Bammie, will Santa know who i am?

Bam, Ville and their daughter April, went to see Santa, on the 22nd of December.

“Honey, its almost your turn!” whispered Bam into Aprils ear. The two year old grinned and giggled.

“Bammie, will Santa know who I am?” she asked, biting her lip. Ville chuckled as Bam reassured her that Santa would know who she was.

“Aww my Kulta, of course Santa will know you!” he cooed, picking her up and hugging her.

“NEXT!” cried a woman in an elf outfit. April went running in, Bam and Ville followed hand in hand.

“Ah!” said ‘Santa’ “April Margera-Valo, I’ve been waiting to see you!”

“You know me?” she gasped. Santa chuckled and nodded, as Bam caught the whole thing on tape.

“Of course my dear, now, what do you want for Christmas?” asked Santa.

“I want a bear, and a princess Barbie, and I want a pretty dress to wear to Bammie and Willa’s wedding! They are getting married on new years day!” she cried.

“Well I think I could just get that for you!” said Santa. Bam and Ville laughed. ‘Santa’ and April posed for a picture, which Bam and Ville brought, before handing it out amongst the family. 'Santa gave April a little wrapped present, a fluffy toy cow, which she tresured for a years, before she found out the truth about Santa.

April woke on Christmas morning to find everything she wanted. After she went to bed, Bam and Ville had their own mini Christmas.

“God Ville, I love you!” said Bam, after what seemed like endless hours of mind-blowing sex.

“I love you too Bambi, I can’t wait till we get married,” he muttered into Bam’s hair. He cuddled am closer as he felt him snore against his shoulder.

“Bammie?” Bam woke up, and kissed Ville’s shoulder to reassure his lover he was awake.

“Can we have another baby?” he asked. Bam looked up at him and grinned.

“Really? I’ve been asking you for ages, and you keep changing your mind. Are you positive” Ville nodded.

“It will be nice to have another April running around! Let’s try now!” Bam laughed and kissed him passionately on the lips…

Over the next few years, Bam and Ville had a total of 7 children, including April. They renewed their vows on their 35th wedding anniversary, and went on to have 24 grandchildren. Ville died first, of lung cancer, aged 95, which was considered young by that point, since the new average age of death was 101 by this point. Bam couldn't face life without his love and committed suicide the day after. They were buried together in the same coffin, and remained together for all eternity…

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!