Hitler's Secret Life

Hitler had just come up with his ultimate solution. All this talk about killing jews got him really horny. But Hitler had no jews or killing machines handy to carry out his fantasy. But he did have a buffalo and acid handy. He thought to himself. “The Buffalo could be the jew and the acid would be the killing machine”

First he made sure no one was watching, then he pressed the secret button on his bookcase revealing a secret room full of the tools used in Hitler’s secret fetishes. A chicken, A rope, chewing gum, an anaconda, dental floss, George Washington’s penis, and Gary Coleman were all present, of course the buffalo and the acid were there also. Hitler led the buffalo to the center of the room and then took the cap off his jar of acid.

Hitler then dropped his pants in preparation. He then threw the acid at the buffalo’s face. The buffalo screamed in agony as Hitler began stroking his Austrian cock. The acid quickly went to work liquidizing what was once the buffalo’s face, As its face started dripping away Hitler only got harder and more turned on as this occurred. “OH YEA! BURN BABY BURN, YOU FUCKING JEWISH BUFFALO, FUCKING BURN!!”

Hitler didn’t last much longer and soon had a thundering orgasm shooting German jizz all over the now dead buffalo’s partially melted and exposed brain.