Piece Of Me

Title: Piece Of Me

Author: Allison Wonderland

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Criss Angel/Jeffree Star

Summary: What happens when a man with magic powers and a transsexual produce offspring?

Warning(s): Angst, complete, crossover, death, language, m/m, mpreg, oneshot, trans, waff, yaoi

Disclaimer: I do not own/am not associated with Criss Angel, Jeffree Star, or anything and anyone related to or belonging to either of them. This story is entirely fiction and is written for fun, not profit.

Note(s): This is part of something that is beginning to loosely resemble a series of stories. Stella means ‘Star’ and I should think ‘Angel’ is kind of obvious. The line ‘filthy preteen ho’ comes from Jeffree’s song ‘We Want Cunt.’


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Criss and Jeffree get married. They go down in history as the first gay couple to be legally married in Las Vegas. The illusionist’s fans mourn the loss of his eligibility but most of them know they never had a chance anyway. There are a few unhappy letters and a couple of death threats but at Criss’s next demonstration the Loyal prove they are exactly that and nearly a quarter of a million show up. Criss signs autographs for a few hundred of them when the hospital releases him early the next morning after another death defying stunt gone almost right. Jeffree does not even blink an eye when one of Criss’s demonstrations goes wrong again. All that matters is that his husband comes out of it alive. So what if he has to have stitches or minor surgery?


Circus Circus finally makes good on their promise to build a Jeffree Star theater. It takes longer than anyone first thought because not many artists are willing to defile the thought of the Sistine Chapel by painting a Hello Kitty version of its famous ceiling on the ceiling of a transsexual’s theater and even less of them can paint like Michelangelo. But at last it is finished and Jeffree performs nightly to a sea of pink haired girls and emo boys. It takes a while but eventually the crowds start to mix. Not a few heads of pink hair mysteriously start to pop up at Criss’s demonstrations and Jeffree’s emo boys show up wearing Criss Angel merchandise.


Criss wants children. He made that clear at the start of their association and says twelve should be enough. Jeffree refuses to ruin his figure that way and agrees to three. But in the end they only have two. When Jeffree finds himself pregnant this time he doesn’t freak out and starts to eat actual food for once. This time the baby survives and is even healthy despite being born a month early. She weighs only five pounds. They name her Stella Angel Sarantakos and when she is two years old she performs her first escape to get out of her crib. By the time Stella is four years old her long black hair has pink streaks and its clear that she has inherited Jeffree’s personality when she starts doing makeovers at nursery school. A year later she is kicked out of kindergarten for calling one of her classmates a ‘filthy preteen ho.’ A month later they catch her levitating three feet off the floor in a quest to reach the cookie jar. When Jeffree returns her to the floor she uses kinetic energy to put the cookie jar into her hands anyway and Jeffree realizes he cannot punish her when Criss is so proud of their daughter.


And then when Stella is six years old Jeffree realizes it’s probably a good thing that her power manifested so early because the day Criss warned Jeffree of so long ago comes earlier than anyone thought it would. During a seemingly simple demonstration Criss goes into the water cuffed and shackled. His friends and family and fans wait…


And wait…


And wait…


Seven minutes pass before Criss’s brothers decide something has gone wrong and descend into the murky depths themselves. It only takes a moment for Jeffree’s husband’s limp body to be dragged out. After that everything is a blur. Someone gets Criss’s heart started again and someone else helps him breathe. He wakes up in the hospital only long enough to say ‘I love you’ before going to be with his father for the first time in over a decade.


Jeffree collapses at the funeral. He spends almost two weeks in bed not speaking to or looking at anyone until one day Stella comes in and squeals, “Look what I can do!” She bounces on the bed and Jeffree thinks she’s just bouncing really high. Then she lets out a startled yelp as her head hits the ceiling and he realizes she’s levitating. When Stella lands in his lap he laughs for the first time in what feels like forever and hugs her because Criss might be gone but there’s still a lot of him in their daughter.


Seven months later when their second child – a boy – is born Jeffree swears he feels his husband holding his hand for the entire fifteen hours it takes to bring the second Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos into the world.