the art of seduction- the ville valo way

Hey this is a story i wrote in answer to a challenge on vam and i thought i'd post it here to share with you guys. please give me some feedback to let me know what you thought.


As soon as Ville stepped in the door to castle Bam, he heard the insane giggling that indicated that Bam was drunk. The whole band had been invited to stay while they played at a three day rock concert nearby but he'd decided to go over a couple of days early to suprise his friend and spend some quality time with him before they both got too busy. Setting down his bags by the front door, he followed the noise to Bam's main room and stood in the doorway quietly laughing to himself as a highly unsteady Dunn grabbed Bam's ankle and pulled him off the sofa and onto the floor with a thud.

"Owww, dude that hurt." Bam whined playfully before pouncing ungracefully and tackling Dunn.

Ville lingered in the doorwayy, unseen. He knew he should go in and say hi but he also knew that Bam talked A LOT when he was drunk and if he waited long enough Bam might say something that he could use to tease him with as payback for the last prank he pulled on him; that permanant marker hadn't come off his face for days. Smirking, he watched Dunn try ineffectively to stop Bam from sitting on him.

"Dude, you better not be trying to hump me, I'm not Ville." Dunn grouched.

"Sh'up Ryan." Bam slurred. "I'm not humpin' Ville neither."

"But you wanna be!" Dunn sing-songed, proving that he was just as wasted as Bam.

"Yeah." Bam said sadly, pouting like a child. "M'not allowed though cos Willa'd be mad at me if I did."

"Might not be." Ryan said seriously, focusing intently on the conversation in a way that can only be achieved when incredibly drunk. "he's too feme...femni...girly to be totally straight. I've met drag queens that look manlier out of their dresses than Ville does."

"Ville would look great in a dress." Bam defended, not entirely sure why he should be annoyed at Ryan for talking about Ville like that; oh that's right, because he was making fun of his favourite fantasy of Ville.

"He'd look sexy and he's got pretty legs that are really long so he could wear a short dress...and stockings...and high heels.." Bam sighed, lost in his imagination. Suddenly through his drunken haze he realized that he'd just admitted his deepest, darkest secret and that anyone knowing the way he thought could be very bad.

Nervously focusing his gaze on Dunn, he was relieved to find that his friend had passed out at some point and had obviously not heard his confession. Happy that he hadn't been found out, Bam let the alcohol and his own tiredness drag him down into unconciousness.

Ville's mouth had been hanging open in shock throughout the whole conversation but now a mischievous grin spread across his face. He had the perfect plan that meant Bam would get embarrassed that Ville had heard, which was his revenge for the prank, and they would both get what they wanted- each other.

He left a note next to Bam telling him that he'd arrived before grabbing his bags again and going upstairs to the spare room he always stayed in, knowing that Ape would have already got the room perfect for him.

He woke the next morning when a hungover but insanely happy Bam tried to ollie over his bed but bailed, landing directly on top of him.

"Hi Willa!!" Bam exclaimed happily.

"Not that I'm not glad to see you sweetheart but would you mind getting off me." Ville yawned, smiling up at the blue eyed skater.

"Oh sure, sorry dude." Bam grinned, flopping onto the bed beside him. "Me and the crew have to do some filming for the new series of viva la Bam today, did you wanna hang around and watch?"

"No thanks darling, I wanted to go into town and do some shopping anyway, so I'll just see you later this afternoon when I get back."

"Ok, cool. Ape's going to work soon so she'll probably give you a lift cos she adores you, you'd just have to get a cab back or call me and if we're done I'll come and get you."

Suddenly Ape's voice yelled up the stairs. "Bam where are you? Your camera crew are here and they're making a complete mess of the kitchen."

"I'm now coming down. Hey, can you give Ville a alift into town when you go to work?"

"Of course, that's not a problem as long as he's ready when I need to go."

Bam pushed himself off the bed and grabbed his skateboard. "Gotta go dude, have a good day and I'll see you later."

Ville dragged himself out of bed as Bam left and took a quick shower before pulling on a pair of black jeans, a dark red shirt and his ever present beanie. He applied his makeup quickly and grabbed his sunglasses hoping that with them and his hat, no one would recognize him. Running down the stairs, he got to the front door just as Ape was coming out of the kitchen to leave.

"Morning Ville, how did you sleep?" Ape asked, smiling at him. Bam was right, she really did adore him as he was one of the very few friends that Bam had that was polite and didn't trash things.

"Wonderfully, thank you for letting us all stay, it's great of you let us."

They chatted idly as they made their way into the town and Ville was dropped off close to the mall.

"I don't finish work til late so I won't be able to take you back again." Ape said aplogetically.

"That's ok darling I can make my own way back, don't worry about it. He shut the door and entered the big building immediately heading for the closest music store and picking up the new Black Sabbath 'best of' albumn that he'd wanted for ages. He wandered around the mall for a couple of hours, purchasing some new shirts and some more eyeliner and nail polish before finally heading for the destination he'd been planning on all along.

