the water back in the states.' she thought to herself as she rubbed the Finns soap all over her body. Joanna thought that it was wonderful that she would smell like Ville today. She had to laugh at herself. 'Smell like Ville wear Bam's clothes.'
Stepping out of the shower Joanna dried off and started to get dressed. after she brushed her hair and teeth she walked out of the bathroom and back into the kitchen. Wearing a longs leaved black shirt under the new Element t-shirt, tight denim jeans and the same heartagram beanie that she wore yesterday. Walking past Ville and Bam to a near by mirror in the kitchen she put a thick line of khol under her eyes and a touch of mascara. Turning around and looking at Ville and Bam she noticed that they also got changed and were ready to go out into the night.
"Ready?" She asked. They both nodded and said yes as they stepped out into the Helsinki night.
Joanna was startled when she heard Bam mumble something in his sleep. She sat up and looked at him for a few minutes until her brain registered that her bladder was full. Sulking down the hallway she peaked into Ville's room noticing that there was no one there. She walked to where she remember where the bathroom was and knocked. No one answered so she walked in and went to the bathroom. Walking back she passed the kitchen and saw Ville sitting there reading.
"Ville? What are you doing awake?" Ville was startled then smiled at her.
"It's one in the afternoon sweetheart." He looked down and flipped a page in the magazine he was reading.
"Are you serious? I should wake up Bam."
"It's okay. Just sit here and talk with me. I promise I won't bite. Unless you want me to darling." Joanna's mind went back to all of the vampire pictures she had seen of Ville and a chill went down her spine. She sat up in a chair next to Ville and peered at what he was reading. Mumbling some HIM lyrics Ville looked over at her and smiled.
"You are a fan girl." She smiled sheepishly in her groggy state lighting a cigarette.
"I love HIM as a band. I love your music." She shrugged and looked at Ville.
"Now I see why Bammie wanted you so bad that he lied."
"I still can't believe that he did that." Ville rearranged his self in the chair and lit himself a cigarette.
"A man usually does what he wants sweetheart. Trust me."
"Why because you are a man or because you've dated the same sex?" Ville had to laugh.
"Both sweetheart. Bam is a good man. Just give him time. YOu have to remember love, he's cheating on his wife to be with you."
Joanna just sat there and thought. Ville was right. Bam was cheating on Missy, even though Joanna didn't even know that she was dating him until last night. She felt warmth spreding through her body thinking about that. She was dating Bam Margera. Never in her wildest dreams did she think this. She might have dreamed about it, but never thought that it would happen, but then she thought karma.
"While I'm in Finland I want to get a tattoo done Ville."
"That came out of no where." Said Bam who had just came out of no where. Rummaging through cubbards he found a clean glass just to fill it up with water.
"What do you want then?" Joanna sat there and thought.
"Well?" Said Bam.
"A Heartagram. To show my love for the band and now my boyfriend. Support ya know?" Ville shook his head.
"Where at?" asked Ville.
"Not sure yet. Somewhere noticable." Bam started to laugh.
"Your face!" Joanna and Ville couldn't help, but roll their eyes.
"What?" Bam said taking a sip of water.
"I'm thinking on my arm or even my calf." Joanna yawned looking at the clock. It was almost 2 and she was starting to get tired. Jetlag was setting in on her.
"I think that I am going to lay back down. I'm starting to get tired again." Bam and Ville said their goodnights as she went to lay on the couch to take a nap.
~
Ville and Bam just sat there talking about random things, but most of all Joanna. Bam was starting to fall for her so quickly. This whole trip he has yet to think about Missy or even answer her calls. He didn't want to, because he knew what would be said and what he would say.
"I wonder if she will pull a Jenn if I left her Willa." Ville smiled as he pulled a drag off of his cigarette.
"I don't think so. I think that she would be pissed, but she's not stupid." Bam and Ville got really quiet. They heard Joanna moaning and was wondering what the hell was going on.
"Is she getting off?" Bam asked.
"I doubt she would do it right in front of us. Right?" They both started to look into the living room sneaking about.
"I don't know. I would think so. I mean shes more like me in many ways then one. So she might be." Sneaking in closer, Bam shook her a bit.
"Joanna?"
"Mmm Bam." She moaned and they both gasped.
"Joanna are you awake darling?" Ville asked. They heard her snore then moan again.
"She must moan and talk in her sleep." Said Ville. Bam jumped back a bit when she moaned Ville's name.
"What the hell?" Bam said.
"She must be doing some good dreaming, sweetheart." Hearing another snore they both walked back into the kitchen.
"That was odd." exclaimed Bam.
"Yeah, just a little."
"So, about Joanna getting a tattoo. I think that we should go get another one too. All three of us get the same thing." Ville sat back and thought about it.
"Sure, why not? She's a tat virgin isn't she?"
"I don't know. I think so. I think thats why she wants to get one in Finland." Bam shrugged
"How long are you going to be here?" Ville asked.
"How long can you put us up?"
"Forever." Ville and Bam both laughed
"Seriously Ville."
"As long as you like. I'm on vacation and don't mind have you guys here at all." Bam smiled.
"I should call Missy and tell her that it's over, shoudn't I?" Bam had always looked to his friend for advice. Even now he needed him more than ever.
"If you want, but I think that you should wait till you get back to the States and while Joanna isn't there." Bam nodded and smiled.
"Want to know what Joanna's nickname is? She's been called it since high school."
"What?" Ville lit a cigarette looking at Bam smiling.
"Valo." Joanna was looking into the kitchen and smiled.
"Yes?" She said. Both men startled looked up at her. Giving bam a dirty look as she spoke.
"I thought you were asleep?" Bam asked.
"I was until someone started to say my name and poke me." She yawned and smiled.
"I'm going to get a shower because I don't just want to be in Ville's apartment the whole time I am here." Joanna ran to her bag and pulled out some of Bam's clothes that she had packed for herself, then she ran into the bathroom.
Standing the shower, Joanna could hear the boys talk as the water streamed off of her body. She couldn't believe that she was in Ville Valo's shower. She eyed the shampoo and conditioner bottles that had Finnish scribbled on them. Taking one that she was sure that was shampoo and washed her hair.
'Helsinki water makes my skin softer then the water back in the states.' she thought to herself as she rubbed the Finns soap all over her body. Joanna thought that it was wonderful that she would smell like Ville today. She had to laugh at herself. 'Smell like Ville wear Bam's clothes.'
Stepping out of the shower Joanna dried off and started to get dressed. after she brushed her hair and teeth she walked out of the bathroom and back into the kitchen. Wearing a longs leaved black shirt under the new Element t-shirt, tight denim jeans and the same heartagram beanie that she wore yesterday. Walking past Ville and Bam to a near by mirror in the kitchen she put a thick line of khol under her eyes and a touch of mascara. Turning around and looking at Ville and Bam she noticed that they also got changed and were ready to go out into the night.
"Ready?" She asked. They both nodded and said yes as they stepped out into the Helsinki night.