MIx Up

Disclaimer- I don’t know them, and I somewhat barrowed this idea from an episode of Full House, yes and I know I’m a dork.

Author- Savagenutcase
Title- Mix Up
Summery- Darren makes an unthinkable mistake, and Dan finds amusement being dastardly about it.


“Baby, what in the hell are you doing?” Daniel asked as he grabbed a beer out of the refrigerator. He had just come back from playing soccer with a few of his friends, and he was quite sweaty.

“Nothing,” Darren said quietly as he grabbed the two baby carriers from the counter and headed into the living room.

Daniel knew that this ‘nothing,’ was definitely a something from the way Darren had said it. He also knew this because when he had come in the room, Darren was playing enie-menie-minee-moe with their twins.

Dan had a pretty good idea what was going on, and knew exactly how to fix it, but he decided that it would be amusing to watch Darren squirm for awhile.

So with that Dan grabbed his beer and a bag of chips and headed into the living room, plopping on the couch. He sat there so he could have a good view of Darren and the twins, who were on the floor.

Darren was analyzing each child, by closely looking at their feet, hands, hair, fingers and toes. It wasn’t until a few minutes later that Darren even noticed that Daniel had come into the room.

“AH! Uh um wha-what are you doing in here?” He asked giggling nervously.

“It’s my living room,” Dan said simply.

“Oh yeah,” Darren said stupidly as he picked up the twins once more, and headed for his and Dan’s bedroom.

Daniel waited for about five minutes before going into the bedroom along with Darren and the twins.

Once he entered, and flopped down on the bed next to where the twins sat in their carriers, Darren’s nerves got the better of him.

“WHY ARE YOU HERE!” he shrieked, shaking his fists in the air, looking very much like a drunken boxer.

This only amused Daniel even further.

“BECAUSE I WANNA TAKE A NAP!” he said, mocking Darren’s gestures.

“ARRRRR!!! FINE THEN, TAKE YOUR STUPID NAP!” Darren exclaimed, picking up the twins once again and toting them off to the bathroom.

Dan soon fallowed opening the door to the seen of Darren holding a picture labeled *Kate* to the face of each twin.

Kate was one of the twins, and Amy was the other. It was very hard to tell the apart, though, since they were very identical.

After a while, Darren finally noticed his husband standing in the doorway.

“WHAT DO YOU WANT?” Darren hollered.

“I have to go!”

“I thought you were taking a nap,” Darren said trying to keep a cool air about him.

“Nature calls,” was Dan’s simple reply.

“There are TWO other bathrooms in this house, why can’t you use one of them!” Darren said, his voice wavering slightly.

“Because I haven’t read the shampoo bottle in this one yet, DUH!”

“THAT’S DISGUSTING!” he shrieked as he grabbed the twins and stomped down the hallway.

Dan figured that Darren had finally had enough, so he decided to go find him and ease his worry.

He found him and the twins sitting outside on the patio. Darren was sitting on a bench looking quite sad when Dan came up to him. Immediately, Darren started sobbing.

Daniel sat behind him and pulled him into an embrace.

“Yuck, you’re all sweaty, and I thought you had to go?” Darren sniffed, hugging Daniel tightly.

“I changed my mind”

“Oh”

They sat there for a bit, Darren crying into Daniel’s embrace.

“Do you wanna know something?” Daniel asked.

“What?” Darren sniffed.

“That one’s Amy,” he said pointing to the twin on the right.

“DANIEL JONES YOU KNEW THE WHOLE TIME? DIDN’T YOU! DIDN’T YOU!”

“Welllllll…”

“Well nothing how did u know?”

“It’s quite simple reallmy hmy has no freckle on her right knee, and Kate does. That’s how you tell,” Dan said matter-of-factly.

“DAMN YOU DANIEL, I’ll get you back for this, don’t you worry!”

Yeah right, Dan thought to himself, but went along with it anyway. “Ok baby.”

“Good now go inside and take a shower, smelly,” Darren said trying to act mean, but failing miserably.

-THAT NIGHT-

“Still mad?”

“Duh!”

“Will you please forgive me?”

Darren thought about this for a moment.

“Sure baby, I’ll forgive you.”

WOOHOO SCORE! Dan thought to himself.

“Thank you for forgiving me.”

“Sure night-night”

“Night”

//”Sure I’ll forgive him WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!!// Muahahahahaha Oops, was that out loud?”

Was that Darren laughing? Nahhh. Must have been my stomach, Dan thought to himself, before the pair of them drifted off to sleep.

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