The Adventures of Alice Nine
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J-Rock/J-Pop & K-Pop › alice nine.
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,560
Reviews:
3
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0
Currently Reading:
0
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This is a work of fiction. I do not know the members of alice nine. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Episode 1 - Hair Scare
Disclaimer: I am in no way connected to nor do I own any of the members of Alice Nine. I just thought it would be entertaining to write a fanfic. I did however, write hiroto some fanmail! mwuahaha......still I'm not important T-T
AN: This is what I would love to see! Of course...i'm sure Tora doesn't really abuse Hiroto, and Nao most likely doesn't cry that much. However, for the sake of writing stories, it happens here! Yes! On with the show!
The Adventures of Alice Nine: Hair Scare
Nao's eyes were filled with fear as he looked at his bandmates in horror. "But I CAN'T go on stage like this!" The other members of Alice Nine gave no reply. "Saga, please don't make me! SHOU!! Help me!" His frantic plee was met with blank stares.
Saga shoved a pointed finger in Nao's face. "Suck it up. Be a man! The fans need us." He folded his arms across his chest and stared at Nao. "You have no choice."
"Well," Shou said scratching the back of his head. "maybe we could let him fix the ho-"
"NEVER!" Tora interrupted Shou before he could finish his sentence. A sentence Tora didn't feel like hearing. "He will go like that! Right Saga?"
"Right!" Saga chimed in. The two bullies 'high fived' each other as nao slumped to the floor in front of them.
"You know, Nao. It's not going to be as bad as you think." Hiroto decided he should share his imput on the matter. "You're the drummer." Nao looked at hiroto and waited to have his joy restored. "Nobody looks at you anyways."
Everyone stared at Hiroto in absolute shock. Saga was the first to break the silence. "What the.....HELL??"
Tears rapidly began to stream down Nao's face. "The fan's don't LIKE me?" He asked in a cracked voice.
"Of course they like you." Shou patted Nao's head and glared at Hiroto. "You can't just SAY things like that, Hiroto. Look what you did. You made him cry."
Hiroto shrugged. "What's new? He always cries." This only made Nao's sobbing grow louder.
"Why you little..." Tora made his way over to Hiroto with a VERY scary look on his face. A look that would make a screaming baby hand over its lolly pop. He started to smack the smaller man on the head. "WE. ARE. A. TEAM." One whack for every word. "DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND. PEACH?"
Saga and Nao could only stare in shock. They had no idea what to do in this kind of situation. Lucky for Hiroto, Shou had been forced to assume the parent role of the group long ago. "WHOA.....HEY HEY HEY!!" Shou dragged Tora by the arm off of the cowering little man. "Knock it off Tora!" Tora was still trying to get to him.
Hiroto adjusted his assualted clothing and grabbed his guitar. He grumbled something about 'bullies and babies' and headed toward the stage. Saga could feel the vein on his forhead pulse. "WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!"
Tora headed back over to Nao. "I don't know. I couldn't hear him." He lightly poked Nao in the side with the toe of his shoe. Nao squeaked miserably in response to the intrusion of his space. "What are we going to do about THIS thing?"
Shou and Saga just looked at the crumpled crumpled ball of flesh on the floor. He was still crying. "Well he has to go on," Shou was yet again, turning into the parent. "We are already five minutes late."
Hearing that he was going to have to go on Nao reacted in a very civilized fashion. "NOOOOO!! Please noo!!" He made his way over to Shou and desperately grabbed his pant leg. " I can't! LOOK at me!! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO DEVIL NAO!!" He continued to tug on Shou's pants until Shou broke loose saving himself from loosing his pants all together.
"He's hysterical," Saga said, stating the obvious.
"Yup," Tora agreed with him. "Annoying..."
Saga thought about it for a moment. "Let's DRAG him out there."
"Great idea!!" Tora was of course, all for it. "With THAT hair, everyone will think it's fanservice!!"
Nao looked frantically back and forth between the two plotting men. "But....but....I..." Nao gave up and started to crawl away. He felt two pairs of hands grabbing the back of his jacket and froze.
"Just WHERE do you think you're going, little guy?" Nao could hear Saga speaking to him but refused to look over his shoulder.
"The show is about to begin!" Tora and Saga began to pull their comrad exactly where he didn't want to go. "You're required at center satge!"
Shou stood their quietly for a moment then followed after them. He knew their was no use in arguing with those two at this point. Not when they were in THAT frame of mind.
**ON STAGE**
Nao was standing center stage with his attackers. He looked out at the cheering crowd and forced a smile. Hiroto had appeared from from wherever it was he had vanished to and was now standing with everyone else. Nao saw Hiroto out of the corner of his eye giving him a stupid grin.
"What?!" Nao snapped. He was still mad about Hiroto's comment from earlier.
"I think they LIKE your hair, Nao." Hiroto watched as Nao reached up to touch the solitary spike at the top of his head. He fealt like a stupid unicorn and he wasn't enjoying it.
"I swear," Nao muttered under his breath. "I told them to do the usual."
And so the show went on. However, not without some slight tweaks. Shou was a little less energetic on stage than usual, and actually kept arms from swinging all over the place.
Saga and Tora had a huge burst of energy that none of the fans could quite figure out. Not that they were complaining. Energy=Fanservice. Who complains about that?
Hiroto was his usual self. Nothing can phase that little 'peach.'
And poor little Nao was all alone shielded by his drums. He played his little heart out and tried as hard as he could to forget what had happened to his precious horns.
~END~
AN: Okay....I pick on Nao a lot. NAOOO!!! I"M SORRRYYY!!! Okay I got that off my chest. Well...hopefully you guys want more Alice Nine humor!! Let me know if you do and I will continue with more episodes of.....*drumroll*.....The Adventures of Alice Nine!! Yeah!! So review! Hop to it readers and give me some thoughts. I'm always up for fresh ideas too. So just let me know! My email is anime_fan810808@hotmail.com. I look forward to your thoughts!
