Backstage Pass

"I didn't mean to do it I swear!" I shouted sarcastically as tears of joys ran down my face. "I mean really Anna why would I tell everyone to ignore and set up that demonic plan of I mean I don't know what happened cause I didn't do it."
"Is that why everyone told me you purposely made me be the only one to have those ugly uniforms and made me do everything and made the screws loose on the box handles so when I picked them up they'd fall?"
"Hey now, I also made that light fall..but it missed."
"That was you too?"
"Of course not I was just playing mind games with you man. Your not really here man. The matrix has you."
"You really need to stop taking drugs Les."

I laughed the fakest laugh you could ever imagine and walked off. I knocked on the door of Billie's bus. We hadn't had sex in so long and I was starting to masturbate like a fiend. I was hoping I could get the Billster to give into temptation cause I knew that if I was going crazy he had to of been completely gone.

"Billie open your door so I can have some creamy, creamy, cheesy, cheesy, creamy."
"I'm coming!!"


Three Minutes Later...


"What the hell are you fucking doing in there, taming a wild donkey?"
"I'm coming..."
"What literally?"
"Maybe."
"Ha! Let me come in there!"
"No, you can't see me naked!"
"YES! LET ME IN SO I CAN GIVE YOU A PROPER SEND OFF!!!"


I heard Billie messing with the door and then finally he opened it to reveal him covering up his naughty bits and looking pasty and really paranoid. I guess that's what lack of sex does to you. I could only imagine how others viewed me lately.


I jumped onto the bus and started attempting to act out every sexual fantasy I had in the past few weeks.

"Stop!" Billie shakily yelled.
"God, please don't do this again."
"We can't." He said it as if he was trying to convince himself.
"Do you want to?"
"More than anything..well there's a couple things I want more but it's on the list!"
"What are the other things?"
"I don't know...stuff with you..in a couple years..."


I didn't question Billie because I was too longing for him physically more than ever before. I put my hands on his chest and pushed him down onto the bed. I shakily began pulling his clothes off. I was being awkward like I was a virgin. I forgot everything. I was fumbiling mostly because I wanted it so badly.


Billie quietly took everything I was doing until I started rubbing and tickling his lower half. He bit his lip in a sad attempt to keep from moaning. He was gasping and I could tell that after only half a minute he was near climaxing. I stopped playing with him and just kissed him lightly on the lips. I wanted the moment to last more than a minute.


His tongue was shoved into the back of my mouth and was running along everything it could find. I was trying to catch my breath while trying to kiss him back. My whole body felt nearly numb up until Billie got on top of me and slid inside of me. It felt like I was reliving a distant memory. I moved in perfect rhythm with Billie as he kept going in, out, in, out. I was tingling everywhere and couldn't keep still as I felt myself reach peak pleasure. Billie didn't stop he kept going as if afraid that if he stopped he'd wake up and it'd all be a dream.


Then there was a knock on the door. "Go away!" Billie screamed with as much energy as he had left. "Billie, let me in. I need to find Lesley." It was Anna. I separated myself from Billie and was rushing to find all my clothes and put them on even though my body was still in sex mode. It was still tingling and had that feeling you get after you just wake up a foot that's fallen asleep..that pins and needles feeling.


"Come in Anna!" I shouted when everything was finally situated. "I know you guys were doing the dirty deed." Anna whispered when she said 'dirty deed.'
"Did you just say dirty deed?"
"Don't deny that you were doing that."
"Doing what? C'mon say it. You;d think cause you do it so much you'd be able to say it."
"Just for that I'm telling dad."
"And just for that, I'm telling Ian that they are, in fact, FAKE!"