Poker Terms

"Yatta! Tokyo Disney, baby!"

"Shut the hell up, Bakanishi," Kame grunted for the seventh time.

"Itai, fucker!"

"Kame, let go of Jin's nipple," Tatsuya murmured wearily. "You're scaring the children."

"But he's been saying that for the last hour!" Kame grumbled, tweaking the spot one last time before he let it go. "And he likes it rough."

"Okay, didn't need to know that," Koki voiced, disturbed.

"How would you know what I like, Kazuya?" Jin asked softly. His eyes misted over with tears and he clenched his fists; his voice broke only a little. "You don't even ask me anymore. All you do is rut up against me like an animal. Then you roll over and fall asleep!" Jin's lower lip quivered a little. "What happened to the times when we made love?!"

"Seriously, guys," Koki said fervently. "TMFI."

Kame grunted again. "Oh, I still get you off, pussy."

Jin crossed his arms, looking haughty. "You haven't gotten me off for three years. You're too busy fucking me and coming to notice I fake it--and people say I'm stupid."

"So what the fuck are you saying? I'm not good enough for you?!"

"Um...guys," Junno quipped uncomfortably, looking around at the wide-eyed crowd staring at them. "Maybe you should save this for later when--"

Akame turned together and glared at the tall blond. "Shut the fuck up, Taguchi!"

Jin turned back to Kame. "The thought of Taguchi topping Koki is hotter than your Chihuahua fucking."

"Hey! Leave my asshole out of your little spat!"

"You like it fast!"

Jin shook his head. "No, I don't. You have to do it fast so your tiny cock will stay hard!"

"At least I can see my cock past my stomach, Fat Jin!" Kame shot back.

Two slow tears fell from the corner of Jin's eyes. "That was uncalled for, Kazuya," he said softy, his voice hiccupping. "If I didn't know you'd kill yourself in my absence, I would leave you for that."

There was a long moment while they stared at each other. Once again, they moved as a unit, this time toward one another, embracing each other strongly.

"Oh, JinJin, I'm sorry!" Kame cried into Jin's throat. "You know I love you. I didn't mean it. I'm sorry."

Jin pressed his face into Kame's russet hair. "I'm sorry too, Kazu-chan. I didn't mean it either! You fit me perfectly and just thinking about what you do to me makes me co--"

"Oh, hey. We're turning in our tickets now," Tatsuya said quickly and loudly over what Jin was about to say, moving hastily forward to hand the man his.

Yuichi sighed distractedly and shook his head at the goings-on with his group. Well, he had thought this would be a good idea. Taking his bandmates on vacation with him had seemed like a good idea. Really. It had.

The first run-in with Hate Akame of the day was before they had even passed through the gates. The day could only get better, right? He sighed again. By the time they were all through the gate, Akame were at it again.

"What the fuck, Jin?! Chihuahua fucking?" Kame growled in reply to something stupid that Jin had said. "In what way does my fucking resemble a fucking Chihuahua!?"

"Guys! Language!"

"Shut up, Taguchi!"

"Jin, seriously, stop it. You know you don't mean it."

"Yes, I do! I've had it!"

"Kame, let him go." Yuichi muttered exasperatedly. "Do you really think you're going to feel better if you kill him?" He really was getting tired of all this arguing.

"Gimme a minute and I'll let you know when he's dead."

"Fuck you, Kazuya! How could you want me dead?! I'm the fucking love of your fucking life!"

"ENOUGH!"

All eyes in the general vicinity turned toward Yuichi and he wished they hadn't. But he started this. He had to make it stop. "Alright. I've had just about enough of the two of you and your bullshit." Five pairs of eyes stared at Maru and his vehemence. "This is how we fix it. We are going to employ the buddy system here."

He pushed them all into some semblance of a line and moved them around a bit. He put Jin on one end and put Koki next to him. Next went Tatsuya, followed by a space, then Junno, then Kame. Yuichi surveyed his work, satisfied before he took his place between Tatsuya and Junno. He told himself that he did not plan the whole standing next to Tatsuya thing. Really. He didn't.

"There, now we can all enjoy ourselves without Akame going all bipolar on us. So." Yuichi looked up and down the line that he was in the center of. "Where should we go first?"

Five sets of eyes started blankly at him again.

"What?"

"Dude, that was totally out of character for you..." Jin whispered overly loud like he was trying to keep others from hearing him but was too awestruck to manage it.

"Oh, it was not--"

"Eyah, it was, Yuu," replied Koki, rubbing the back of his neck uncomfortably. "It was kinda hot in that totally heterosexual kinda way."

"Oh, whatever," Yuichi grumbled. "I blame Akame."

Jin turned to Koki. "Why does everyone insist on calling us that?"

Kame stuck his head up in front of them all to look down the line. "Eyah. Makes it sound like he tops."

"I top sometimes...."

Kame snorted. "Eyah. Just like Koichi-sempai tops."

Everyone froze for the three doki-doki it took for that sentence to sink into Jin's head.

"What the shit, Kazu! I told you never to say that name around me!"

He made for a running tackle at Kame, but Koki jumped on his back before he got very far. Junno stepped in front of Kame when he would have closed the space between the quarreling lovers.

"What?! What, Jin?! You gonna try and kick my ass?! What?!"

"Stafoo, Hor! You know not to say that name around me. That asshole got me suspended! It's his fault I got fat and had to go on a diet and cut my awesome Jrocker hair!"

"You weren't suspended, dumbshit." Kame grunted, rolling his eyes. "You got sent to America because your English was that bad, and Johnny-san wanted to see if KAT-TUN could make it if you were gone. Stop making up shit just because you're mad at him for whatever asinine reason you have! You of all people know that he's not that petty!"

