Courtney's Self-Pleasure
Courtney's penis freed
Note: Courtney Barnett has a penis in this and set early in her career, 2014 to be precise. This is all fictional and do not read if you aren't interested. You have been warned.
It was a hot day on the Australian Outback with an eerie calmness in the air. Little was going on at first. Meanwhile, a car was driving by with a single passenger. The driver was the famous up-and-coming rocker Courtney Barnett, who had just gotten back from shooting a music video for the song Avant Gardener.
Courtney had a visible bulge in her pants as she got out of her car. Notably, she wasn't always this way. She was drugged at a party by a fan in Melbourne in 2013 with a controversial drug that turns pussies into dicks. She didn't remember any of the details given; her memory was wiped that night while remembering the shock of waking up and moaning, "Oi, I've got a schlong where my pussy used to be." Despite her initial shock, especially after a doctor told her she couldn't ever get her pussy back, she became a huge fan of jerking off. Also, Courtney liked peeing while standing up, now given it was biologically possible.
For obvious reasons, it helped that Courtney herself was Aussie and lived in Melbourne, meaning it was easy for her to make her penis happy. Courtney was careful never to have intercourse, as she never wanted to knock up anyone. Courtney also felt content just being blown by her fans and never stripped fully naked when intimate with said fans. Given how devoted Courtney was to her music as a rising star, she didn't have time for a serious girlfriend. To satisfy her sapphic thirsts, Courtney felt satisfied having her fans blow her when on tour in her home country. It did not hurt that her lush hair and beautiful blue eyes made an impression on many of her fans.
Courtney then, after walking around barefoot for a bit as the earthy girl she is, decided to deal with her obvious bulge in her pants and she came up with the crudest solution for dealing with her erection. First, the singer looked left and right to make sure that nobody would see her like this, even though it was an open secret that she had a penis among her fanbase. This was best observed when she often held her guitar in awkward positions so that nobody would see her get hard.
Courtney then decided to strip her long pants off and get down to her red boxer briefs that she bought while shopping in the menswear section of a department store. Courtney told herself, "Dickey, are you ready to be free now?", and pulled down her boxer briefs to free her genitals from their confines. Courtney decided to keep her shirt and bra on, as she felt it'd be sexier if she just left them on.
Almost immediately, Courtney, as she started stroking herself, given how hard she was already, started thinking about the time she was blown by a blonde fan with a ponytail at her concert in Perth. She did this with a VIP service, where female fans who were born in Australia and were white or white-passing were offered a chance to blow Courtney on her Aussie tours. The singer started to think about the experience of the cute, airheaded Bogan fan's mouth on her large penis. Courtney remembered the mouth of the fan engulfing her large schlong with her hot breath, hitting the singer's 9-inch dick as she was blown. Courtney just hardened further as she thought of that particular fan's A-cup boobs, who had removed her shirt and bra to not get Courtney's semen on her clothes.
Courtney was just getting started with her stroking using her right hand. As a left-handed guitar player, she used her weaker hand to pleasure herself. The shadow of her cock was visible on the soil between her bare feet as it pointed like an arrow away from the singer. The singer's armpits, which were under a white shirt, were starting to sweat very distinctly. To Courtney, she was in her own element, jerking off outside on a hot sunny day on the outback.
As the singer kept stroking herself, she sank further into lust. Courtney's brain turned to mush as she could only think about blowjobs and the blonde Bogan fan's boobs. Courtney then remembered the time she had run her fingers through the fan's soft blonde hair. She even touched her scrunchy that was tying her hair too. This thought increasingly aroused Courtney, and she started to feel her testicles tighten as she thought about it and the fan's beautiful but tiny boobs.