Way Reality, The Best of Bad Jokes

Disclaimer: I only own Alliana. All members of My Chemical Romance do not belong to me. I own voodoo dolls but that's about it. This TV show doesn't exist. This scenario doesn't exist. But if it does . . . I'm Alliana! Pick me!!!

A/N: Okay, so this is confusing. I'm going to break it down in this little introductory segment which you REALLY should read. I give brief character bios (in relation to the story) and a rundown of the whole thing in general.

Way Reality, The Best of Bad Jokes

Introduction: The Beginning of the Best of the Bad

Alliana Rachet: The pretty girl with the unfortunate last name of a tool.

Age: 22

Relation to Story: Gerard's live in girlfriend of nearly three years

Looks: Brunette, blue eyes, average build, five foot six, pretty but not over the top gorgeous

Occupation: Coincedentally her father died and left her money so that her career does not interfere with the plotline

Education: Got kicked out of college for drinking

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Mikey Way: If you don't know who he is, please shoot yourself now.

Age: 25

Relation to story: Constantly at Gerard's and Alliana's; Responsible for getting Gerard and Alliana together

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Gerard Way: If you don't know who he is, please hang yourself.

Age: 28

Relation to story: He's dating my OFC.

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Time to visit the Department of Backstory boys and girls.

Alliana (also referred to as Alli) and Gerard (also referred to as Gee) have been dating for three years. They have lived together in Gerard's house for all but four months of those two years.

Alliana's friend knew Frank who invited him to a party. To freak the hell out of Alliana, her friend invited her and shoved her into Gerard. The first words out of her mouth were, "I love you". They talked for about five minutes.

Later, Alliana was sitting on the couch and got in a conversation with Mikey who, for reasons unknown, decided to lock her in the bathroom with his brother (unaware they had already met). An hour later the door was opened to reveal the pair getting intimate with their tongues down the other's throat. ::cue romantic music::

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Way Reality

A TV show MTV created revolving around the Way brothers, which automatically through Alliana into the picture. It's been on for a year. It doesn't do seasons. There is a new show every week and if too much shit happens, there are two a week. Religiously.

Every show ends with Alli, Gerard, and Mikey sitting on the back porch having a cigarette and talking about the events in a wrap up.

And the famous words spoken by Mikey every week: "Thanks for watching the show with the lamest name ever, Way Reality."

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Author addresses potention audience:

Yes, I am perfectly aware I shall probably get several flames about Alli being a Mary Sue.

I also realize I'm committing the ultimate slash sin: writing het. Stone me now.

Flame me, maim me, or even leave a review. Whatever. I don't really care. I like this idea and I'm fucking running like the wind. Thanks.

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Now, anyone who's left:

The first chapter is actually the end of the story at the beginning. Like in Titanic or something where you know the end and the journey is getting there or whatever.

And there's going to be lots of monologue. Not like a script (MIKEY: Wow. GERARD: Yeah.) No, I don't do that shit. But when people talk to the camera, there'll probably be lots of dialogue. Get over it or get out.

I know, I'm rude. Whatever. Ready to kick this story in the ass?

If anyone's left . . . let's go!