It was an old argument that every one of them was tired of by now. To this day no one knew why Jin mouthed off like that, and why he insisted on blaming their senpai for something he had nothing to do with.

"You got fat because you can't see food without stuffing your fat fucking face--too much In-and-Out man!--and you hair was not awesome; it was shit and made you look even fatter than you already were!" Kame huffed a bit from lack of breath after his long diatribe and glared at Jin.

Jin sniffled and did a passable imitation of Tatsuya at the end of their first concert. "I can't believe you said that, Kazuya...."

"Oh, my God, JinJin!" Kame dodged Junno and raced over to Jin, throwing Koki off him and took the bawling man in his arms lovingly. Koki glared up at the both of them from his vantage point on the ground where he had fallen on his ass.

"You're right," Jin wailed. "I made you all work so hard while I got a vacation too! And my fat made me so ugly, and my hair! I couldn't even touch iiiiiiiiiit!" The last was said on a high-pitched wail.

"JinJin, don't cry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it!" Kame held Jin tight in his arms and ran his hand through the wild locks of that horrible hair-cut he'd just recently gotten "Of course, Kou--He" Kame amended, only rolling his eyes a little when Jin couldn't see him do it, "took what you said far too seriously--we are talking about you after all! And the fat made you so much sexier when you do that hip thing. And that hair...remember, I couldn't stop running my fingers through it while you sucked--"

"OHMYGOD!" Koki screamed, throwing his hands over his ears. "Lalalalalalalalalalalal!" Except that Koki was Japanese so it came out more like "Rarararararararararara!"

Yuichi gave up. If they fought one more time, he was going to have to take drastic measures! At least they had calmed down again. There should be enough of a respite for him to think of something with which to distract them before they started arguing again.

"I still can't believe you cheated on me with Pi, though, Kazu-chan. That was really just kinda fucked up."

Oh no. God, no.

"Jin! Look! Mickey Mouse!" Koki cried in an effort to divert his attention.

"Oh, but it was just a pity fuck. Pi was all kinds of drink and wanting to fuck something. I was drunk and he was close enough to you in the brains area."

"Oi! Kame! Look at those awesome sunglasses!" Junno yelled, throwing himself in front of the man.

"What is that supposed to mean, Kazuya?"

God dammit!

Kame shrugged uncaringly. "It means that both of you are really good in the sack with mouths like Hoovers. I could close my eyes and not be able to tell you two apart, nor would I care."

"Really?" Jin crossed his arms, and pursed his lips, much like a woman. He had spent most of his time in the company of women while in America. "So, what? You don't care about either of us, as long as one of us is sucking you off to your next orgasm? We're just notches in your bed post?"

Kame shrugged, rising to the challenge. "It's not like we're dating, or anything. Don't be such a homo."

Everyone groaned and gave up, making room for the inevitable fight that was to come, and hoped they were left out of it this time. When the random fights were at their worse, some poor sap in the group was usually pulled into it unwillingly and usually asked his opinion on the matter being argued.

"What the shit?! What was all that 'I love you, JinJin' bullshit back there?!" Jin pointed, not in the direction of the gate--which was behind them--but waved his hand toward Cinderella's Castle--which was ahead of them--and most definitely not "back there."

"Dude, I was just trying to get into your pants. The only difference between you and Pi is that he isn't a pussy who needs to hear me vomit words of 'love' that I can't stomach just to get him to let me fuck him."

"You, fuck him. Right. And Jimusho isn't one big shota boy-harem. You bottomed to him and begged him to fuck you like the little whore you are!"

"I topped Pi like I top you, and truth to tell, he's tighter than you. You were a fucking slut before we hooked up and everyone can tell. You'd fall on the floor ass-first if you tired to sit on a bar stool!"

Yuichi growled deeply in his throat, catching Tatsuya off guard when he was about to bark something at the two lovers. The beat-boxer stomped up to the two and shoved them as far apart as he could before he glared them both down. "Now. We are going to try something new. We are going to split up." Yuichi huffed a breath and gestured to each person as he said their names.

"Jin and Koki are going to go one way. Junno and Kame are going to go another, and Tat-" He hesitated for an instant, catching himself before he embarrassed himself by informally calling Tatsuya by his nick name. "-Ueda-kun and I are going to go another. Got it?!"

"But--"

"Shut the hell up, Jin," Tatsuya cut in. He nodded approvingly at Yuichi.

He tried not to let the little warm fuzzies invade his stomach at Tatsuya's approval. Just because he admitted to himself on those rare occasions that he liked Tatsuya, it didn't follow that the feeling was mutual. They were just friends. That's the way it had always been, and always would be. Yuichi had accepted that a long time ago. He refused to embarrass Tatsuya over it. Warm fuzzies could not be tolerated.

"It's a good plan," Tatsuya continued. "And we are going to do it. Or I will personally kick all of your asses."

Kame shut his mouth on his protest as Tatsuya glared pointedly at him. "Got it? Good," Tatsuya flipped the tress of red hair that had fallen out of his pig-tails. He grabbed Yuichi by the wrist when he was recieved silent nodding and began to drag him off to Tomorrowland.

"Meet for lunch at noon at that restaurant!" Yuichi pointed as he was drug away.


******


Tatsuya and Yuichi walked in comfortable quiet for a long time, looking around them at all there was to see. This was nice. As much as he hated thinking about it, he really liked spending time with Tatsuya. If he were being honest with himself, he really didn't mind thinking about it that much at all. In fact, that was pretty much all he thought about when he was in Tatsuya's presence, but he kept that little secret to himself. In the beginning when he had noticed his budding feelings for Tatsuya, he was worried that it made him a freak and so he denied it for a long time, actually trying not to even talk to the quiet young man that was Ueda Tatsuya.

