I Was In Love

Ville's POV

Well, while I was very thankful that April took us being glued together in stride, the moment I heard “paint thinner” I was tempted to just try to rip ourselves apart the old fashioned way. Luckily, Bam was there to remind me that it would hurt way more that way, so I settled for demanding alcohol before I would allow anything put near my walo.

“you heard the man, Ape, bring us some booze!”

“Bam, it’s only noon!” April tried to convince us to just let her attack with her paint thinner.

“Listen, April, you’re wonderful, but you’re not coming anywhere near my dick without a 40 of something in me. So, please. I’d get it myself, but…” I tried my best to look innocent and non-threatening, which is harder than it sounds when you’re butt naked in bed with a mother’s son and your cocks are stuck together.

“Oh, all right. I’ll be right back.”

She went down to the pirate bar and grabbed the first two bottles of Absolut that she found and brought them to us, where we promptly began to drink straight from the bottles.

Soon, we were buzzed enough to allow her to begin. I giggled as she took the Q-tips and dipped them in the paint thinner and began her slow and meticulous ministrations on our peckers. It seemed to be working. Within half an hour, we were half unstuck, and both bottles of booze were gone.

“Baaaammmmiiieee!!!”

“Whhaddaya need, babyface?”

“I still have to pee!”

“Buuuuuuut choo cant!”

“But I GOTTA PEE!”

“BUT CHOO CANT!!”

Suddenly April screamed and jumped away from us

“Whhuuzah matter Ape?” Bam slurred

I looked down and laughed. Luckily, we were only stuck together at the base, right on our sacks because-

“Bammi, you’re hard!!!”

“So are yuuu”

Ape continued to stomp around like a bull with it’s foot caught in the mud, “All right, that’s it, you two are on your own now! I got the majority done, but I’m not going to touch anybody when they’re hard!” at that, she ran out of the room, muttering to herself about how ‘this is why mother’s eat their young.’ Bam started laughing uncontrollably all of a sudden, and through my drunken haze, I couldn’t quite figure out why.

BAM's POV

I couldn’t help it, as soon as Ape left, I had a drunken epiphany!

“Willa Walo, this is the viagra-boooze!!” I expected Ville to look as amused as I was, despite my aching hard on, but a look of horror crossed his face.

“GOD DAMNFUCK!” he started fidgeting around, only succeeding in ripping us completely apart. We both screamed very loudly, and I fell off the bed, holding onto my aching sack for dear life. Did our erections go down? Psht, no!

“Bammi, my walo hurts!!!”

“Well you shouldn’t have ripped us apart!”

“I didn’t- ahh…-mean to!”

I looked up at him from the floor, and he was jerking off, while he was yelling at me about how bad it hurt! My little masochist!

“Willa, what are you doing?”

“I’m rubbin’ one out!”

“Why?”

“Cause I wanna get rid of my boner!”

“why?”

“So I can pee!”

“You still have to pee?”

“Well, yeah! I didn’t pee yet, and it doesn’t just go away! And I cant pee when I’m hard like this!”

‘I thought you couldn’t get it up when you have to pee.”

“Well apparently, the pills don’t care if I have to pee or not, because I’m up as up gets!” He continued to jerk off, spastically, obviously trying to come as quickly as possible.

“It wont wooorrrk.”

“Suck me.”

“Don’t wanna.”

“Suck me NOW.”

He knows how much it turns me on when he’s forceful with me, and despite the throbbing in my sack, and all the booze I had drunk, I wanted him. Like whoa, I wanted him. I wrapped my hand around his now seeping cock and locked eyes with him.

“This what you want Baby?”

He wrapped his fingers in my hair at the base of my neck, squeezing a bit tightly and making me shiver.

“I want you to suck me, and then I’m going to fuck you.”

I grinned at him. “Okay.”