There was a small gothic and fetish shop just down the road from the mall and that's where he went, pulling his beanie even further over his eyes before he went in. As he stood in front of a rack of black leather dresses, Ville was starting to regret his idea as he had no idea where to begin.

"Can I help you with anything?" A bubbly voice asked him. Ville turned to see the shop assistant waiting expectantly, a friendly smile on her face.

"I uh, I don't actually know what I'm looking for." He confessed sheepishly.

The assistant, Karin, as her nametag pronounced her, looked up at him, her eyes widening slightly as she recognized him. "You're Ville Valo." She gasped.

Ville winced slightly at being recognized and Karin caught it. "Don't worry, I'm not gonna get weird and fangirly, it's just really cool to meet you. So what size is she?"

"What? Who?" Ville asked, forgetting the reason he was even in the shop.

"The girl you're shopping for, what size is she?"

"Oh I, uh, I don't know."

"You don't know?" Karin raised an eyebrow disbelievingly but continued. "Well, roughly what size do you think she is?"

"Kinda like me, whatever size I'd be." Ville said uncomfortably.

"Ok what bra size is she?"

"WHAT?"

"Well there's no point in buying her a dress that's gonna be too big or too small around the chest."

Ville sighed heavily, realizing that he was going to have to tell her a little bit of the truth. "Ok, listen. Do you know who Bam Margera is?"

"Of course, he's awsome!" She grinned.

"Well he keeps saying that I look like a chick so to get him back for a prank he pulled on me, I'm going to dress as a woman and see how long it takes before he realizes it's me." Ville blushed but Karin didn't seem to be shocked at all.

"Well why didn't you just say so? I've got a few dresses that I think will fit you so I'll go and find them and you can try them all on and see which one you like best."

"Thanks sweetheart. Also, would you mind not telling anyone about this, it's already really weird."

"No problem." She laughed. "I don't think anyone would believe me anyway!"

Nearly an hour later, after trying on loads of dresses and various things to go with them, Ville had finally found the perfect outfit to drive Bam crazy in. He happily bounded up to the cash registar and paid for his items, a huge smile on his face.

"I can't wait to see his reaction, thanks for your help sweetheart." He grinned at the sweet shop assistant. He left the shop and hailed a cab to take him back to Bam's. Before he entered the castle, he put his last purchases into the bag with his new shirts so no one would ask questions. He greeted the crew who were sitting around doing nothing after a hard day's filming.

"Hey Willa, what'd you get?" Bam asked, glancing towards Ville's shopping bags.

"Not much, just a few shirts and some more makeup, I'll show you later."

"Ok. We were about to leave and go to a bar, you gonna come and get wasted with us?"

"No, you guys go and I'll see you tomorrow."

"Come on Ville, we haven't hung out since you got here."

"Sorry Bammie, I'm just not feeling up to going out tonight." Vill lied. "I'll go drinking with you tomorrow night."

"Ok. If you change your mind we'll either be at the irish bar in town or hooters if Raab has anything to say about it." Bam said giving Ville a concerned glance as he left.

The worried look was what Ville had been waiting for and it meant his plan was going to work. Because Ville never turned down a drink unless something was wrong he knew Bam would spend all his time at the bar trying to work out what was wrong with him. He also knew from previous experiances that Bam would only have a couple of drinks at the most before coming back to find out if he was ok.

Smiling to himself, Ville grabbed his new outfit and his makeup case and went into the bathroom to begin his transformation.

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"What's going on dude?" Novak asked, taking in Bam's far away expression. "You've had that same beer in your hand for nearly an hour. What's wrong?"

"I'm just trying to figure out why Ville didn't want to drink with us, he normally tells me if something's wrong."

"Call him and ask him then. You're not gonna be any fun until you figure it out."

"Yeah you're right." Bam picked up his phone but decided against calling. "You know what, I'm gonna go back and ask him myself. He could probably use the company if he's feeling down. I'll see you guys later."

He drove home quickly and entered the house, noticing that the whole bottom floor was completely silent. Jogging up the stairs he went straight into Ville's room but was suprised to find there was nobody there either. Deciding that he couldn't be bothered to go back out again, Bam went to his own room, pushing open the door to find Ville laying on his bed, idly flipping through a skate magazine.

What stunned him however was the way Ville looked. His hair was falling around his face in perfectly teased waves and a cigarette sat between ruby red lips that matched the colour of his nails perfectly. A leather collar was round his neck and he was wearing a tight red PVC mini dress that laced up at the front. Fishnet stockings and spike heeled platform strappy sandals completed the outfit and made his long legs look even longer.

"Uh, Ville? What the hell's going on?" Bam asked hoping his voice didn't crack.

"Hey sweetheart. Ville grinned, putting out the lipstick stained cigarette into a nearby ashtray. "What are you doing back?"

"I cam to see if you were ok-why are you wearing that?" Bam burst out, unable to not talk about it any longer.