Years later, after he'd had time to get used to things in their group, get used to the different personalities that he had to work with, he found that his attraction to Tatsuya had not only not gone away, but now, suddenly his feelings were much more mature and he found his mind wandering places it had no place being. It was in the lonely nights alone in his bed that he was too exhausted to keep the thoughts at bay and he let them wander along with his hands...

It wasn't until they stood next to the line for a ride called Space Mountain that Yuichi realized Tatsuya was holding his hand. Not that he minded at all, but when had it gone from his wrist being held to his hand?

"Eto..." Yuichi mumbled, looking down at their clasped hands thinking that he was enjoying that hand on his far too much. He should probably let go if he could just get his fingers to behave and uncurl themselves from their comfortable place.

Tatsuya also looked down at their hands and gasped in shock. He quickly drew his hand away as if it had been burned, making the beat-boxer a little sad. Tatsuya didn't have to go that far; it wasn't as if Yuichi had the plague or anything. It didn't matter, he thought as he sighed to himself. It was just more proof that Tatsuya was not interested in him that way and now thought Yuichi was a little odd for not having noticed sooner.

"So. You wanna go?" Tatsuya asked nonchalantly.

Yuichi blinked and looked over where Tatsuya was pointing at the line next to them. He had seen that it was called Space Mountain before, but he didn't know what it was about. "Ne...what is it?"

Tatsuya smirked. "It's a ride. A really good one." He looked up the line. "It's not too long a wait. We should go."

Shrugging, Yuichi walked over and got in line, Tatsuya following behind with that curious smirk still on his face. "So, what kinda of ride is it?"

Tatsuya thought for a moment. "You know that Star Wars ride we went on the last time we were here?"

Yuichi nodded.

"It's kinda like that; all in outer space but not, kinda."

"Sou ka..." Yuichi sighed, mostly to himself.

The wait was only about thirty minutes long, so it wasn't too horrible. Tatsuya kept them and the people closest them fairly entertained trying to beat-box--badly--and then tell them all that Yuichi was so much better at it. So, of course Yuichi would have to beat-box. The other people in line, who were obviously not KAT-TUN fans, were rather impressed. To get back at him, Yuichi told everyone that Tatsuya could speak Spanish and made him sing part of 'Butterfly'. Then it became a challenge of who could make who blush more in embarrassed pride.

By the time they were in their spots to get into the car, Yuichi realized it was too late. It didn't take a genius to figure out that this car went to a rollercoaster--though, Jin would probably still think this was part of the Star Wars ride--and he shot Tatsuya a hurt look.

"Maru, it's not going to be that bad, I promise. You can't see the drops or anything, I swear. And it doesn't really go that high anyway."

Yuichi sent him a dubious look as he got in and waited for Tatsuya to slide in next to him before he pulled the bar down as far as it would go, which was nearly cutting off their circulation but still didn't seem tight enough for Yuichi.

The car slowly made its way to the "docking bay," and the person behind the window went over the safety rules with their six-person car.

"Keep your arms inside the car at all times. Do not jiggle the lap bar. Please do not hang over the edge of the car. Enjoy the ride."

Yuichi cringed as the man pushed the button and the car went off to the left, moving toward an ominous dark hole in the wall. If he lived through this, Yuichi was going to kill Tatsuya.

Yuichi spent most of the ride terrified. Granted, Tatsuya hadn't lied. The car never did really go that high. But he could see the floor, and it was higher than Yuichi felt he had any right to be. So, as the first drop came up on them, he shut his eyes tightly and scooted a little closer to Tatsuya, who put his arm around him and held him tightly as they fell.

He spent most of the ride like that until they slowed. Yuichi wanted to open his eyes, but he knew from experience that generally rollercoasters slowed in the middle of their ride to make poor unsuspecting people like himself finally take a breath, thinking it was over....

....Only to drop them again, and so they screamed and lost most of the contents of their stomachs. So he didn't open them until Tatsuya leaned down to his ear to whisper. "Yuu. Open your eyes."

It was more the shock of hearing his nick-name in that tone, rather than the actual words that got him to obey. He opened them slowly at first, then they shot wide open as he saw what Tatsuya wanted him to see.

Stars.

Everywhere there were stars of every color. They were all around them, close to them and far away from them. Everywhere he could see, there were stars, as if he really were in space. Just in front and above him was a planet, huge and awesome in its detail and proximity. It was beautiful. He didn't hear the words that were being said at the moment. All he knew was that he was surrounded by glory and he never wanted to close his eyes again.

But, hadn't there been a reason he had not wanted to open them in the first place?

"Don't forget, Yuu--"

But it was too late. They fell down two stories and Yuichi screamed. All the beauty was temporarily forgotten and all he could think about was not up-chuckling all over Tatsuya. He would have deserved it for making Yuichi go on this ride, but it would take forever to clean up, and he would smell like vomit for the rest of the day. No matter how much Tatsuya deserved it, Yuichi didn't want to be walking around someone who smelled like sweaty vomit all day.

So he clamped his mouth shut and threw a hand over it as his free hand gripped Tatsuya's knee tightly. Tightly enough that Tatsuya was squirming uncomfortably under the contact. Well, if that was the only revenge he was going to get, so be it. Yuichi finally managed to close his eyes again and gripped the other man's knee as tightly as he could until all feeling left his hand. Suddenly, the car slowed, then stopped.

Yuichi blinked one eye open experimentally, seeing that they were back in the "docking bay" and the lap bar had risen. He didn't speak to Tatsuya until they were out of the building and well away from it.

"Oh, come on, Maru," Tatsuya called after him, limping to his side when he stopped. "Was it really that bad?"