~Jade
AN: This is what I would love to see! Of course...i'm sure Tora doesn't really abuse Hiroto, and Nao most likely doesn't cry that much. However, for the sake of writing stories, it happens here! Yes! On with the show!
The Adventures of Alice Nine: Hair Scare
Nao's eyes were filled with fear as he looked at his bandmates in horror. "But I CAN'T go on stage like this!" The other members of Alice Nine gave no reply. "Saga, please don't make me! SHOU!! Help me!" His frantic plee was met with blank stares.
Saga shoved a pointed finger in Nao's face. "Suck it up. Be a man! The fans need us." He folded his arms across his chest and stared at Nao. "You have no choice."
"Well," Shou said scratching the back of his head. "maybe we could let him fix the ho-"
"NEVER!" Tora interrupted Shou before he could finish his sentence. A sentence Tora didn't feel like hearing. "He will go like that! Right Saga?"
"Right!" Saga chimed in. The two bullies 'high fived' each other as nao slumped to the floor in front of them.
"You know, Nao. It's not going to be as bad as you think." Hiroto decided he should share his imput on the matter. "You're the drummer." Nao looked at hiroto and waited to have his joy restored. "Nobody looks at you anyways."
Everyone stared at Hiroto in absolute shock. Saga was the first to break the silence. "What the.....HELL??"
Tears rapidly began to stream down Nao's face. "The fan's don't LIKE me?" He asked in a cracked voice.
"Of course they like you." Shou patted Nao's head and glared at Hiroto. "You can't just SAY things like that, Hiroto. Look what you did. You made him cry."
Hiroto shrugged. "What's new? He always cries." This only made Nao's sobbing grow louder.
"Why you little..." Tora made his way over to Hiroto with a VERY scary look on his face. A look that would make a screaming baby hand over its lolly pop. He started to smack the smaller man on the head. "WE. ARE. A. TEAM." One whack for every word. "DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND. PEACH?"
Saga and Nao could only stare in shock. They had no idea what to do in this kind of situation. Lucky for Hiroto, Shou had been forced to assume the parent role of the group long ago. "WHOA.....HEY HEY HEY!!" Shou dragged Tora by the arm off of the cowering little man. "Knock it off Tora!" Tora was still trying to get to him.
Hiroto adjusted his assualted clothing and grabbed his guitar. He grumbled something about 'bullies and babies' and headed toward the stage. Saga could feel the vein on his forhead pulse. "WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!"
Tora headed back over to Nao. "I don't know. I couldn't hear him." He lightly poked Nao in the side with the toe of his shoe. Nao squeaked miserably in response to the intrusion of his space. "What are we going to do about THIS thing?"
Shou and Saga just looked at the crumpled crumpled ball of flesh on the floor. He was still crying. "Well he has to go on," Shou was yet again, turning into the parent. "We are already five minutes late."
Hearing that he was going to have to go on Nao reacted in a very civilized fashion. "NOOOOO!! Please noo!!" He made his way over to Shou and desperately grabbed his pant leg. " I can't! LOOK at me!! LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO DEVIL NAO!!" He continued to tug on Shou's pants until Shou broke loose saving himself from loosing his pants all together.
"He's hysterical," Saga said, stating the obvious.
"Yup," Tora agreed with him. "Annoying..."
Saga thought about it for a moment. "Let's DRAG him out there."
"Great idea!!" Tora was of course, all for it. "With THAT hair, everyone will think it's fanservice!!"
Nao looked frantically back and forth between the two plotting men. "But....but....I..." Nao gave up and started to crawl away. He felt two pairs of hands grabbing the back of his jacket and froze.
"Just WHERE do you think you're going, little guy?" Nao could hear Saga speaking to him but refused to look over his shoulder.
"The show is about to begin!" Tora and Saga began to pull their comrad exactly where he didn't want to go. "You're required at center satge!"
Shou stood their quietly for a moment then followed after them. He knew their was no use in arguing with those two at this point. Not when they were in THAT frame of mind.
**ON STAGE**
Nao was standing center stage with his attackers. He looked out at the cheering crowd and forced a smile. Hiroto had appeared from from wherever it was he had vanished to and was now standing with everyone else. Nao saw Hiroto out of the corner of his eye giving him a stupid grin.
"What?!" Nao snapped. He was still mad about Hiroto's comment from earlier.
"I think they LIKE your hair, Nao." Hiroto watched as Nao reached up to touch the solitary spike at the top of his head. He fealt like a stupid unicorn and he wasn't enjoying it.
"I swear," Nao muttered under his breath. "I told them to do the usual."
And so the show went on. However, not without some slight tweaks. Shou was a little less energetic on stage than usual, and actually kept arms from swinging all over the place.
Saga and Tora had a huge burst of energy that none of the fans could quite figure out. Not that they were complaining. Energy=Fanservice. Who complains about that?
Hiroto was his usual self. Nothing can phase that little 'peach.'
And poor little Nao was all alone shielded by his drums. He played his little heart out and tried as hard as he could to forget what had happened to his precious horns.
~END~
AN: Okay....I pick on Nao a lot. NAOOO!!! I"M SORRRYYY!!! Okay I got that off my chest. Well...hopefully you guys want more Alice Nine humor!! Let me know if you do and I will continue with more episodes of.....*drumroll*.....The Adventures of Alice Nine!! Yeah!! So review! Hop to it readers and give me some thoughts. I'm always up for fresh ideas too. So just let me know! My email is anime_fan810808@hotmail.com. I look forward to your thoughts!
~Jade