Boundless Love

I don't own these characters. Enjoy!

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Paris Hilton was playing Madden 07. She sucked, but she enjoyed it anyway.

"Damn, I wish I could meet a real man like Madden to plug my glory hole," she sighed.

Just then, Madden came through the TV.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S MADDEN!"

"That's right, sister! I hear you're in peril! Well, your old buddy Madden's come to help!"

"Oh Madden, please teach me how to love again!"

"That's no problem for Madden!" Madden then headbutted her into the wall. Her diseased vagina was exposed.

"STD city, huh? Well, a good old shot of Madden Sperm™ can fix that shit right up!" Madden said as he let loose his 14-inch cock and started masturbating furiously before he shot a quart of semen on Paris's vagina, effectively curing her of all STDs and rendering her a virgin for the first time in her life.

"THANK YOU, MADDEN! NOW TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE"

"What can I say, baby!" Madden screamed as she shoved his meat missile into her love tube. It was so tight that it could barely fit Madden's massive wang into it. Madden started thrusting with the intensity of a piston and the force of a slab of ham being thrown into someone's fact. Paris screamed in sex better than any raccoon had ever experienced.

Paris orgasmed 37 times before Madden released his sperm, instantly impregnating her with twins. As she gave birth to those twins, she said, "Thank you, Madden!"

"Anytime! Remember, Madden 08 has realistic bump mapping!" Madden screamed as he went back into the TV and rambled shit about basketball or whatever Madden's about.