"Yes," he replied after a moment. "Yes it was. But..." Yuichi smiled and tossed a look and a crooked smile at Tatsuya. "But it was worth it. That was...beautiful."

Tatsuya smiled as well. "I'm glad you liked that part at least. That's why I wanted you to go on it with me. I knew that if you knew it was a rollercoaster you wouldn't even bother, so I hid it from you, and then distracted you from realizing where we were going. I'm sorry, Maru."

Maru shrugged. "Ah, can't be helped now. It's done. And it was awesome, in that actual definition of awesome kinda way." He let the smile that crossed his lips stay. He was being fangirly at the phrase I wanted you to go on it with me, but he didn't care. He was on vacation, and if he got a little happy at Tatsuya wanting to share something that amazing with him then he'd smile about it.

Tatsuya smiled back and glanced at his watch. "Well, we have thirty-five minutes before we have to meet back up for lunch. What do you wanna do?"

Maru shrugged. "I don't really care. Why don't we start making our way back, though? If we look at all the shops on the way, it should take us a while to get back to the main entrance."

Tatsuya smiled wider and nodded, shoving his hands in the pockets of his very tight jeans and led the way to the first shop.

******

"Kazu-chan!"

"JinJin!

Jin jumped up from the table--where he had been occupied by Koki as he stuffed his face and kept an eye out for Kame--and bolted across the room to embrace his lover. Tatsuya and Yuichi witnessed this from the other entrance. It looked to be that the only reason the two were not stripping one another right there on the spot was because they were in public. Publicity did not stop them from seriously sucking face, of course, and Yuichi sighed in exasperation. And they wondered why fangirls wrote porn about them.

Tatsuya and Junno physically separated the two of them, dragging them back to the table to sit across from one another. They would still have foot sex, but at least they wouldn't offend anyone. Yuichi sat between Kame and Tatsuya and grabbed a menu.

"So," he said conversationally when the waitress had left from taking their orders. "What did everyone do?"

Koki nibbled on his carrot before he answered. "We went to Fantasyland, and Bakanishi made me go on 'It's a Small World'. I think a little part of me died before it was finally over."

"Dude, you were totes singing along with it when we hit the Japanese part. Douche bag."

Koki threw his half eaten carrot at Jin. "I was rapping, fucker, 'cause it was the only way I was going to get through it without throwing myself head first out of the boat and drowning." He picked up another carrot. "Prolly would have been playin' the song under there too, anyways."

"Kame and I went to Frontierland and went on Thunder Mountain Railroad. It. Was. Awesome!" Junno clenched his fists gleefully as he spoke to emphasize just how awesome it was.

Kame rolled his eyes. "Taguchi screamed like a little girl."

Junno rolled his eyes back and mouthed "IT WAS KAME!" pointing exaggeratedly. The rest of the group--minus Jin--thought this was amusing, and likely the truth, and tried very hard not to giggle.

"What did you guys do?" Junno asked as he scooted out of reach of Kame's kicking feet under the table.

Tatsuya smirked. "Maru and I went on Space Mountain. And Maru liked it."

For the third time that day, Yuichi was presented with wide eyes. He shrugged. "What? It was very educational."

"It was a rollercoaster," Kame said pointedly. "You know. Those things that you are scared of? They go up and down and side to side really fast and make you wanna puke your brains out? Like when they made you beat-box on one?"

Yuichi felt his cheeks heat up. Must they always remind him of that?

"You prolly screamed like a little girl, didn't you, Yuu-chan?" Koki asked, grinning from ear to ear.

Yuichi raised an eyebrow. "Eyah. I screamed like you sang 'It's a Small World.'" He felt embarrassing his best friend was a fitting punishment for teasing him.

Koki was flushing acutely now and shut up. They knew each other too well.

"Then that means you screamed," Jin quipped. "'Cause Koki was totes singing that."

"Would you stop saying 'totes?'" Koki garbled. "Seriously. It's getting really annoying. The word is not 'totes,' it's 'totally.' You sound like a fucking retard when you say it all the time." Koki threw another carrot at him.

Jin dodged this one. "Stafoo! I can totes say whatever I want, hor!"

"Gah! That's another one! It's not 'stafoo' shit-for-brains! It's 'S-T-F-U.' It means 'Shut the fuck up!' Like you should be doing. Right now." Koki glanced over at Kame. "I totally get the whole bipolar thing you guys got going on now."

Kame nodded knowingly. "Yes, but seriously. Mouth like a Hoover. Makes it all worth it." And before Jin could say anything else, "and, he's really sweet when he wants to be. And wonderful, and loving and, sexy, and--Oops!" Kame picked up his fork and threw it across the room. "I dropped my fork. Jin, you should come help me find it."

Before anyone could make more than a token noise of protest, Akame had slipped under the tablecloth that hung to the floor around the table. There was a rustling, then silence and T-TUN all smiled uncomfortably together.

"So, you didn't scream like a little girl," Koki said conversationally.

Yuichi opened his mouth to tell them the truth--he had screamed. A lot--but Tatsuya spoke first.

"Not really. He was a little scared, but I was screaming too." His tone dared any of them to say something about it. "Everyone screams on a rollercoaster. And, he told me afterwards that it was worth it."

Junno smiled. "Well that one part of Space Mountain is really awe-inspiring."

"Yeah, it is," Koki agreed. "So, does this mean you're cool with riding rollercoasters now?"

"No," Yuichi said firmly. "I'm not even sure you could get me on Space Mountain again." He shuddered. "Once was more than enough for me."

"Oh, God, JinJin...your mouth...so good...."

"You know," Koki continued, blushing furiously. "Not all rollercoasters are that bad."

