I Am a Lucky B****
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Category:
Individual Celebrities › Orlando Bloom
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
5,359
Reviews:
36
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction. I do not know Orlando Bloom. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
I Am a Lucky B****
Disclaimer: I don't own Johnny Depp (wish I did though), Orlando Bloom (life is SO unfair) or anything that obviouly I couln't possibly own.
Besides....I'm poor. *crying*
Thoughts: 'blah'
Spoken: "blah"
Action: *blah*
Me butting in: (blah)
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW IT STARTED
*your poit of view*
So here I am...In my pathetic excuse of a life...........life sucks.
Sadly,that's how my life is.Pathetic.
Funny story really...I actually thought that I had a chance! Me your every-day girl! I mean, so what if I have six tattoos? So what if I have 10 piersings? It's not like it matters right?!?!?!?!?!?! *sigh*
Stupid brunet...hell, she wasn't even a real brunet like me!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!..................*mumbles* I hope she gets diarria.....
Ever since I was a little girl I've dreamed of being an actress....I always performed in family gatherings for "practice", I used to say.I even took theatre, and loved it by the way, and according to my theatre teachers(yes two of 'em) I was a natural. I never even once got stage fright, always performing beautifuly. The problem was...I got too cocky.
I decided to go to a college for actors, two years later graduated, and do I have a job? NO I DON'T!!!!!
I need ice-cream
*end point of view*
Standing up from the bed, you made your way to your fridge. Opening up the freezer you notice something.....there's nothing.
"The hell? Where's my damn ice-cream?!Where's my frozen food?!?!" shutting the freezer you open the other fridge door.
"WHO'S BEEN EATING MY SHIT?!?!?!?"
*H.E.B*
*mumbling* "stupid room mate....hope what she ate was expired"
Turning a corner you notice something out of the corner of your eye. Doing a double take you stop dead on your tracks....
"Why in the name of ass-crack would talent agents from freakin' LA be doing here...well, might as well ask."
As you get closer you notice the ad. that was behind one of the talent agents.
It read: "Have undiscovered talent? Have what it takes to be the next big thing? This is your lucky day then!!!"
With an aprehensive demenor you take turns in studying each of the talent agents.There were three guys and one chick.
One of the guys looked to be about 38, not bad or good looking...average you could say.The second guy looked pretty young...maybe about
25? Not bad looking either. Guy number three looked to be around 47 or so...average looking too.The only chick looked to be around 30, but she was
really physically atractive, probably a model you assume.
"Yes, hello how are you? Are you interested in our experiment?" asked the first guy obviouly just noticing you.
"Umm...yeah...but I don't get it, what do you mean by "experiment", and why come all the way to Texas to try this-so-called-experiment...if it's not
too bold to ask?" you imediatelly add in the end...no need getting your "future" agents angry!!
With a giggle the "model" answers,"Well, it's an experiment because we've never tryed to do this. You see, there's this new movie that'll start shooting
in a month, and the director asked for us to find an unknown actress for one of the main roles...yes I know what you're thinking.Why not just contact or choose
one of our own girls from the agency? Well, Quintin told us---"
"QUINTIN TARANTINO!?!?!?!?!?!? HOLLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!" you scream excitedly not noticing all the stares you get from ppl.
"Yes Quintin",continued the "model" as if nothing had happened,"He said he wanted to give a talented NEW strugling actress out there the
chance to be in his movie. Oh and why Texas? Well just like the saying goes..."everything is bigger in Texas!"
"So...do you have any experience?" asked the third guy with a small smile gracing his lips.
"Huh?! Oh! Yeah...I do" you stuttered ,' who wouldn't freaking stutter?!?!? It's QUINTIN TARANTINO!!!!!!!. '
"Ok, we'll need you to fill out some paper work, and tomorrow at noon we'll be having the auditions." stated guy number two, a.k.a:cutie.
"Awesome! Ok. where's the paper work?"
*Next day*
It's noon.....and your scared shitless...well, it's more like nervousness.
Looking up at the building you say a quick prayer and hed inside.
You imediatelly noticed how many hopefull girls there were.ALOT.
*Two hours later*
Finally they call your number,"Number 58!!!"
*mumbling* "Well, THAT didn't take long"
To be continued.........muawhahahahahha*cough*!!!!
