Anti Feminism

"Mmph" Kyo rolled around groggily in his large bed.
Trying as hard as he could to go back to sleep, but losing the battle with his bladder.
"enhh" He sat up hazily and mad his way towards the bathroom.

Slightly dizzy and completely nauseated from his hangover, he stumbled over to the toilet, eyes partly still shut.
His whole body aching 'What did Toshiya do to me last night?" He couldn't quite remember much from the night before.
He reached down the front of his pant to retrieve 'hmm...where...' But to his shock his penis seemed to be missing...
"OH MY FUCKIN GAWD!!!" Kyo panicked "WHERE IS MY FUCKIN DICK???" Kyo ran around the bathroom frantically searching every inch.
"OKay...come on...calm down...people's penises don't just disappear..."
But then he suddenly remembered a certain song, in which the character was at a party the night before and the following morning awoke without his member.

"But...I don't have a detachable penis...or did I?" Kyo opened the front of his pants and looked down at the newly flattened area
"Well...my pubes are still there...but...TOSHIYA!! Oh my God...he must have cut my dick off last night...
kinda like when those guys wake up in a tub full of ice and their kidneys are gone...
" But even though his penis was absent from between his legs he still had the painful urge to urinate.
Kyo stuck his hand down the front of his pants and slid it trough his pubic area feeling a familiar crease and then slightly parting it with his middle finger "OH MY FUCK I HAVE A FUCKIN VAGINA!!!"
Kyo ran to his closet mirror tearing his boxers off and looking at him self from very awkward positions.
Inspecting every inch of his new 'Vagina' But the fact that his most prized possession was missing he had failed to notice the perky little set of breast that had made their selves at home on his chest "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Kyo ran back to his bed "Lemme wake up again please...I need to do this again..."
Kyo closed his eyes tightly and counted to 10, then he slowly opened his eyes and looked down at him self...but nothing had changed
"I'm a fuckin girl??? WHO THE FUCK WAKES UP AS A DIFFERENT GENDER FROM WHEN THEY WENT TO BED???"

Kyo walked back into the bathroom and starred at the toilet...
"Wait...I know this one...I seen Shinya pee before...oh wait...he's a guy too...oh well...close enough..."
Kyo plopped down onto the toilet, and sat there for a minute..."I wonder if its the same"
Kyo could hear trickling "Hey! it works" He smiled to himself. He sat back up, then noticed urine drizzled down his legs.
"Opps...hmm...nothing to shake...he scanned the bathroom spotting an old towel and snatching it to dry himself off.
Then walked over to the bathroom mirror and gazed upon himself admiring his new breast
"Wow...nice" He poked them a bit. But then he started to think...
"What...How am I gonna preform? I can't cover these!! Oh my God...What am I gonna do..??
People are gonna think I'm one of those transsexuals...I Gotta tell Kaoru..."
Kyo ran out of his bed room neglecting to clothe himself and down the hall to Kaoru's room.
Not bothering to knock He busted in and seen Kaoru face first on his bed sleeping next to an empty bottle of vodka
"KAORU!!! HELP!!! MY PENIS IS MISSING"
Kaoru turned on his side and swatted at Kyo in his sleep mumbling "Kyo shut up...its just up your ass again...FUCKIN GRAPE NUTS...num...num..."
Kyo starred at him "ITS NOT UP MY ASS I"M A GIRL NOW!!!"
Kaoru laughed in his sleep at Kyo's statement "Yes Kyo...You're a little girl...go to sleep kay?"
"NO KAORU!!!! LOOK!!!" Kaoru paused then turn back around "Mmm...who's..."
His eyes caught glance of a nice firm pair of beast, looking down seeing a patch. a fuzzy little patch of hair "Now who are you miss?"
Kaoru looked up, only to be utterly shocked by seeing Kyo's face "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO???"
Kaoru almost jumped out of his skin, slamming his head into the wall "HOW??? WHAT??? WHY???"
Kyo confused himself of what what going on, tried to explain. "Look...Kaoru...I woke up like this...I mean...I looked everywhere...I couldn't fine my penis...not even in the medicine cabinet..."
Kaoru just starred at him "Okay...no! NO! People don't wake up as...AS WOMEN!!!...unless...you know...they are women...BUT YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN!!!"
Kyo crossed his arms and nodded "I know...I have a feeling Totchi had something to do with this..." Kyo nodded again.
Kaoru cocked a brow "KYO! Totchi is a Bass player...NOT A PLASTIC SURGEON!!! He can't even make a cup of noodles on his own!!
HOW COULD HE CHANGE YOUR GENDER???" Kyo looked around, tripping over his words trying to think of an answer that wasn't there. "...Magic?" Kyo smiled innocently. "NO...Kyo...this could be the end of Diru en grai! We can't have a girl singer!!!" Kyo frowned, and shot Kaoru a dirty look "SEXIST!!!"
Kaoru just laughed. Thats all he really could do. After all he thought he was still dreaming. How could something like this happen? It was scientifically impossible. Though Kaoru didn't know a thing about science. He was pretty sure this kind of thing was impossible.

TBC.

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