There was the sound of something--a mouth--sucking and popping, and wet noises while Kame whimpered.

"Yes, they are," Yuichi said decisively, trying very hard to ignore the fact that Jin was giving Kame head under the table that they were going to be eating off of. "They all go faster and higher than I have any right to be, and--"

"Jin, stop! I'm gonna--"

"--some of them corkscrew and go upside down...."

"God, Kazu...just fuck me...onegai..."

T-TUN hastily scooted their chairs back a little.

"Eyah, but that's the best part," Junno said loudly, trying to cover up Jin's God-awful moaning.

"But I hate that," Yuichi retorted, in the same volume. "That's what I should not be doing!"

"Hayaku! Onegai...Kazu! Uhnnn..."

"But that's the fun--" Koki's face turned purple and his hands flew to his lap. He fell forward, head pressing to the table cloth as he groaned "My balls!" in obvious and sever pain. T-TUN scooted even farther away from the table.

"That's what's so fun about it all," Tatsuya continued Koki's interrupted sentence. "It's the thrill of doing something that we physically shouldn't be able to do."

There was a sudden slapping nose that sped up in tempo as the uncomfortable minutes ticked by, the people around them staring at their table just as uncomfortably.

"Ka-zu-ya!"

"JinJin, I'm so close!"

"Touch me...Oh god! Yes...just like that...."

"Like...like flying at a con...concert," Junno continued, trying unsuccessfully to hold his trademark grin. It looked more like a grimace.

"God...Kazu...I'm--!"

"Me too!"

There was a long loud wail that couldn't be mistaken for anything other than what it was and everyone else at the table--excluding Koki, who was still trying to get feeling back in his boys--faceplamed themselves. There was a rustling again and Akame popped out from under the table.

"I didn't see it under there. Must of lost it."

"Eyah. I'll just have to ask for a new one."

Koki abruptly sat up and punched Jin hard in the arm. "You kicked me in the balls, asshole!"

Jin pouted as he pulled away and held his injured arm. "So what? You want me to suck them make them feel better?"

Koki jumped up to beat the bloody hell out of Jin, but Junno grabbed him around the waist and Tatsuya pulled Jin back out of the way of Koki's flailing arms. Yuichi felt like sweat-dropping as the waitress came up to him.

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to ask you and your friends to leave the restaurant. You're order will be ready for you with the matre de."

Yuichi nodded. He stood and bobbed his head to the waitress. "Sumimasen," he muttered and went to Koki, who was still flailing at Jin, and took him by the ear, dragging him off to the front. Tatsuya took Jin by the back of his collar and Junno backed away from Kame's glare, following him at a safe distance.

Tatsuya--who had the company credit card and said that Johnny-san owed them one--paid for the food, and they left. As soon as they were outside, Kokeda smacked Akame upside their respective heads.

"What the fuck was that for?!" Jin cried

"What the fuck was that about?!" Koki gestured in the general direction of the restaurant they had just left.

"What?" Jin cried back. "Kazuya lost his fork! I was just trying to help him find it!"

"Where?! In your ass?!" Koki bellowed. "Good thinking, Bakanishi! That's where it's gonna be! Right after I shove it up there!"

"Hey now," Tatsuya remarked, placing himself between Koki and Jin, his hands pushing Koki back.. "None of that." Tatsuya glanced at Junno. "This is how we solve this. You and Koki are trading. We really don't need Jin dead."

Junno's ever present smile faded in an instant. "Are you serious? You don't want that ignoramus dead and you want to send him off unsupervised with me? Are you trying to get him killed?"

Jin turned to Junno, seeing the look on his face and pouting. "You still hate me, Taguchi?"

The smile came back to Junno's lips, but never reached his eyes. "I don't hate you, Jin. It's just that every time you open your capacious sullied mouth I want to rip your dick off and shove it down your sluttish diminutive throat and watch you asphyxiate on it." He batted his eyelashes. "But I don't hate you."

Yuichi sighed as KA-TU's eyes stared widely at Junno's words. It was a well known fact that Jin and Junno did not get along in the beginning. It was a slightly lesser well known fact that Junno still wanted Jin dead.

"Taguchi," Yuichi muttered. "Did you take your drugs today?"

Junno smiled brilliantly at him. "Yup!"

Yuichi sighed and ran a hand through his hair exasperatedly. "Then you don't have an excuse to kill him, and Johnny-san will transfer you into ABC and Ikuta-san will end up taking your place with us."

Junno pursed his lips, pouting.

"So be nice," Yuichi added as an after thought.

Junno continued to pout for a moment and sighed. "Fine." He glared at Jin. "But I'm picking the rides."

Jin clung to Kame and swallowed audibly. "Eto...can't I just hook up with Kazuya this time?"

T-TUN chorused in a loud "No!" It was likely that they would kill one another before Junno was likely to kill Jin. Or, barring that, they'd hump in the bushes in plain sight of the passersby.

The six of them found a nice little picnic area and ate mostly in silence. The quiet, however, was filled with meaningful looks passed between many of them. Jin pulled out his mobile. The buttons dee'ed as he moved his thumb over them. He waited a moment, staring at the phone as he stuffed his face and closed it a moment later. Three beats later, five mobiles went off. Yuichi furrowed his brows and pulled his out with the rest of KT-TU. It was a text from Jin.

From: Jin--*sadface emote* Im sry. dnt hate me. To: Junno, Cc: K-TUN

Thus started the next thirty minutes of the Great Text War of KAT-TUN Goes to Disneyland.

From: Junno--*happy, smiley emote* *stabbing sadface bleeding emote with a big knife* Told u i dnt hate u. To: Jin, Cc: K-TUN

Jin cringed and threw his arms over Kame's shoulders, bawling.

