Right Kind Of Wrong

Yea this is not how this day was supposed to end. Carrie was going to confess her real feelings to me and we would finally see what we mean to each other. But instead of that nice little ending I am now sitting in a restaurant deciding what looks nice.

'Well I'm a stake man myself.........' I like Carrie's father, there a softness about him.

'Yes lets clog up those veins even more.................'Not liking the mother so much. She hasn't even looked at me and every time I say something she sucks the air through her teeth just to let me know she doesn't approve of whatever I am.

'So Kelly's album is doing well............' that's not off topic Carrie.

'Ah yes Kelly.........'Uh oh. The way she says that doesn't sound good. Should I run. 'Your Carrie's mentor.................'No not really.

'Yes.....yes I am.........' I'm really not.

'Do you really have time for that...........with your album and your personal life..........'Your daughter is my personal life now. I'm not a stalker.

'It's part of being a judge............' she gives me this look and I swear I can hear the music from western films starting up.

'And your boyfriend would mind you spending so much time helping my daughter.............'Boyfriend?

' boyfriend................'I try not to laugh.

'I told mom about Jason..........'My brother?. 'Your band member.,..........your boyfriend.........' Jason?

'Jason doesn't care what I do............'And neither does his wife.

'Carrie says you two are pretty serious.............' Well Carrie's full of crap but I guess if this is the game we're playing.

'Jas and I?.......oh yea we're close........'i want to say more. I want to really make Carrie squirm but one look from her and I've melted. 'We're serious..........'i admit as I look toward my menu. She presses her foot against my leg and I look towards her.

'Thank you.........'she mouths as her parents both look at the menu.

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'Hold up..........'My mothers not taking this well. 'She's taken you back in the closet..............' There's that word again.

'Her mothers just a little..............'

'Bitch?.........'Ashley suggests.

'And Jason.....the guy that's been like a big brother to you for almost three years now is your boyfriend?..........' Yes mother.

'And what's his wife say about that?................' Don't know, I don't even know what he's going to say about it.

'It's not that weird is it?..............'OK I know it's weird but lets see what everyone else thinks.

'It's not weird...........'Thank you mom. 'What's weird is your relationship with the blond..........'Yes thank you mom.

'Yes Jeanne...........'Oh great she's starting. 'That is the weird thing. It seems our little Kelly here is falling pretty hard for the blond..........' Carrie, her name is Carrie.

'Ah Yes and this blond.....'Carrie. ' Is she falling..........'

'Very good question there Jeanne...........the evidence says yes...........' My phone begins to ring and Ashley laughs. 'That will be the blond...........' You don't know that smart ass.

'You don't know that smar..............'Crap it is her. 'hello........' My mother and Ashley are now in fits of laughter as I walk out the room.

'my father loves you.............' and your mother?

'Yea he's not my type...............'

'He says I should hang around you more often..........'The man is smart. Listen to the man Carrie. 'Apparently I could learn a lot from you............' 'I love that man.

'Oh yea.?.........'

'Yea......'She laughs. 'So you got things you can teach me?...............'Well that sounds like flirting.

'I ….i.......'Your what Kelly? What?

'You are my mentor........'she points out. 'I'm sure there are lots of things you can mentor me with...........' She's the devil.

'I'm confused...........' Your suck at this flirting thing Kelly.

'Well that's not good for a mentor...........don't tell me I'm going to be the one teaching you..............'I?.hmmm. Yea confused.

'I'm confused.............'Yea you keep saying that Kelly.

'Well don't worry sweetheart I'll make everything very clear for you when the time comes.......................What was that noise?. Oh right, my head exploding.