Who Says Massachusetts Gets All the Fun?

You guys wanted a wedding. You guys get a wedding. I promise Billie will wear a dress SOMETIME, I'm just not saying when. And this is the boring part one, but I'm working on the shmexy part two. Lemme know what you think.

Disclaimer: A little fairy came out of the sky and told me I owned Green Day. Then I realized I was drunk and talked to my squirrel Ed instead. So, I don't actually own Green Day. And I don't make any money from this story. If you sue me, you have no life.

A/N: It's AU. So here's the deal: Adie is Billie's best friend after Mike and Tre. Joey, Jakob, and Estelle don't exist. (Sorry, kids.) Adie was a surrogate mother for Mike and Billie and they have twin girls: Dakota Taylor and Alexis Paige. Ummm . . . I think that does it. Oh, wait. Billie and Mike are about twenty-five in the story and the girls are about three.

Who Says Massachusetts Gets All the Fun?

Part One: Billie's a Flamer!

"It's a nice day for a white wedding." -Billy Idol

Tre just kind of stared at us for a minute, then grinned. "That's fucking awesome!" He hugged us both around the neck, causing me to choke from being pulled down about four inches.

Then he pulled back and frowned. "Aw, man. I don't know how to throw a gay bachelor party."

Billie Joe rolled his eyes.

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Billie looked up from his notebook. "Mike?"

"Hmmm?"

"I don't know how to throw a gay wedding." He was biting at the edge of his bottom lip like he does when he's thinking. "I mean, do we both have men of honor? And does anyone walk down the aisle? And where exactly are we going to do this? Outside? Because no church'll marry us."

"Billie."

"Yeah?"

"Calm down." I walk over to the bed and sit down, hugging him. "It's just a wedding. I'm sure we can figure it out."

"Shit!" Billie smacked himself in the forehead. Or, rather, he tried. Since I was hugging him all he did was smack me in the back of the head, causing our foreheads to meet head on. He did pull away from my hug though, wincing and rubbing at the red spot. "I forgot to call Adie!"

I swear as he grabs his cell phone and punches in speed dial two. I love Adie to death, but Billie actually passed up sex with me once so he could talk to her about a pair of shoes. A pair of fucking shoes. I had to pick a fucking flamer, huh?

"Adie, Adie, Adie Anne!" he says into the phone until a groggy voice picks up on the other end. It is midnight.

"I'm going to kill you." she says.

"No, you're not."

"And why's that?"

"Because I'm getting married and you're going to be my maid of honour. At least, if I get a maid of honor. Mike and I haven't figured it out yet. Do you--"

"You and Mike are getting married?!" she shrieks. I actually have to wince. Billie Joe just giggles. "When did this happen?"

"I proposed last night in the middle of some kinky sex."

"Awww . . . that's so sweet."

"I know."

"When's the wedding?" she asks in a normal voice now. (If you're wondering how I can hear every word she's saying, Billie's cell phone is fucking loud.)

"Two months. May 25."

"Who's wearing the dress?" she teased.

"I may wear the heels in this relationship," Billie said, "but there is no way in hell I'm wearing a dress at the altar. Or whatever. I don't think we're getting married in a church."

"Oh, but I think you'd look cute in a dress."

"Well . . . we'll work something out. But not at the wedding." Billie says, serious for a minute. "Oh, and guess what else?"

"What?"

"They're having a sale on jeans at that new store on West Fifth tomorrow for half off or something and I'm picking you up at ten, 'kay?"

My fiance changed the topic from weddings to jeans on sale. What the hell have I gotten myself into?

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"Tell Tre I'll be back by two." Billie says as he helps Dakota with her shoelaces. "And tell him if he corrupts my children anymore I'm going to corrupt his--"

"Billie, not in front of the kids."

He giggles and kisses Dakota's cheek. "All done." he informs her.

"All done." she agrees and runs off to show her sister her tied shoes.

Billie Joe stands up and wraps his arms around my neck, his lips pressing against mine in a heated kiss. "Maybe Tre could keep the kids tonight." he murmurs after we break the kiss. "Or Adie. We could have a little pre-honeymoon."

I smile and kiss him again, letting one hand stroke the back of his neck and the other grab his ass. We separate as the girls come in. Dakota's dragging her Barbie doll case and Alexis has her blanket in one hand and her thumb in her mouth.

"Alex, your fingers are going to fall off if you keep sucking on them." Billie Joe warns her.

She pulls it out long enough to say, "Uncle Tre says dat's a lie."

Billie smirks. "Okay, okay. But you need to stop sucking your thumb. I'll see you girls in a bit, okay?" He bends down to give them both kisses and heads out the door.

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"Adie's got the girls." Billie says when I answer my cell phone at half past seven. "All night. Won't be back until about noon tomorrow." He's trying to sound sexy but just ends up sounding like a dork. God, I love him.

"What are you wearing?"

I can practically hear Billie Joe rolling his eyes. "I've got a surprise for you." he says, then hangs up.

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