From: Kame--*madface emote flipping the bird* stfu stpd taguchi. dnt be mean to my JinJin. I will eat ur soul! *eating emote going "nom nom!"* To: Junno, Cc: A-TUN

From: Junno--*emote sucking off emote penis* Blow me. *happy, grinning emote* To: Kame, Cc: A-TUN

From: Koki--*horrified emote putting hands over ears* Wht the shit! r all u fckrs homo?! *sadface emote**gagging emote**vomiting emote* To: KAT-UN

From: Jin--Stafoo, Hor! *hugging smiley emote* Jst embrce ur innr gay alrdy! To: Koki, Cc: KT-UN

From: Ueda--You assholes are using up my texts. They are not cheap. Knock it off, or I will kill you all. Obligatory emote---> *Gackt emote molesting itself* To: KAT-TN

Everyone looked around themselves, wondering who was going to be the one to provoke Tatsuya.

From: Pi--Doko ga r u gaisu? Jin sed we wasu mitingu upu @ Cold Stone? Ka-ru mi! *confused emote* To: KAT-TUN

All of KAT-TUN sweat-dropped at the bad, barely discernable text. Why did Pi insist on texting in gairaigo?

"Ka-ru mi?" Koki asked no one in particular, scratching his head.

"Call me," Jin translated, being the only one who could. He continued in an affectionate, exasperated tone. "'Where are you guys? Jin said we was--were--meeting up at Cold Stone. Call me.'"

By that time, they had all finished eating and it was time to be on their way again. Kokeda had to pry Jin off Kame, but soon they were all paired off again and going off in different directions, each armed with a new map--Jin had spilled his drink all over everyone else's, and none of them could figure out how he'd managed that since none of the maps were near each other, and not even out to have something poured on them.

"Back here at five and we'll go to dinner," Yuichi called as they parted.


*******


"Why didn't you just go with Jin?" Yuichi asked while they paused to pick a place on the map to go.

Tatsuya shrugged. "Didn't feel like fighting off his advances. There's only two people in this group who he doesn't want to fuck, and that's Koki and Ugly Taguchi."

"Sou ka." Yuichi pointed distractedly at a spot on the map, but Tatsuya shook his head.

"I really want to go on Splash Mountain."

The beat-boxer narrowed his eyes. "That's a rollercoaster."

Tatsuya chuckled, hiding his lips as he laughed softly. "No, it's a log ride." The lips reappeared. Yuichi wondered if those lips had always been that interesting to look at or if this was just a new development because he was actually letting himself think about it while being in the man's presence.

"But I won't deny that there's the one drop," Tatsuya continued, seemingly not finding anything wrong with Yuichi staring at his lips. "I'm not going to try and trick you again." He held out his pinky. "Promise."

Yuichi started out of his lip-watching and stared at the pinky for a moment before hooking it with his own. "Okay. And, I suppose we can go on Splash Mountain. But only because you didn't try to trick me."

Tatsuya smiled happily, forgetting to hide his lips. "Yatta!" And he grabbed Yuichi's wrist and ran toward the ride.


*******


"Ueda...there are no belts on this ride," Yuichi whimpered as he sat on the bench in the two-person log.

Tatsuya watched him from the dock. "No, that's what the bars on the side are for."

"But there are no belts..." This really didn't seem like a good idea anymore.

Tatsuya sighed and stepped onto the bench before straddling it behind Yuichi. "Here, I'll sit behind you and hold onto you when we take the drop, okay?"

Yuichi bit his lower lip and nodded once. "O...okay." Tatsuya wasn't going to trick him. He'd promised.

The log was released and drifted off then, slipping and bobbing through the current gently. Just as they passed into the first cavern, arms wrapped around his waist. Yuichi stiffened in surprise and turned as Tatsuya scooted flush against him, resting his chin on the beat-boxer's shoulder.

They sat that way for a few minutes, listening to "Zippity do-da" until Yuichi relaxed a bit. Tatsuya shifted a little, resting his ear on Yuichi's shoulder now, his mouth pointed toward Yuichi's ear. "Suki da yo."

Briar Rabbit and Briar Bear laughed at him as the geese sang and so Yuichi wasn't sure he'd quite heard what he thought he had. "W-what," he asked, turning his head at little.

Tatsuya buried his face in Yuichi's shirt. "Don't look--Just!...just, I like you."

Yuichi blinked a few times. No, he had heard that. He bit his lower lip. "Ano...I--"

"You don't have to say anything," Tatsuya interrupted. "I just wanted you to know. I just want to stay like this for a little while, if that's okay."

Yuichi smiled and patted the hands clasped loosely in his lap. "Tat-chan, look at me."

Tatsuya brought his slightly flushed face into Yuichi's view, and the beat-boxer smiled again. The blush made him all the more attractive in Yuichi's eyes. He wanted nothing more in the world right now than to lean over and kiss the breath out of Tatsuya, but maybe he shouldn't just yet; it might be a little too forward after so sweet a confession. He didn't want to ruin it with his raging libido that had pretty much taken Tatsuya's words as permission to let all the pent up emotions and hormones free.

Yuichi's smile widened and he brought a hand up to trail a gentle finger along Tatsuya's jaw. He leaned in to whisper against those lips. "Ore mooooooooooooooooooo------!!!!"

Somehow, during the short conversation, Yuichi had missed the loud clanking noise that heralded the coming of the drop at the end, and the last had been said as a scream down the long plunge through the air and water. A light flashed while Yuichi was occupied screaming his lungs out. Tatsuya laughed happily and held as tightly as he promised, the water soaking them both at the end.


*******

"I cannot believe you spent money on that," Yuichi grumbled as they made their way to the next ride.