"Don't you remember last night? I heard you talking to Dunn about it, lucky for you he was asleep though."

All the colour drained from Bam's face and he though he was going to faint. He couldn't believe that Ville would go this far to ridicule him. He was going to lose the one person he'd ever truely loved because of his stupid fantasies. When he could finally focus on his surroundings again, he was suprised to see Ville standing directly in front of him.

"So, what do you think?" Ville getured to his outfit and, despite telling himself not to, he couldn't help but run his eyes over Ville's beautiful form once more, biting back a moan of arousal.

"You actually managed to put boxers on under that?!" Bam joked nervously.

Instead of responding, Ville grabbed Bam's hand and placed it on his leg where the stockings ended, sliding it up his thigh and under the dress onto his crotch where it became obvious that no, Ville hadn't been able to fit anything under the dress.

"Oh my god." Bam whimpered, his legs threatening to give way. Ville let go of Bam's hand as as he leant forward to pin him against the door Bam began to withdraw his hand.

"Don't." Ville whispered. "Keep it there."

Bam's eyes widened and for the first time since entering the room he actually loooked into Ville's eyes, seeing his own lust reflected in them. Feeling a burst of confidence he let the hand that was still under Ville's dress start to explore, his fingertips trailing lightly down Ville's length before wrapping his hand around him and stroking him gently.

Ville's eyes fell closed in bliss but he didn't let Bam continue for long before he stepped away, moving back towards the bed. He was a little suprised when Bam didn't follow him but the look of uncertainty on his face made him realize that Bam was just nervous and not changing his mind.

He held out his hand and as soon as Bam took it, pulled him flush against his vinyl clad body, attacking his neck with ruby lips and divesting the skater of his clothes as quickly as he could. "Mmm Bam, fuck me." He moaned, nipping at Bam's throat with blunt teeth.

Bam pulled back long enough to press a bruising kiss onto Ville's lips before pushing him back onto the bed. Ville moved to unlace the dress but Bam stopped him. "Leave it all on, please?" He blushed still unable to believe that his biggest fantasy was actually becoming reality right in front of him.

Ville nodded, taking Bam's hands and putting them back on his body, hating every second they weren't touching. He watched enthralled as Bam concentrated on his body, pushing the dress up his thighs until it was round his waist and then leaning forward and making eye contact as he placed open mouthed kisses up the insides of his thighs. He could feel himself trembling as Bam's hot mouth moved closer and closer to his aching need but he could have cried in frustration as Bam completely ignored what he needed and carried on moving up his body.

"No playing." Bam begged when he reached Ville's face. "Otherwise it's gonna be over before it begins. I need to be in you so bad Ville."

Moving as best as he could in the tight dress, Ville wrapped his legs around Bam's waist lightly digging the heels of his shoes into Bam's back. "Then do it."

Moving back slightly without losing contact, Bam glanced around the room for anything they could use for lube. "Sweetheart, you don't have to worry about preparing me. What do you think I've been doing since you've been gone? That magazine only kept me occupied for a few minutes." Ville whispered huskily into Bam's ear, knowing what reaction he'd get.

Bam's eyes went comically wide, the pupils dilating as he imagined Ville preparing himself and he was pressed against Ville's entrance before the Finn even had time to think. "Let me know if it hurts and I'll stop." It was the only warning he had before Bam penetrated him, pushing in to the hilt and pausing to let Ville ajust.

"Oh god. Bam if you don't move RIGHT NOW I'm going to kill you." Ville moaned out, thrusting his hips forward in an attempt to get bam even deeper inside him.

Time seemed to stop as Bam started up a rythm that made Ville cry out in pleasure at each thrust, getting faster and harder as they both completely surrendered to their desires that they'd kept hidden for so long. Before long Bam felt his stomach muscles begin to clench as he felt his orgasm approaching and he reached down, fisting Ville's cock as he let go, spilling his seed inside Ville's small body. A couple of strokes later and Ville was screaming out his release, Bam's name on his lips.

They lay next to each other, hearts pounding as they tried to regain their breath. Finally Ville turned to face Bam, a smirk on his face. "Next time it's my turn to get what I want."

"There's going to be a next time?"

"You don't want there to be?" The smile dropped off his face and he almost looked like he was going to cry.

"I do, I do want there to be a next time." Bam assured hurridly. "I just wasn't sure if you just wanted a one night thing."

"It could never be a one night thing with you Bammie." Ville smiled. They didn't need to proclaim their love for each other, they both knew. The comfortable silence fell again until Ville spoke, mischief lacing his words. "You know, Karin shew me a cute french maids uniform that would look hot on you and a pair of handcuffs."

"Ville shut up, I'm not wearing a maids outfit."

"But Bam..."

"But if you let that idea go, I'll give in to the handcuffs!"

Bam laughed as an excited Ville suddenly pinned him to the bed. He couldn't be happier, he had Ville and it was becoming obvious that no matter what happened, their sex life would never be dull.