Plz. R&R if you even so much as like how my story is going!!!! And in return I'll update this same day...but you have to Review!!!!
Lots of love,
ThornFrost
Besides....I'm poor. *crying*
Thoughts: 'blah'
Spoken: "blah"
Action: *blah*
Me butting in: (blah)
ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW IT STARTED
*your poit of view*
So here I am...In my pathetic excuse of a life...........life sucks.
Sadly,that's how my life is.Pathetic.
Funny story really...I actually thought that I had a chance! Me your every-day girl! I mean, so what if I have six tattoos? So what if I have 10 piersings? It's not like it matters right?!?!?!?!?!?! *sigh*
Stupid brunet...hell, she wasn't even a real brunet like me!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!..................*mumbles* I hope she gets diarria.....
Ever since I was a little girl I've dreamed of being an actress....I always performed in family gatherings for "practice", I used to say.I even took theatre, and loved it by the way, and according to my theatre teachers(yes two of 'em) I was a natural. I never even once got stage fright, always performing beautifuly. The problem was...I got too cocky.
I decided to go to a college for actors, two years later graduated, and do I have a job? NO I DON'T!!!!!
I need ice-cream
*end point of view*
Standing up from the bed, you made your way to your fridge. Opening up the freezer you notice something.....there's nothing.
"The hell? Where's my damn ice-cream?!Where's my frozen food?!?!" shutting the freezer you open the other fridge door.
"WHO'S BEEN EATING MY SHIT?!?!?!?"
*H.E.B*
*mumbling* "stupid room mate....hope what she ate was expired"
Turning a corner you notice something out of the corner of your eye. Doing a double take you stop dead on your tracks....
"Why in the name of ass-crack would talent agents from freakin' LA be doing here...well, might as well ask."
As you get closer you notice the ad. that was behind one of the talent agents.
It read: "Have undiscovered talent? Have what it takes to be the next big thing? This is your lucky day then!!!"
With an aprehensive demenor you take turns in studying each of the talent agents.There were three guys and one chick.
One of the guys looked to be about 38, not bad or good looking...average you could say.The second guy looked pretty young...maybe about
25? Not bad looking either. Guy number three looked to be around 47 or so...average looking too.The only chick looked to be around 30, but she was
really physically atractive, probably a model you assume.
"Yes, hello how are you? Are you interested in our experiment?" asked the first guy obviouly just noticing you.
"Umm...yeah...but I don't get it, what do you mean by "experiment", and why come all the way to Texas to try this-so-called-experiment...if it's not
too bold to ask?" you imediatelly add in the end...no need getting your "future" agents angry!!
With a giggle the "model" answers,"Well, it's an experiment because we've never tryed to do this. You see, there's this new movie that'll start shooting
in a month, and the director asked for us to find an unknown actress for one of the main roles...yes I know what you're thinking.Why not just contact or choose
one of our own girls from the agency? Well, Quintin told us---"
"QUINTIN TARANTINO!?!?!?!?!?!? HOLLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!" you scream excitedly not noticing all the stares you get from ppl.
"Yes Quintin",continued the "model" as if nothing had happened,"He said he wanted to give a talented NEW strugling actress out there the
chance to be in his movie. Oh and why Texas? Well just like the saying goes..."everything is bigger in Texas!"
"So...do you have any experience?" asked the third guy with a small smile gracing his lips.
"Huh?! Oh! Yeah...I do" you stuttered ,' who wouldn't freaking stutter?!?!? It's QUINTIN TARANTINO!!!!!!!. '
"Ok, we'll need you to fill out some paper work, and tomorrow at noon we'll be having the auditions." stated guy number two, a.k.a:cutie.
"Awesome! Ok. where's the paper work?"
*Next day*
It's noon.....and your scared shitless...well, it's more like nervousness.
Looking up at the building you say a quick prayer and hed inside.
You imediatelly noticed how many hopefull girls there were.ALOT.
*Two hours later*
Finally they call your number,"Number 58!!!"
*mumbling* "Well, THAT didn't take long"
To be continued.........muawhahahahahha*cough*!!!!
Plz. R&R if you even so much as like how my story is going!!!! And in return I'll update this same day...but you have to Review!!!!
Lots of love,
ThornFrost