Tatsuya looked down fondly at the cardboard-framed snapshot. "But you're reciprocating my feelings in this picture! I have to keep it forever and ever to remind me of that special moment!"

"You're holding out for blackmail aren't you?"

"Damn straight!" Tatsuya laughed to himself, holding out the picture for both of them to look at. "You don't look too bad, actually." He brushed a finger over the Yuichi in the photo, over his lips particularly. "I like your lips like this. Gives me all kinda of naughty thoughts."

Yuichi chuckled and he raised an eyebrow, a little caught off guard by Tatsuya's forward innuendos. Not that he was at all complaining.

Tatsuya laughed softly at Yuichi's reaction. "Like you weren't thinking about it already." He smiled brightly, a little rouge coming to his cheeks as he tucked his lips away again.

Yuichi took his wrist and pulled him close before leaning down and whispering in his ear. "I like looking at your lips, Tatsuya. Please don't hide them...'cause I do think about it..." He nuzzled Tatsuya's neck. "And then I can't stop wanting you..."

He pulled away from the now wide-eyed Tatsuya, who stared at him with a mixture of shock and arousal in his eyes. "That was....really hot..."

Yuichi smirked. "You don't say? Damn. I had better work on that. I mean, I don't want to be hot or anything..."

Tatsuya pouted and lightly punched Yuichi in the arm. "Stop teasing me. It was unexpected so soon after my innocent confession." He was smiling though. "Where are we going anyway?"

Yuichi smiled. "We're going on a ride that I want to go on. You've picked the last two. It's my turn."

"Okay," Tatsuya conceded. "But that still doesn't tell me where we're going."

Yuichi stopped at the end of the line of people and smiled. Tatsuya looked up at the name of the ride.

"Pirates of the Caribbean?" Tatsuya looked very unimpressed. "Watch out, Yuu. People are going to think you've gone wild!"

Yuichi smirked. "Oh, trust me. You'll see."

He took Tatsuya's wrist and led him through the line. They sat in the back of the long, fat boat--at Yuichi's insistence--and waited as the ride moved off. They were halfway through the first cavern before Yuichi spoke.

"Ne, Tat-chan," he murmured, leaning close to the younger man. "Look this way."

"Nande--"

As Tatsuya turned, Yuichi leaned in and pressed their lips together. If Tatsuya was surprised, it wasn't for more than an instant. He sighed softly and moved his lips gently against Yuichi's as he brought a hand up to the beat-boxer's face, brushing his thumb gently over the man's cheek.

Yuichi sighed as well, wrapping his hand around the back of Tatsuya's neck, pulling him closer as he deepened the kiss. He slipped the tip of his tongue out to run it along Tatsuya's upper lip.

Tatsuya shivered, allowing himself to be pressed against the back of the seat as he instinctively brought on leg up to rest on Yuichi's lap. Just as things would have heated up to more than just a kiss, a light shined over them both, and they hastily parted.

"That's enough, you two." The person dressed in pirate garb shined the light right in Yuichi's eyes. "Leave your girlfriend alone, man."

Yuichi's eyes went wide and he threw his hand over Tatsuya's mouth, stalling the protests forming there. "Yes, sir. Of course. I'll leave my girlfriend alone."

Tatsuya glared at him.

"Alright. Enjoy the rest of the ride."

When they were well away from the make-out watch, Tatsuya opened his mouth and nipped sharply at Yuichi's hand.

"Ow!"

"Girlfriend?!"

"What," Yuichi protested defensively. "Did you want me to tell the guy who caught us starting to get a little frisky on Pirates that we both have a penis?!"

"Well...I'm not a girl..."

Yuichi's eyes dropped--just for a moment--to Tatsuya's lap. "No, you're not..."

The water put a chill in the air and Yuichi noticed the goosebumps appearing along Tatsuya's arms. With a smirk he took the dark button down shirt from his own shoulders and placed it over the lower half of Tatsuya's arms, coincidentally covering the man's lap as well.

Tatsuya gave him another glare.

Yuichi smiled moved his hand under the shirt, placing it directly between Tatsuya's legs. "You looked cold," he replied saucily to the glare.

Tatsuya's eyes fluttered closed and his lips parted slightly as Yuichi's hand started moving over Tatsuya's crotch, rubbing gently. Smiling, Yuichi leaned over and whispered in Tatsuya's ear. "Unfasten your pants for me."

Tatsuya turned his eyes on him, disbelieving. Yuichi chuckled to himself. This may have been new and shiny for the younger man but it wasn't so much for Yuichi. He'd had wonderful fantasies about his friend for a long time, even if he was only now allowing himself to admit it during the light of day. Besides, everyone knew you made out on the Pirates ride.

Okay, so this was considerably more than making out, but Yuichi had spent a long time wondering what Tatsuya felt like, and how he would look when he climax, and Yuichi wanted to know now.

When Tatsuya didn't respond, Yuichi leaned over again, and he couldn't resist a casual lick of Tatsuya's neck. "It'll be too obvious if I do it."

"We are in public!" Tatsuya hissed back, but he tilted his head and arched into Yuichi's touch.

Yuichi continued to rub the now growing bulge. "And I want to touch you. So, you should do it for me, or I'm going to make quite a spectacle when I do it myself."

Tatsuya's eyes fluttered again as the hand became more insistent in its ministrations and he shakily moved his hands to his belt. A soft clanking, followed by a show clicking indicated that he had done what he was told.

Yuichi moved his hand up and slipped it inside Tatsuya's pants, fumbling around until he felt hard flesh. Tatsuya's breath hitched. Yuichi moved him a little so he was leaning forward, resting his arms on his wide-spread knees, and held the shirt up in a way that hid his entire front from neck to knee.

Yuichi slipped his nearest arm between Tatsuya's own arm and body to take hold of that hard flesh again. The younger man kept his eyes wide open, though they were glazed over as Yuichi started a quick pace. Tatsuya was going to have to come before the end of the ride and they were about halfway through now.

Tatsuya hid his face in the shirt as Yuichi tightened his grip and moved all the faster, paying special attention to the more sensitive places. By the time they reached the final cavern, Tatsuya bit into the shirt and groaned, a warm fluid covering Yuichi's hand.

Satisfied, he put Tatsuya back into his pants after using the shirt to clean them both up. He threw the shirt in the garbage on the way out. Tatsuya smacked him smartly in the arm once they were back in the sunlight of the park.

"And you said I was a pervert!" he grumbled. "Where the hell did that come from?!"

Yuichi smirked, quite pleased with himself. "Don't tell me that you've never made out on Pirates before."

"No, I haven't actually," he muttered incredulously. "And that was not making out. That wasn't even PG-13!"

Yuichi raised an eyebrow. "Sure it was. Are you complaining?"

Tatsuya pursed his lips. "No. But I haven't been on that ride since the movies came out...I wanted to see if it was different, now."

Yuichi smirked crookedly. "You wanna go back?"

"No," Tatsuya grunted as they started walking aimlessly to their next destination. "You'll molest me again! And we wouldn't be able to hide it 'cause you got rid of the shirt."

"We can buy another shirt."

Tatsuya rolled his eyes and glanced at his watch. "We have time for one more ride before dinner. Where do you want to go?"

Yuichi smirked again. "Haunted Mansion?"

"No, we've been over this." Tatsuya huffed. "You'll molest me again."

"Actually, I was hoping you would molest me this time..."

"Oh, fine. God, twist my arm!"

Tatsuya grabbed Yuichi's wrist and they were off.


*******


They met up in the main food court area of Main Street Disney at five just as planned, and Jin at least was still alive. They were all ravenous, so they picked a place to eat quickly. They grabbed their food, found a place to sit and eat outside, and conversed in the gathering flood of twilight.

"So," Yuichi began conversationally once again. "What did everyone do this time?"

"Koki and I humped in the bushes while we were waiting in line for some ride," Kame said just as conversationally around a cheese stick.

"Junno and I humped in Cinderella's Castle; right on the bed next to the mannequin." Jin replied in the same tone, pulling out a smoke and lighting up. He was the first one to finish eating, of course. He took a second drag and passed it to Kame when he gestured for it.

"We went to Splash Mountain."

KAT-T stared at Maru, blinking a few times in incomprehension.

Tatsuya tilted his head a little in thought as he took a drag of his own cigarette that he'd just lit. "Is it weird that our going on a ride at Disneyland is out of place in this conversation?"

"You're telling us," Jin began suspiciously, crossing his arms after retrieving his smoke from Kame and putting it to his lips, "that you two didn't hump while you were all alone together all day."

"We didn't hump, did we Ueda-kun?" Yuichi asked seriously, looking at Tatsuya, purposely being overly formal.

The man in question shook his head. "Nope. I don't believe we did. And I'm fairly sure I'd remember that."

"But you two have wanted into each other's pants for years!" Koki cried as if his brain was imploding at the thought of two of them not taking the chance to hump like everyone else in the group.

Yuichi glanced over at Tatsuya, borrowing the man's cigarette for a drag--he wasn't much of a smoker, but he wanted the drag. "Do you want into my pants?" he asked as if Tatsuya's hand hadn't just been there.

Tatsuya shook his head, taking his proffered smoke back and taking another pull on it before he answered. "Not at the moment. You?"

"Nah, I'm good right now. Thanks."

Tatsuya propped a remaining fry from his dinner into his mouth, his eyes twinkling at Yuichi as he lightly placed a hidden hand on Yuichi's knee under the table.

"And I gotta say," Tatsuya continued. "I love how we are completely not at all addressing the fact that Kame scored with the homophobe of the group, and Junno humped the one person he loathes the most." He turned and looked over at Yuichi. "We are clearly the more important issue here."

Yuichi laughed. "Yes, apparently us not humping heralds the second coming of Christ."

"Osnap!" Kame's hand few to his mouth.

"Hoshit!" Jin agreed, dropping his smoke on the ground in his shock.

"It's worse than we feared," Koki cried, his eyes getting all teary.

"What?" Maruda asked in unison.

Junno sighed and shook his head. "You guys did worse than humping," he replied.

Kame nodded in agreement. "You two confessed. That so much worse than humping."

Yuichi furrowed a brow and stole one of Tatsuya's fries since he'd finished his own. "How is confessing so much worse than humping?"

Koki pointed at Kame and Jin, who were glaring at one another over what seemed to be the last potato chip of their respective dinners. "You're gonna end up like Akame."

Yuichi rolled his eyes and Tatsuya 'pfft'ed. "No one could be as bad as Akame," Yuichi muttered.

"I dunno," Junno, began, licking at the chocolate syrup and ice cream around his lips. "Pin is pretty bad."

"What does mine and Pi's dog have do with this?"

"Why don't we have a dog together, Jin?" Kame asked in a silken voice.

Tatsuya shot Junno a death glare. Junno would pay for starting them up later.

Yuichi shot his own look at Tatsuya. "I see your Pin and raise you a bipolar Akame."

Tatsuya smirked. He moved his chair back and stood before he swung a leg over Yuichi's lap and sat there. He kissed him, ignoring the groans and Koki's screamed "MY EYES!"

"I see your bipolar Akame, and raise you a PDA Maruda."

Yuichi grinned, amused by the random game of poker terms that had nothing to do with the conversation, or the topic at hand.